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Experiment Official dick size thread (no homo)

Damn, I get dickmogged by more people than I imagined. Brutal dickpill. BTW, all measurements are supposed to be bone-pressed.



Actually, most porn "stars" are between 6 - 6.5 inches. They use angles and different lenses to make it seem bigger. The biggest sized porn "star" is Mandingo and he's supposedly 9.5 inches, but I've done my homework and I think he's closer to 8 or 8.5 inches. Either way, @Genecel comes the closest, to Mandingo size .

"I want to go ER on that Genecel faggot." - Tellem-T
 
i once knew a genie with a 10 ft weenie
 
60 inches, I can plow corn field by pressing my erect dick downward, and then I walk, my dick cat cut furrows on the ground.
 
How would you know? You're an incel, you don't know what girls do. Unless you're a fakecel.
There was a study about dicks that was posted here some time ago. About half the females participating in the study admitted measuring the dicks of their bfs if I remember correctly.
 
"I want to go ER on that Genecel faggot." - Tellem-T
Kek, I remember that. Classic Tellem.

There was a study about dicks that was posted here some time ago. About half the females participating in the study admitted measuring the dicks of their bfs if I remember correctly.

Those girls hit the dick lottery then. Having a 6.4" dick puts you in the 95th percentile, meaning only 5% guys have dicks that are 6.5" or larger. I'd say 1% of all men have an 8" dick, which is roughly 30 million guys. Still a huge number of guys, but in total comparison, not much at all.
 
Literal dick measuring contest
 
Doesn't this count as bragging.
 
It turned out nothing, big penis can be a blessing, a cousin my more mestizo than I should have picked up a good African genetics of sticks, he is at most a 2 or 3 with glasses bottom of bottle and does not play the villain, he is catholic Brazilian (here in this region is full of gays who play in the catholic church and he is probably bi plus homo) ... Anyway, he managed to get a woman 8 from a cuckold, he repeats this story several times I think it's not a lie , his penis is about 20 cm by a 14 cm thick.
 
Bone pressed, 3.8 inches.
 
I'm only 12 cm (about 5 inches) unpressed (presas could get up at 16), could with some adjustments be chad lite, terrible!
 
my length is fine but its thin.
 
Currently just over 5" NBPEL at absolute biggest. Typical erection size 4.5-4.75" NBPEL. About 5" girth at max erection.

My dick needs to be 6" NBPEL minimum at full erection (anything less than 6 is small, never mind what the surveys say), making my "lazy size" at least 5.5", and preferably bigger in girth. So I'm going to continue with PE and lose body fat until I get this as I am sick of having a small penis that is useless for sex. Years of escorts and I couldn't even manage to penetrate some of them (fat women in particular often have presented a challenge). When I did it was either like shagging air or at best never tight enough. My penoscrotal webbing/excess skin that I've got down there is fucking annoying too and in combination with my small size has often made it difficult to put on condoms (most escorts I've been with play safe but I've seen a few I've been bareback with - I know it's risky but I prefer sex without a condom).

Also I'm sick of being a TALL guy with a tiny/small dick, when most other tall guys have big (or at least above average) dicks.

My small/tiny penis has been a source of misery my whole adult life, defining me as a person and has totally ruined my life.

So I'm not gonna stand for it anymore.
 
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6 inches long, 5.2 inches circumference.

It's average, which it makes it one of my best attributes. Too bad I am impotent half the time! ;):feelsseriously:
 
We both need penis extension to meet foid standards
There are chars and Norris’s who have a shorter penis than us. We just need a prettier face.
 
There are chars and Norris’s who have a shorter penis than us. We just need a prettier face.
10 years ago the minimums were 6/10 and 6" but now it's 7/10 and 7"
 
10 years ago the minimums were 6/10 and 6" but now it's 7/10 and 7"
Are you being serious? That is pure suicidefuel if that’s true. Can you provide a link or something?
 
Are you being serious? That is pure suicidefuel if that’s true. Can you provide a link or something?
Just an estimate. I'm just basing this off what I personally saw in the dating market of the mid 2000s vs now
 
Just an estimate. I'm just basing this off what I personally saw in the dating market of the mid 2000s vs now
I’ll just look for these ideas myself.
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:feelsree:
 
6.5 when fully erect, about 2.5 when soft
 
about 6.3 length, girth idk exactly but it looks about average
 
You guys should be grateful most of you have been naturally blessed with decent sized 6"+ dicks. At least you have the physical capacity to have a decent sex life, even if it is with escorts only. If I had had a proper normal dick for all these years it would have completely transformed my life, even if everything else was the same and I couldn't get laid for free. Instead I have suffered like hell with a dick that a lot of the time has been very much sub 5".

Having an insufficient, inadequate dick that makes you wonder if you can even manage to successfully penetrate a certain woman absolutely SUCKS more than anything, believe me.
 
6.5'' length
5.2" girth
I need more girth asap.
are you my dick brother? Also according to the average our dicks are kinda thick (not like I'm not jelquing to increase its size lol)
 
You guys should be grateful most of you have been naturally blessed with decent sized 6"+ dicks. At least you have the physical capacity to have a decent sex life, even if it is with escorts only. If I had had a proper normal dick for all these years it would have completely transformed my life, even if everything else was the same and I couldn't get laid for free. Instead I have suffered like hell with a dick that a lot of the time has been very much sub 5".

Having an insufficient, inadequate dick that makes you wonder if you can even manage to successfully penetrate a certain woman absolutely SUCKS more than anything, believe me.
You’re 6’3” though.. halos a small dick. Besides you can do dick exercises to make it bigger.
 
You’re 6’3” though

No good when your dick isn't even big enough to penetrate a woman properly.

Besides you can do dick exercises to make it bigger.

I have been trying for 12+ years on and off with very little success. I am still looking for that magical method of PE that works for me the best as I can't afford to give up because otherwise I am stuck with this useless dick for the rest of my life. I know for a fact PE works for others so there must be something I can do to make it work for me.
 
I have a big black horse dick....too bad girls aren't into bestiality
 
I fucking love your angry comments so much
Ur my fav user on this site no homo
Thanks my nigga!! Lot of people here (((Mentalcel))) faggots and that shit pisses me off or there a 6/10 claiming incel JFL at the dumbfuck faggots that believe in “Sub-8 theory”
 
6 inches bro, i'm mogged .:feelsbadman:
 
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60 inches, I can plow corn field by pressing my erect dick downward, and then I walk, my dick cat cut furrows on the ground.
JFL

Mine is 6.5 inches bone pressed but only 4.7 girth :feelsbadman:
 
4-5 inches probably. Girthy as fuck
 
Kek, I remember that. Classic Tellem.



Those girls hit the dick lottery then. Having a 6.4" dick puts you in the 95th percentile, meaning only 5% guys have dicks that are 6.5" or larger. I'd say 1% of all men have an 8" dick, which is roughly 30 million guys. Still a huge number of guys, but in total comparison, not much at all.
Less than 1%. By the standard deviations, 8" is like 4-5 std devs out from the norm. Putting it at less than 0.1%
 
1 inch, 1 inch and a half when I USED to be able to get erections.
 
Less than 1%. By the standard deviations, 8" is like 4-5 std devs out from the norm. Putting it at less than 0.1%

Thanks for clarifying buddy. I thought it came down to 30 million guys, which is a crazy number but still believable with all the guys lying about their dick size. Although I believe everyone's truthful here. Mostly, at least.
 

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