On this SIMP Scale, where do you rate ?

[Broke Nepo Baby]

Level 1. Harmless. Open doors for girls. Give compliments.

2. Fool level. Orbit. Do her homework.

3. Insane level. Vote woke feminist. Don't retaliate when Insulted. Give her cash

4. Nuclear level. White knight and get stabbed by her former Tyrone thug.

5. Haz-Mat level. Wipe her butt after she broke her arm. Band aid her cut, despite aids.

6. Donate kidney and then get ghosted

 

[RealSchizo]

Level 1. Harmless. Open doors for girls. Give compliments.

2. Fool level. Orbit. Do her homework.

3. Insane level. Vote woke feminist. Don't retaliate when Insulted.

4. Nuclear level. White knight and get stabbed by her former Tyrone thug

"I hate Epstein"

translating: "Me and da Stein weren't close enough for the island invite"

 

[Skoga]

Level minus 1

 

[monsoon69]

Level 5. Pay for nudes even if I get them for free elsewhere. I get a high off of thinking a woman gives a shit about me and wants to have sex with me. I’ve got problems

 

[Pancakecel]

I don't do any of those things

 

[Broke Nepo Baby]

I don't do any of those things

Fair point. But HAVE you previously?

 

[Wolnir]

Never gone past level 1

 

[Shitskin=Shitlife]

Level 1

 

[Broke Nepo Baby]

Level 1

I was an active level 3 in high school.

Offering rides, buying shit, as although the helping with homework was ok because I volunteered to help special eds. I'm still proud of that.

I almost got knifed at level 4, but it de escalated.

I was a liberal retard.

 

[Dead End]

Level 1. Harmless. Open doors for girls. Give compliments.

Beneath level 1. I have never opened doors for women or given out compliments to anyone really.

 

[Shitskin=Shitlife]

I was an active level 3 in high school.

Offering rides, buying shit, as although the helping with homework was ok because I volunteered to help special eds. I'm still proud of that.

I almost got knifed at level 4, but it de escalated.

I was a liberal retard.

Insane but understandable because we are all brainwashed as children to worship the ground foids walk on.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

Level 1

 

[Shitskin=Shitlife]

I hold open doors because it's a social convention and expected. Normies hate you if you don't do it. I hold it open for guys too when they are right behind me.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

I hold open doors because it's a social convention and expected. Normies hate you if you don't do it. I hold it open for guys too when they are right behind me.

Same

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Level 0

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Level 5. Pay for nudes

 

[anon65]

Level 0

 

[StressTensorCel]

Level -TREE(3)

 

[MajorThomas666]

Level 1. Harmless. Open doors for girls. Give compliments.

2. Fool level. Orbit. Do her homework.

3. Insane level. Vote woke feminist. Don't retaliate when Insulted. Give her cash

4. Nuclear level. White knight and get stabbed by her former Tyrone thug.

5. Haz-Mat level. Wipe her butt after she broke her arm. Band aid her cut, despite aids.

6. Donate kidney and then get ghosted

1.) harmful. saying hi

2. Fool level. Compliments. Orbit. Do her homework. Caring what she thinks

3. Insane level. Pretend Vote woke feminist but electors vote for whomever, which makes you doubly retarded. Don't retaliate when Insulted. Give her cash. Let her BF beat you up.

4. Nuclear level. White knight and get stabbed by her former Tyrone thug BF. Simp for her and shell out 1000's to see her cleavage on OF

5. Haz-Mat level. Wipe her butt after she broke her arm. Band aid her cut, despite aids. Donate kidney and then get ghosted

6. Universe ending cataclysmic. Say hi to her

 

[Caichan]

I do none of these.

 

[DeformedDysgenicCel]

I hold open doors because it's a social convention and expected. Normies hate you if you don't do it. I hold it open for guys too when they are right behind me.

 

[Chirag gupta]

Maybe level 1 if she’s old or has little non-racemixed/ethnic kids

 

[HailReich]

I dont do any of these things. I would rather die than be a simp

 

[hikkicel]

I tell myself I shall not simp when I’m in absence of the foid but when I get the slightest chance of copulation, my penis starts to dominate my cognition making me a fake simp to be liked by the foid; it never worked. At least that has been my experience so far. I hope that I can become independent of foids in my mind one day. Inshallah.