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So, I went to the barbers and pretty much made up half a bloody life story, none of which was true: I am going to prom with friends in a navy suit that I got from my aunt's (I don't have an aunt) wedding in April. I also said I'm going to go to Wales next week to go sightseeing, and some other random shit. Literally nothing I said was true apart from what I wanted the haircut to be and which college I'm going to. She kinda caught me out when she said if I was going to the after-party, and I said "yeah" so I didn't seem like a faggot, and she said "oh, where's that then I forgot", to which I replied, "ohh I can't remember" like a true NT god. @Blacktarpill what would you have said in that situation?
