It's Over Old People in America Can't Even Get a Prostitute Without Going To Jail

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Just imagine being a good hardworking citizen just to go to prison because you wanted to have sex when you are 85.
 
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Yeah, in Americastan they can arrest you for damn near anything.
Tbh, I kind of want to lobby my state's representatives to legalized prostitution. But then again, criminals have changed laws more often than lobbyists (MLK, Ross from the silk road, boot leggers during prohibition.)
 
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Twinkcel said:
Just imagine being a good hardworking citizen just to go to prison because you wanted to have sex when you are 85.
America is the truest of shitholes.
 
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Twinkcel said:
Just imagine being a good hardworking citizen just to go to prison because you wanted to have sex when you are 85.
 
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They'd be charged as well if the gov thinks the sex doll is too young.
 
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This is why I will never escortcel. I would probably end up like one of these poor smucks.
 
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Imagine living to 85 years old as a truecel that never even experienced a kiss, and then one day deciding you'd have sex with a prostitute so you can experience sex atleast once before you die, and then getting arrested right before the action starts
 
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Gants said:
Imagine living to 85 years old as a truecel that never even experienced a kiss, and then one day deciding you'd have sex with a prostitute so you can experience sex atleast once before you die, and then getting arrested right before the action starts
Plot twist: The woman was the 85 year old ho.

Police say the six, five men and an 85-year-old woman, were involved in lewd and sexual activity in the Grace Richardson conservation area in Fairfield earlier this month.
 
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Ahmurica is weird.

Can be so puritanical in some ways: illegal prostitution, pedo hysteria, helicopter parenting, d.a.r.e. drug scare

Can be degenerate in others: loose gun laws, boomer sexual liberation hedonistic free sex culture, very pro lbgt.

Prolly because it consists of so many cultures and differing attitude among states makes it look bipolar.
 
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I want a who're too! Maybe...
 
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Emba said:
I want a who're too! Maybe...
Find that 85 year old one. :feelskek:
 
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I bet
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Find that 85 year old one. :feelskek:
her pussy pass is still valid!