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On INCELS.IS What Do You Fantasize Your Individual Assigned F.B.I. Or Government Agent Looks Like Monitoring Your Online Activity?

I'll start. :feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsclown::feelsclown::feelsohh::feelsohh:

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if she is white im good to go , i dont ask for much. haha
 
I imagine she would look like a busty British MILF, like Susanna Reid or Nigella Lawson.

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Imagine being the male glownigger reading this kek.:feelskek:
 
I hope she is as ugly as I am
 
Special Agent Lolita, Cyber Thought Crimes Division And Task Force. I like it. :fbi::feelsbaton::yes::feelshehe:
I hope she is as ugly as I am
There's a fat landwhale behind a desk and computer watching you as we speak, she's probably watching all of us right now. :feelsclown::dafuckfeels:
probably some intern :smonk: they probably got bored with this board already and want to get promoted out of this.
She's with the chief F.B.I. Director on her knees with his testicle in her mouth as she strokes him off, she really wants that job promotion. She's moving up in the world going places with her career ambition. :fbi::yes:
 
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hopefully a hot latina
 
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I want Angelina Jolie as my FBI agent.:p
 
Cope if you think it's a woman.

Most likely a guy that looks like this

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For me its not sexual, for me its a middle aged normie white guy who is hard working and truly believes in blue pilled nonsense like "the greater good"

However after he is assigned to me (or this forum in general) he stumbles upon one of my threads, which just leads him down the rabbit hole, he reads more and more of my threads and slowly begins to doubt everything he was taught and believed in. He slowly begins to concede to certain points even while he disagrees

Later he finds out his wife was cheating on him, which he only suspected and looked into because he was becoming more and more black pilled without even realizing it

He shows up for all his "mental checkups" like I'm sure they make all the agents do, but he knows which boxes to check and can't afford to lose his job, so he'll say what he knows they want to hear

Slowly he is becoming more and more black pilled, until one day a man who came here to judge and look down on us, finally accepts our beliefs as true and starts living his life based on black pill doctrine (in some cases without even realizing it)

I think a variation of this is actually happening to many agents that are monitoring this site, its very hard to deny reality when its thrusted in your face every single day with stats, studies and logical reasoning. Their government sent them to monitor us, but ironically some of them are just being converted without them even realizing it, it only takes a single "aha" moment of "I didn't know about this stat, let me do some research myself" or "these guys are crazy....... but they do have a point when it comes to this specific issue"

Oh yes, oh yes, its happening :feelskek:

The black pill is creeping into many of their minds slowly but surely. The most dangerous ideology is one that revolves around the truth, because that makes it inescapable, you only need to accept one facet of it to begin your initiation, many won't ever go "full black pill" but they will adopt certain beliefs here and there from the ideology
 
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For me its not sexual, for me its a middle aged normie white guy who is hard working and truly believes in blue pilled nonsense like "the greater good"

However after he is assigned to me (or this forum in general) he stumbles upon one of my threads, which just leads him down the rabbit hole, he reads more and more of my threads and slowly begins to doubt everything he was taught and believed in. He slowly begins to concede to certain points even while he disagrees

Later he finds out his wife was cheating on him, which he only suspected and looked into because he was becoming more and more black pilled without even realizing it

He shows up for all his "mental checkups" like I'm sure they make all the agents do, but he knows which boxes to check and can't afford to lose his job, so he'll say what he knows they want to hear

Slowly he is becoming more and more black pilled, until one day a man who came here to judge and look down on us, finally accepts our beliefs as true and starts living his life based on black pill doctrine (in some cases without even realizing it)

I think a variation of this is actually happening to many agents that are monitoring this site, its very hard to deny reality when its thrusted in your face every single day with stats, studies and logical reasoning. Their government sent them to monitor us, but ironically some of them are just being converted without them even realizing it, it only takes a single "aha" moment of "I didn't know about this stat, let me do some research myself" or "these guys are crazy....... but they do have a point when it comes to this specific issue"

Oh yes, oh yes, its happening :feelskek:

The black pill is creeping in to many of their minds slowly but surely. The most dangerous ideology is one that revolves around the truth, because that makes it inescapable, you only need to accept one facet of it to begin your initiation, many won't ever go "full black pill" but they will adopt certain beliefs here and there from the ideology
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Look at their eyes and how they seethe
 
When the male glownigger agent slowly realizes the blackpill is right after his wife had an affair

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When the male glownigger agent slowly realizes the blackpill is right after his wife had an affair

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Had an affair, divorced him, took away the house, he's shitting bricks paying alimony now, and even the poor dog Fido the bitch took away also. :feelsjuice::feelsclown::feelshehe:
 
Had an affair, divorced him, took away the house, he's shitting bricks paying alimony now, and even the dog Fido the bitch took away also. :feelsjuice::feelsclown::feelshehe:
"Maybe these incel guys are on to something"
 
:what:"Maybe these incel guys are on to something"
I just laugh thinking about how many of these guys have to lie during their psych evals

"They couldn't be more wrong, they make me sick :feelsUgh: (thinks about years of mistreatment and rejection he faced from women :fuk:)"
 
I mean, just imagine being a heterosexual F.B.I. agent male right now. You now have to attend BLM monthly diversity seminars if you're White, your partner is a flaming homo, the entire national economy is going to collapse any year now, the nation looks like it is going to collapse like the former U.S.S.R., soon there are going to be domestic disturbances of eleven million people evicted into the streets, Biden is forcing them to get the kikecine, civil war looks like a real possibility, and you have a bunch of Chicoms that would like to take over the entire continent. Shit must be brutal, I sometimes wonder what they're thinking. :feelsclown::feelshehe:
 
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Definitely props for the unpredictable factor there. :feelsjuice::feelskek:
I just laugh thinking about how many of these guys have to lie during their psych evals

"They couldn't be more wrong, they make me sick :feelsUgh: (thinks about years of mistreatment and rejection he faced from women :fuk:)"
I like to think they have to hide some of their laughter reading our posts as their supervisor walks by them. :feelsclown:
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I see there is another man here of great exquisite taste. :feelsjuice:
Cope if you think it's a woman.

Most likely a guy that looks like this

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Looks exactly like the same kind of guy or manlet that vacations at a gay bar in San Francisco Bay. :feelsclown:
 
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"Sir we've found the virgin, we are about to breach his house and arrest him, being a virgin male in 2021 is a crime"
 
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"Sir we've found the virgin, we are about to breach his house and arrest him, being a virgin male in 2021 is a crime"
"Well sir, what did you find in his house upon the breach and sweep of his living quarters."

"Sir, we found anime posters everywhere, an extensive pornography collection, and a My Little Kitty pillow collection, he kept saying upon detainment repeatedly that he wasn't an incel where instead he identifies as a brony or sometimes as a trans Pokemon character."

"Alright, file the report immediately anyways."
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelsclown:
 
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I think a variation of this is actually happening to many agents that are monitoring this site, its very hard to deny reality when its thrusted in your face every single day with stats, studies and logical reasoning. Their government sent them to monitor us, but ironically some of them are just being converted without them even realizing it, it only takes a single "aha" moment of "I didn't know about this stat, let me do some research myself" or "these guys are crazy....... but they do have a point when it comes to this specific issue"

Can you imagine how funny it would be if they make the agents go through "debunking the blackpill" sessions?
 
Can you imagine how funny it would be if they make the agents go through "debunking the blackpill" sessions?
I'm sure that they do, getting a "psych eval" (psychological evaluation) is a common thing in that line of work, so they are all probably being tested to see if they are being influenced by what they are reading, but they will just lie and say they don't believe it because their livelihood is on the line
 
this is more or less what I imagine :feelsohh:

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I'm sure that they do, getting a "psych eval" (psychological evaluation) is a common thing in that line of work, so they are all probably being tested to see if they are being influenced by what they are reading, but they will just lie and say they don't believe it because their livelihood is on the line

I was talking more about forcing them to through those shitty classes or courses, like this

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Imagine having to sit through shit like this just because you were assigned to monitor here.
 
I was talking more about forcing them to through those shitty classes or courses, like this

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Imagine having to sit through shit like this just because you were assigned to monitor here.
I'm pretty sure they've all had to do a "sexism in the workplace" kind of one, but I doubt they've had to do a black pill one yet, it hasn't spread enough to be considered that much of a threat
 
For me its not sexual, for me its a middle aged normie white guy who is hard working and truly believes in blue pilled nonsense like "the greater good"

However after he is assigned to me (or this forum in general) he stumbles upon one of my threads, which just leads him down the rabbit hole, he reads more and more of my threads and slowly begins to doubt everything he was taught and believed in. He slowly begins to concede to certain points even while he disagrees

Later he finds out his wife was cheating on him, which he only suspected and looked into because he was becoming more and more black pilled without even realizing it

He shows up for all his "mental checkups" like I'm sure they make all the agents do, but he knows which boxes to check and can't afford to lose his job, so he'll say what he knows they want to hear

Slowly he is becoming more and more black pilled, until one day a man who came here to judge and look down on us, finally accepts our beliefs as true and starts living his life based on black pill doctrine (in some cases without even realizing it)

I think a variation of this is actually happening to many agents that are monitoring this site, its very hard to deny reality when its thrusted in your face every single day with stats, studies and logical reasoning. Their government sent them to monitor us, but ironically some of them are just being converted without them even realizing it, it only takes a single "aha" moment of "I didn't know about this stat, let me do some research myself" or "these guys are crazy....... but they do have a point when it comes to this specific issue"

Oh yes, oh yes, its happening :feelskek:

The black pill is creeping into many of their minds slowly but surely. The most dangerous ideology is one that revolves around the truth, because that makes it inescapable, you only need to accept one facet of it to begin your initiation, many won't ever go "full black pill" but they will adopt certain beliefs here and there from the ideology
I'm the FBI agent and I can confirm, all of this happened to me
 
Fay grim. CIA but close enough.
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That's fucking hot. :feelsjuice::feelshehe::feelsautistic::fbi::yes:
I'm the FBI agent and I can confirm, all of this happened to me
You know, sometimes I like to think to myself that the F.B.I. or Homeland Security has hacked the webcam on my computer to watch me. So, occasionally I like to whip my dick out and start playing with myself because I think to myself if they're very bored at the very least I can give them a free show for their troubles. :fbi::feelsclown::feelskek::yes::feelsdevil:
 
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You know, sometimes I like to think to myself that the F.B.I. or Homeland Security has hacked the webcam on my computer to watch me. So, occasionally I like to whip my dick out and start playing with myself because I think to myself if they're very bored at the very least I can give them a free show for their troubles. :fbi::feelsclown::feelskek::yes::feelsdevil:
Oh that's genius, just give the FBI footage of you masturbating for them to blackmail you into doing something

The moment I get a laptop I put tape over the webcam

Reminds me of this episode of "black mirror" where a pedophile ends up getting blackmailed because a hacker screen recorded his webcam and his screen, showing that he was masturbating to child porn

Now its not like you watch child porn, but a video of you masturbating period can still be used against you
 
Oh that's genius, just give the FBI footage of you masturbating for them to blackmail you into doing something

The moment I get a laptop I put tape over the webcam

Reminds me of this episode of "black mirror" where a pedophile ends up getting blackmailed because a hacker screen recorded his webcam and his screen, showing that he was masturbating to child porn

Now its not like you watch child porn, but a video of you masturbating period can still be used against you
I don't care, they can eat my dick. They could post a video of me worldwide on CNN of me jerking off with billions of people watching and I still wouldn't give a shit. :feelsclown:
 

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