LifeFuel OMG GUYS GUYS GUYS I FINALLY DID IT! I finally got a blowjob from a street whore

[MrUgly]

I know you heard nothing from me a long time ago because I’m taking anti depressant and I just feel shit but this is another topic…

Today I finally got a blowjob from a street whore. I’m so fucking happy that I finally had the balls to stop my car next to her and just asked what I can get for 30$…

She gave me a blowjob with condom. We went to a parking lot around the corner and then it happened… the best part about it is that she was actually a really good liking girl with big boobs and nice ass and even her face was not bad. Her skin was brown and she is 24 years old

I asked her first if I can touch her boobs and she said yes oh god I just did it for a few seconds because I was too shy

Then she just sucked my dick while I was touching her nice ass and hair it took like almost 5 min until I cum yeah but all with a condom…

I even asked her if she can deepthroat because she just sucked the half of my penis length and then she said no she can’t then I said why my penis is not that long then this bitch really said „you are watching too many pornos“

Conclusion: it was ok I’m just happy that i had the balls to do it. It’s a really good cope to know you can get whenever you want head or sex while you don’t get it the normal way with a gf and the best is that as I said she was good looking with nice big tits.

There are a lot of street whores and some of these have my attention because they really look good I’m looking forward to pick my next bitch I think I go on a spree the next weeks and then I cope with these bitches the rest of my life

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Was she wearing heels and nylons and had heavy makeup?

 

[Incelius Savage]

This is one of the saddest things i ever read.

 

[Incelius Savage]

How can you even feel it with a condom on?

 

[ashrafatyoussef]

Lmao

 

[MrUgly]

Was she wearing heels and nylons and had heavy makeup?

No no I hate heels and nylons and make up if she was like that I would stop there

 

[MrUgly]

This is one of the saddest things i ever read.

You are just jealous lol

 

[MrUgly]

No no I hate heels and nylons and make up if she was like that I would stop there

Wouldn’t stop there

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

No no I hate heels and nylons and make up if she was like that I would stop there

What was she wearing?

 

[MrUgly]

What was she wearing?

A skirt with a belly top I tell you she looked really good oh god her tits on that top were just wow… she was dressing like the typical modern woman you see in college

 

[gimmedatrope999]

Nothing to be happy about. You wasted $30 for something Chad gets for free almost anytime he wants.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

A skirt with a belly top I tell you she looked really good oh god her tits on that top were just wow… she was dressing like the typical modern woman you see in college

Nice.

Was she wearing tennis sneakers and a thong?

 

[MrUgly]

Nothing to be happy about. You wasted $30 for something Chad gets for free almost anytime he wants.

Bro who cares I got a blowjob from a 24 year old good looking girl with nice tits it was worth it for the cope

 

[thespanishcel]

If she doesn't give you an STD then good for you mate

 

[MrUgly]

Nice.

Was she wearing tennis sneakers and a thong?

I don’t know exactly what kind of shoes but I think yes it was kind of some sneakers and she didn’t undress I asked her but she said no. I just touched her ass with her skirt

 

[MrUgly]

the only thing u gained was a lighter wallet

I will accept it if it helps me to cope with my sad life

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I don’t know exactly what kind of shoes but I think yes it was kind of some sneakers and she didn’t undress I asked her but she said no. I just touched her ass with her skirt

How did her ass feel? Did you got to reach into her puss?

 

[Deleted member 44058]

Nothing to be happy about. You wasted $30 for something Chad gets for free almost anytime he wants.

I also say that it's pretty stupid.
Why not get a female Friends with Benefits if possible?

 

[MrUgly]

How did her ass feel? Did you got to reach into her puss?

I can’t remember I was just touching her ass while she was sucking my dick I couldn’t think in this situation but I definitely didn’t touch her pussy I would never do it because she is a street whore and it’s disgusting

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Good for you op, legit. I want to escortmaxx at some point but im afraid of getting arrested because burgerland is such a pain in the ass about it.

I need to take a trip to amsterdam or something soon

 

[kano999]

This is one of the saddest things i ever read.

 

[El Enemigo]

I can’t remember I was just touching her ass while she was sucking my dick I couldn’t think in this situation but I definitely didn’t touch her pussy I would never do it because she is a street whore and it’s disgusting

Niggas here writing erotica jfl

 

[MrUgly]

Niggas here writing erotica jfl

This nigga jealous

 

[Emba]

Congratulations!

I'm proud of you son!

Keep up the good work!!!

 

[Pissedcel]

I know you heard nothing from me a long time ago because I’m taking anti depressant and I just feel shit but this is another topic…

Today I finally got a blowjob from a street whore. I’m so fucking happy that I finally had the balls to stop my car next to her and just asked what I can get for 30$…

She gave me a blowjob with condom. We went to a parking lot around the corner and then it happened… the best part about it is that she was actually a really good liking girl with big boobs and nice ass and even her face was not bad. Her skin was brown and she is 24 years old

I asked her first if I can touch her boobs and she said yes oh god I just did it for a few seconds because I was too shy

Then she just sucked my dick while I was touching her nice ass and hair it took like almost 5 min until I cum yeah but all with a condom…

I even asked her if she can deepthroat because she just sucked the half of my penis length and then she said no she can’t then I said why my penis is not that long then this bitch really said „you are watching too many pornos“

Conclusion: it was ok I’m just happy that i had the balls to do it. It’s a really good cope to know you can get whenever you want head or sex while you don’t get it the normal way with a gf and the best is that as I said she was good looking with nice big tits.

There are a lot of street whores and some of these have my attention because they really look good I’m looking forward to pick my next bitch I think I go on a spree the next weeks and then I cope with these bitches the rest of my life

Good for u, everytime I escortmaxxx I feel suicidal afterwards

 

[El Enemigo]

This nigga jealous

Of making people horny on the Internet? I am not a foid jfl

 

[Ika-Sama]

Good for you.

 

[nystagmuscel]

good for you mate

 

[LeFrenchCel]

ok

 

[faded]

Bro who cares I got a blowjob from a 24 year old good looking girl with nice tits it was worth it for the cope

Race and body type?

 

[Ellsworth]

Happy for you bro.

 

[ricecel4life]

I'm proud of you.

 

[MrUgly]

Of making people horny on the Internet? I am not a foid jfl

Did you get horny by reading this lol

 

[El Enemigo]

Did you get horny by reading this lol

Yes

 

[MrUgly]

Good christ I hope you steralized your dick after you probably got 5 different kinds of aids


Oh neverminded. But what's the fucking point even? And you still probably got crabs


WITH a condom? Good christ


Bro she either can't or just didn't want to deepthroat. Normally that's a deal breaker but it was only $30 so maybe worth it.
Minus the crabs


Good job and good luck. But you need to learn how to escortmax properly

1. No fucking street hookers
2. Go for teens
3. Fuck them. Obviously.

And just read this:

Rules of Escortcelling

this is from another post but I figure I'll post a thread since you brocels keep fucking this up https://incels.is/threads/help-escort-told-me-she-loves-me-what-should-i-do.385793/ 1. fuck only the young, teenage, scared looking ones (18+) 2. only for a half hour 3. never twice in a row 4...

incels.is

What’s the difference between street hookers, escort and women in general? There is no difference dude do you know with how many different men a normal modern woman have sex with?? There is literally no difference if you fuck a street whore or a college girl it’s the same

 

[MrUgly]

Race and body type?

She is Bulgarian her body was normal not skinny not fat just the way I like it

 

[MrUgly]

Good christ I hope you steralized your dick after you probably got 5 different kinds of aids


Oh neverminded. But what's the fucking point even? And you still probably got crabs


WITH a condom? Good christ


Bro she either can't or just didn't want to deepthroat. Normally that's a deal breaker but it was only $30 so maybe worth it.
Minus the crabs


Good job and good luck. But you need to learn how to escortmax properly

1. No fucking street hookers
2. Go for teens
3. Fuck them. Obviously.

And just read this:

Rules of Escortcelling

this is from another post but I figure I'll post a thread since you brocels keep fucking this up https://incels.is/threads/help-escort-told-me-she-loves-me-what-should-i-do.385793/ 1. fuck only the young, teenage, scared looking ones (18+) 2. only for a half hour 3. never twice in a row 4...

incels.is

Oh and dude she sucked it non stop and she was also using her hand she just didn’t stop of course I cum early and btw I’m not chad who get something like this every second day and I was already Horny af before I picked her up so I think almost 5min is good enough when you think about she was sucking it non stop and using her hand too she has good stamina lol

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

now you see why escortcels are different than ordinary incel.

 

[Virginscarecrow999]

Nothing to be happy about. You wasted $30 for something Chad gets for free almost anytime he wants.

 

[Neeru]

Well, at least it may be a good cope for you. Did she let you cum on her or you just did inside the rubber?

 

[TheCatMan]

Thumbs down for wearing a rubber.

 

[SoloAlex]

nigga asked for a deepthroat on his first blowjob

 

[watcher]

Her skin was brown

 

[MrUgly]

Well, at least it may be a good cope for you. Did she let you cum on her or you just did inside the rubber?

Inside the rubber

 

[MrUgly]

Thumbs down for wearing a rubber.

Not my choice she only makes it that way but she was my first bitch on the street there are at least 5 other bitches who have my attention and I will try everyone maybe one girl makes it without condom… first I let all suck my dick then I switch to fucking all of them and then I make a decision which bitch is good and which is not so I know for the future where to stop at lol

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

She gave me a blowjob with condom.

 

[MrUgly]

Im not Talking about curry brown bro

 

[MrUgly]

You are jealous… at least she sucked it she has a bonus with nice tits and body so get it first before making fun of me

 

[Pancakecel]

This is one of the saddest things i ever read.

How can you even feel it with a condom on?

 

[텍스트]

I even asked her if she can deepthroat because she just sucked the half of my penis length and then she said no

I think it's not fair to pay to order that bitch and she doesn't obey