It's Over Officially a 25 Year Old Kissless Virgin

[xFeeLMyPaiN]

gonna keep it short. Turned 25 10days ago and no one congratulated me and I realized that im now 25 still waiting for a girl to like me. My eyes are kinda wet as im typing this and its almost 3 am where im from but I just wanted to wish every1 a nice evening / night. Love all of you

 

[Doug]

happy Birthday man!!!!!!

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Next month, I turn 56. Never had sex, girlfriend.
My only hope is that the women my age become more desperate.

 

[hamiltoncel]

Happy Cake Day! Would you like to plow my wife?

 

[Ritalincel]

Happy Belated Birthday, @xFeeLMyPaiN

 

[Doug]

gonna keep it short. Turned 25 10days ago and no one congratulated me and I realized that im now 25 still waiting for a girl to like me. My eyes are kinda wet as im typing this and its almost 3 am where im from but I just wanted to wish every1 a nice evening / night. Love all of you

Ive turned 19 15 days ago and it was a lonely sad day just like on my 18th birthday

 

[khafail]

Happy belated OG nov2017cel

 

[Insomniac]

Sorry to hear that dude. Wish I could offer you words of encouragement but I’m in a similar situation.

Happy belated birthday anyway man.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

That’s the age of rope

 

[Hoffman_13]

Happy Birthday
from one KV to another

 

[Rice Cel]

Happy bday

 

[ThickBoi]

Next month, I turn 56. Never had sex, girlfriend.
My only hope is that the women my age become more desperate.

It’s over boy

 

[Clock Tower]

I am sorry
Happy birthday

 

[Yungguy]

Happy bday bro

 

[Total Imbecile]

Its over, happy late birthday OP

 

[Deleted member 250]

Im sorry but it’s over

 

[Deleted member 126]

Happy birthday

 

[Hunter]

over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over 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[gymcelben]

happy birthday brother

Next month, I turn 56. Never had sex, girlfriend.
My only hope is that the women my age become more desperate.

OOOG

 

[IronMike]

 

[Trashcel]

Next month, I turn 56. Never had sex, girlfriend.
My only hope is that the women my age become more desperate.

Accept it it's over

 

[Honeypot]

gonna keep it short. Turned 25 10days ago and no one congratulated me and I realized that im now 25 still waiting for a girl to like me. My eyes are kinda wet as im typing this and its almost 3 am where im from but I just wanted to wish every1 a nice evening / night. Love all of you

 

[1984cel]

Officially over, man. Happy 25th

 

[Swiswis]

Happy birthday

You can still marry a religious women

If you reach 30 it's OOoOOOOOoooOoover

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I'm late to this but happy birthday my guy.

 

[Moustachcel]

Happy birthday boyo!!!

 

[Gokugetem]

Happy birthday

You can still marry a religious women

If you reach 30 it's OOoOOOOOoooOoover

Do you think that religious women are somehow immune from their Chadsexual urges? Do you think NAWALT? Are you stupid?

It's over for him.

 

[FaceandHFD]

Happy birthday @xFeeLMyPaiN.

Spoiler

Just a bit weird you only have 90 messages since Nov. Smells like a LARP.

 

[ShadowMonk]

Look at the bright side of things: You have resisted the ultimate shit-cope of escortcelling.
Good job!

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Treat yourself with a nice cope.

 

[Erenor]

Happy Birthday brother

 

[jerrycan dan]

over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over 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over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over

red rover

 

[Hunter]

red rover

supernova

 

[LDARBuddah]

Stop this cucking happy birthday, whats happy about it
More like sad birthdsy

Its over buddy boyo

 

[IHateMySelf]

Go with a scort.

 

[Deleted member 15292]

over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over 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Lol

 

[CreationalTarget]

Only half a decade left until those wizard powers kick in.

 

[Inceltard]

>> Joined Nov 10, 2017
>> Messages 90

Happy Birthday LowPostCountCel

 

[OMGFML]

gonna keep it short. Turned 25 10days ago and no one congratulated me and I realized that im now 25 still waiting for a girl to like me. My eyes are kinda wet as im typing this and its almost 3 am where im from but I just wanted to wish every1 a nice evening / night. Love all of you

I had a mental breakdown when Alek happened. I was like "WTF THAT IS ME".

LOL

 

[Italcel]

Stop this cucking happy birthday, whats happy about it
More like sad birthdsy

tbh ngl

 

[IsolationHurts]

Happy birthday
Im 28... I know how it feels

Treat yourself with a nice cope.

 

[xFeeLMyPaiN]

best birthday present ever lmao @Honeypot

 

[Deleted member 60]

gonna keep it short. Turned 25 10days ago and no one congratulated me and I realized that im now 25 still waiting for a girl to like me. My eyes are kinda wet as im typing this and its almost 3 am where im from but I just wanted to wish every1 a nice evening / night. Love all of you

you're not alone bro. The agepill destroyed me.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

my condolences

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Happy Birthday bro. No one wishes me on my birthday either apart from parents. I have to lie to my parents that I'm going out to celebrate my birthday with friends. I normally just go out to McDonald's or the library then come back and say I had a good time.

 

[Incel801]

I am old man my advice to all 25yocels is to officially give up all hope.

Congrats on making it this far. Just to let you know there is no difference btw 25, 30 or 40..they are all old. Nothing changes beyond that point...

 

[IamLost]

Happy Birthday bro. No one wishes me on my birthday either apart from parents. I have to lie to my parents that I'm going out to celebrate my birthday with friends. I normally just go out to McDonald's or the library then come back and say I had a good time.

That is very sad.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

The older you get the worst it gets OP....