OMG I JUST FOUND MY DREAM GIRL

[BonePressed]

I was in a "all women are the same" type of mood, and when I'm in this kind of mood, it makes me feel better to swipe left on hundreds of profiles on Tinder whilst I judge them. 

Eventually I thought to myself, enough is enough, and told myself just 10 more profiles. 

Then on the third to last one, I found her. 

Literally everything that I'm looking for. 

Insanely cute skater girl type. 
Who likes my exact same type of music. 
Who goes to my same college. 
Who doesn't seem superficial 
Who actually dresses modestly
Who is short and petite (just how I like them) 
And who is the perfect age, etc. 

I superliked her about 20 minutes ago. 

I have heavily photoshopped pictures of myself on my account (that make me look like a Chad)

If I don't match with her in 24 hours from now

Might as well rope myself. This is my last hope.

 

[jagged0]

She's been fucked by Chad all ready.

 

[thetruecelibate]

She's been fucked by Chad all ready.

She's been f$#ked by at least 15. If not more

 

[BonePressed]

She's been fucked by Chad all ready.

I stalked her social media and saw no evidence of her being a whore

Just let me cope and tell myself that she is a virgin

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Won't work because you will want to meet her.

sorry I have a meme addiction at the moment.

 

[MrRogers]

dont get your hopes up boyo once she realizes that you’re not as good looking IRL compared to tinder pics its over

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections/build-and-customize-your-tpe-sex-doll

did you find her yet????

 

[BonePressed]

dont get your hopes up boyo once she realizes that you’re not as good looking IRL compared to tinder pics its over

She's different than all the other girls bro. 

I'm going to win her over online first with muh personality, and make her fall in love with me to the point where my looks don't matter anymore

 

[Gone Coping]

is this a parody thread

 

[DankIncel]

She doesn't want you. She wants Chad.

 

[jagged0]

She doesn't want you. She wants Chad.

THIS! Personality is a meme all that matters are your looks.

 

[gstvtrp]

you will never match with her.

 

[Minjaze]

Get ready for your hope to shatter into a million pieces.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

"Who doesn't seem superficial "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You have much to learn, young one. In fact you sound fucking mega-bluepilled right now.

She has fucked 1,000 chads by now and she ain't gonna change. She does not give a fuck about your personality.

AWALT.

 

[SeifEsteem]

She's been fucked by Chad all ready.

I stalked her social media and saw no evidence of her being a whore
Just let me cope and tell myself that she is a virgin

Lol.

 

[42cel]

Please don't turn into a cuck.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

She is gonna tear your heart out

 

[Framecel222]

She's been fucked by Chad all ready.

 

[Kointo1]

You sound like a cuck with this shit. Stop chasing unicorns.

 

[Deleted member 2901]

Atleast post a pic of this roastie.

 

[BonePressed]

Update: I expected to wake up to us being matched.

Nothing.

I'm giving it 12 more hours

Or hello darkness my old friend

 

[Deleted member 2901]

Update: I expected to wake up to us being matched.  

Nothing.

I'm giving it 12 more hours

Or hello darkness my old friend

It’s not going to happen. Post her here.

 

[jagged0]

You aren't Chad enough for her.

 

[SeifEsteem]

Update: I expected to wake up to us being matched.
Nothing.
I'm giving it 12 more hours
Or hello darkness my old friend

Updates

 

[cthulhucel]

well i do believe there exists some good girl doesn't follow the subhuman instincts of women. but till now every one who seemed to be so eventually turned out to be a femoid.

 

[Deleted member 60]

she's damaged goods, bro. 

A W A L T

 

[realsubhumanx]

LMAO. Expecting good things from a fucking Tinder girl or actually any girl at all. You know shared interests ideas and all other stuff is pure bullshit. Everything other than your face is not going to be enough to attract anyone.

 

[blackpill_incel]

She's been f$#ked by at least 15. If not more

150+

 

[Kointo1]

She's been f$#ked by at least 15. If not more

Why are you censoring your own swears?

 

[theultimate341]

This guys gonna rope, when he gets hit by this brutal blackpill.

 

[jagged0]

Why are you censoring your own swears?

Because he's a good kiddo.

 

[Kointo1]

Because he's a good kiddo.

Is he 12?

 

[SubhumanTrash]

She is likely getting fucked hard by Chad while you post here.

Dream girls don't exist for incels.

 

[BonePressed]

Fuck this. Still nothing.

I superliked her, so she should have saw the notification as soon as she woke up (I did it late at night).

She might have notifications off, but I doubt it.

Only have a tiny ounce of hope left in me before it all shatters into a million pieces.

 

[Kointo1]

Fuck this. Still nothing.

I superliked her, so she should have saw the notification as soon as she woke up (I did it late at night).

She might have notifications off, but I doubt it.

Only have a tiny ounce of hope left in me before it all shatters into a million pieces.

She doesn't want to associate with subhuman filth .

 

[jagged0]

She doesn't want to associate with subhuman filth .

Not just her but who'd want to dirty themselves by talking to hideous creatures like us?

 

[Kointo1]

Not just her but who'd want to dirty themselves by talking to hideous creatures like us?

Only others of the same looks.