NSFW oldcel ascends with vacuum cleaner

[jerrycan dan]

He is balding as well, NW3 and thinning at the crown, bruuutal
Do you seriously think any woman would fuck a man looking like this? Even 50 year old foids can fuck young chads with granny fetishes or share silver fox boomerchad on Tinder now


@LastGerman translation?

 

[Deleted member 21908]

damn i need me one of those. he looks like hes having the time of his life

 

[Monk of Failure]

WTF

 

[Words2_live_bye]

OH OH OH MEIN SHWANZ
ngl tbh i used a vacuum tube one time when i was 11 to simulate a blowjob
made my dick bleed
inb4 tesla iq

 

[jerrycan dan]

OH OH OH MEIN SHWANZ
ngl tbh i used a vacuum tube one time when i was 11 to simulate a blowjob
made my dick bleed
inb4 tesla iq

tesla iq

 

[FukFeminism]

Using a vacuum on any part of your body will be pulling all the blood to the surface together, tightly. This creates a huge potential for a blood clot to form, or several, each being easily fatal.

 

[jerrycan dan]

Using a vacuum on any part of your body will be pulling all the blood to the surface together, tightly. This creates a huge potential for a blood clot to form, or several, each being easily fatal.

vacuum cleaner sui?

 

[Words2_live_bye]

vacuum cleaner sui?

this mans died from a vacuum cleaner blowjob
F in the chat

 

[FukFeminism]

vacuum cleaner sui?

At least it'd feel good the first few mins

 

[Modus Coperandi]

translation?

"Ich liebe es meinen Staubsauger zu ficken, aber ich möchte trotzdem eine Freundin haben, die ihn bedient. also bitte helfe [...]."
I love to fuck my vacuum cleaner, but still i would like a gf operating(?) it. Pls help [...]"

 

[FinnCel]

I've done that when I was high on weed.
I can recommend it, ngl

 

[Genetic Dead End]

damn i need me one of those. he looks like hes having the time of his life

 

[0x3nf4rt]

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

he is called Staubsaugerficker (vacuum cleaner fucker, basically) he is a legend in german twitter lmao he always gets deleted but continues to upload for the fun

 

[SingaporeCel]

Holy shit

 

[Angry_runt]

he is called Staubsaugerficker (vacuum cleaner fucker, basically) he is a legend in german twitter lmao he always gets deleted but continues to upload for the fun

In Germany prostitution is legal and pretty cheap and yet he still prefers his ersatz blowjob robot.

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

In Germany prostitution is legal and pretty cheap and yet he still prefers his ersatz blowjob robot.

He probably visits prostitute at night, and at day he amuses us with his Staubsauger-fucking

 

[Pai Mei]

This would be even funnier if he was wearing leather Nazi regalia.

 

[IncelKing]

yikes sweaty lets unpack this!

the vacuum cleaner didnt consent to the act, this disgusting old man raped the vacuum cleaner, he should be sentenced to castration followed by execution by firing squad.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

this is epic

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Years ago a guy was found attached to a milking machine and had to go to the hospital for that... apparently those pumps stop only after a few liters

 

[Justdone]

Not 1 second watched but I think 77 bluepillers watched it multiple times.

 

[Vermilioncore]

this is epic

 

[Indari]

jfc just get an autoblow2

 

[onurbaba]

Dickmogs me

 

[Flaccid_Dave]

Couldn't stop laughing.

 

[tooth monster]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

 

[SingaporeCel]

JFL

 

[ihaveno1]

just fuck a vacuum cleaner theory