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[Arch Anemone]

I friend requested on facebook a girl that used to sit on my lap on the bus in high school (30 years ago)

I was sucha chad. More like I was a giant pussy and she knew I'd be respectful and not do anything.

She's friends on facebook with my Chad best friend.

 

[Caesercel]

I'm assuming you were both in same class?

 

[Deleted member 35245]

How many booster shots did you already receive?

 

[Arch Anemone]

even using the word lap really isn't true, it was more of the furthest she could possibly be from me. more like my knee.

 

[Linesnap99]

fkkkk i want to kill them

 

[Caesercel]

I'm assuming you were both in same class?

Answer me nigger

 

[JoeBruhcel]

She's friends on facebook with my Chad best friend

Are you that oblivious?

 

[Arch Anemone]

I'm about to be scheduled for my first booster shot.

She did friend me back. She's still super hot.

She was hot enough to appear on our local Dept store ad on high school.

 

[Dregster]

Are you that oblivious?

He's an imbecile who went soy crazy over getting the vaccine

Of course he is oblivious

 

[KetamineAddictYoda]

when i was about 11 i went to my best friends house who had a older sister that was a massive hoe. she twerked on me while the hoes friend recorded it. i awkwardly held her hips and they could see my boner since i wore boxers. later she sat on my lap and moaned. i went into their bathroom and jerked off.
typing this out made me realize it was sexual assault

 

[GhostedPhantom]

If she sat in your lap then at least maybe she wasn't too disgusted by you.

She's friends on facebook with my Chad best friend.

> friends

when i was about 11 i went to my best friends house who had a older sister that was a massive hoe. she twerked on me while the hoes friend recorded it. i awkwardly held her hips and they could see my boner since i wore boxers. later she sat on my lap and moaned. i went into their bathroom and jerked off.

Fuck soyciety for not seeing this as sexual assault.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

when i was about 11 i went to my best friends house who had a older sister that was a massive hoe. she twerked on me while the hoes friend recorded it. i awkwardly held her hips and they could see my boner since i wore boxers. later she sat on my lap and moaned. i went into their bathroom and jerked off.
typing this out made me realize it was sexual assault

don't know if you're larping

 

[Caesercel]

when i was about 11 i went to my best friends house who had a older sister that was a massive hoe. she twerked on me while the hoes friend recorded it. i awkwardly held her hips and they could see my boner since i wore boxers. later she sat on my lap and moaned. i went into their bathroom and jerked off.
typing this out made me realize it was sexual assault

Wait wut

 

[KetamineAddictYoda]

don't know if you're larping

guess well never know

 

[NikRebi]

0

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

guess well never know

You already told the story so it's too late to hide your ass now.

 

[proudweeb]

I'd say it's pretty low tbh

30 years is a long ass time lol