For all you lurking Inkwells (I know you are reading this, lol), I have decided, in my infinite generosity, to pay a modicum of attention to your pathetic complaints.
Yes yes, you heard my right: I am actually willing to make you the greatest of gifts:
-my valuable time
-my spot on advice
-my deep, deep empathy
Am I not awesome? I don’t even demand anything in return, I’m just such a good person, OK!
After all, who else would be more qualified to help you than me?
As a 26yo women with a bachelor in Psychosomethings, I am perfectly equipped to analyses and understand your situation.
I have even been semi-celibate myself for a few month at a time (thanks Corona), so I have firsthand experience.
Here is a little demo of what I have in store for you:
Self-contradictory advice that will send you on a lifelong repetitious journey of endless self-improvement, embarrassment and painful rejections. (You have to try if you want to succeed, dummy).
A whole lot of thinly veiled insults. (Take a shower, you probably smell like a corpse, lol)
Dispersal of your stupid blackpill believes. For example, no matter what your stupid studies say, women don’t care one bit for how tall a man is. We just want our partner to be a head taller than us (in heels).
Tips on Clothing, Hairstyles and Workout routines. (Looks don’t matter btw)
Sounds great, doesn’t it?
I have already improved the lives of many people who used to be lower than the dirt under my feet. Their gratefulness is prove of my competence, here is a group photo (I am the one in the middle):
BTW, if you don’t take me up on this offer, you are VOLCEL. Checkmate Incels.
What are you pathetic worms waiting for? Slide in my DMs and give me the attention I deserve!!!
Oh, and don’t forget to subscribe to my OnlyFans and Instagram...
Yes yes, you heard my right: I am actually willing to make you the greatest of gifts:
-my valuable time
-my spot on advice
-my deep, deep empathy
Am I not awesome? I don’t even demand anything in return, I’m just such a good person, OK!
After all, who else would be more qualified to help you than me?
As a 26yo women with a bachelor in Psychosomethings, I am perfectly equipped to analyses and understand your situation.
I have even been semi-celibate myself for a few month at a time (thanks Corona), so I have firsthand experience.
Here is a little demo of what I have in store for you:
Self-contradictory advice that will send you on a lifelong repetitious journey of endless self-improvement, embarrassment and painful rejections. (You have to try if you want to succeed, dummy).
A whole lot of thinly veiled insults. (Take a shower, you probably smell like a corpse, lol)
Dispersal of your stupid blackpill believes. For example, no matter what your stupid studies say, women don’t care one bit for how tall a man is. We just want our partner to be a head taller than us (in heels).
Tips on Clothing, Hairstyles and Workout routines. (Looks don’t matter btw)
Sounds great, doesn’t it?
I have already improved the lives of many people who used to be lower than the dirt under my feet. Their gratefulness is prove of my competence, here is a group photo (I am the one in the middle):
BTW, if you don’t take me up on this offer, you are VOLCEL. Checkmate Incels.
What are you pathetic worms waiting for? Slide in my DMs and give me the attention I deserve!!!
Oh, and don’t forget to subscribe to my OnlyFans and Instagram...
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