Serious Old parents theory?

[LolZebras]

Every single young incel ive met in my life has baby boomer parents in their late 40s to 50s, and legit oldcels have parents who fought in World War 1 or some shit, if not dead. Its rare to see a parent under 35 that doesn’t have some god awful looking kids, only exception I can think of is my dad’s boss, who is either way a total gigachad. Meanwhile, every chad out there has healthy, youthful parents that took well care of them. They didn’t hesitate to put them in “big man” sports such as rugby or basketball at infancy, and didn’t feed them with the only things they knew how to cook, too. My theory is that once you’re that age, your body just isn’t fit to make children. My old, fat dad smoked and drank tons of alcohol before impregnating my mom, so of course I turned out messed up (my grandma’s framecel genes, didn’t help at all). What do you guys think? Do you think that what I’ve said hold truth? Ive met many good looking people out there with ugly parents, but those said parents are always in their 30’s to mid 40’s.

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

My dad was 30 and my mom was 25 when they had me. Both drinkers and smokers but not during pregnancy. Had some miscarriages before me and I'm their eldest child. Is this legit?

 

[LolZebras]

My dad was 30 and my mom was 25 when they had me. Both drinkers and smokers but not during pregnancy. Had some miscarriages before me and I'm their eldest child. Is this legit?

What are your incel features?

 

[Crustaciouse]

It might definitely be true for me, my dad was 45 and my mom was 34 when they got married.
In fact My mom wanted more children but the doctors told her she was lucky she could give birth to me and it was impossible for her to have another child.
Sometimes I feel bad that their only child is my disappointing self.

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

What are your incel features?

From mom: weak chin, weak jaw, sub 6 inch wrists, barely any body hair
From dad: ectomorph, eye color (instead of bright blue like my entire mom's family it's muddy blue bc he is mediterranean looking)

Out of nowhere: ugly eye area, thin neck, too projecting nose tip, thin shoulders, natural overbite so much that I got called beaver in elementary (had braces so it's okay now)

 

[jerrycan dan]

Old parents theory is medically proven, which is why the age of consent and marriage should be lowered.

 

[Aarvind]

My mom was THIRTY EIGHT when she had me and dad was 49. Legit miracle I dont have downs syndrome.

 

[WidefacedCel]

Dad was 39 and mom was 30, I saw articles saying the later you have kids the higher chance of them being ugly

 

[BrendioEEE]

Old parents theory is medically proven, which is why the age of consent and marriage should be lowered.

Sort of, the age of consent should actually be increased to 25, however before anyone freaks out, the exception will be marriage, if you put extreme legal ramifications in place against sex before marriage, and certain programs and such to encourage people 25 and under to get married to someone also 25 and under, this is the most optimal time to breed, and old 30 year old boomers trying to double dip in the younger sexual markets wont be able to and screwing it up even more for young folks.

 

[CyborgIncel]

It only matters if the mother is old. The fact that your father was a smoker and an alcoholic didn't play much of a role in your ugliness.
What I do believe is that old parents have a role in creating mentalcels/exacerbating autism.

 

[LolZebras]

It only matters if the mother is old. The fact that your father was a smoker and an alcoholic didn't play much of a role in your ugliness.
What I do believe is that old parents have a role in creating mentalcels/exacerbating autism.

I think it’s because the old parents won’t be able to relate to the kids a lot. My father is just learning what a PlayStation is at the moment. He uses the control backwards