Octopusgun2 said:
http://www.blic.rs/vesti/hronika/uzas-u-novom-sadu-deca-iz-zabave-zaklala-labuda/pr4j1p6
WAS THIS YOU???
>fucking a dead swan's throat
u wot m8
just about the "weirdest" thing i've ever done was microwave banana peels to fuck
u wot m8
just about the "weirdest" thing i've ever done was microwave banana peels to fuck
JovanD said:
SHIIIII
No but srs I took this from misc years ago and keep it around for shock value.
Lol, figured there was 1% chance it was you, but god damn that shit happens way too often.Octopusgun2 said:
By the way have you guys read the orphan amputee fuckdoll story?
JovanD said:
No, link?
God damn it, can't find it atm.
JovanD said:
If you're referring to what I think you are, that's just shitty """"darkweb"""" creepypasta
justforlulzandkeks said:
Yea ik it's fake, but it is interesting.
Btw the OP reminds a bit of this pasta
>[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.[/font]
>[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.[/font]
mental_out said:
Holy fuck how did they find this shit? They even followed us here? We really own their minds...I feel bad for them, wish they would just PM me as i want someone to talk to too.
I’m not a mod btw
I did pretty awful things to my pets when I was still a kid so I don't know if I wanna talk about them. I have more empathy for animals than humans right now tho. I was a little sociopath with sociopathic symptoms but didn't turn out to be a sociopath.... sadly... idk if that's possible to grow out of being a sociopath tbh tbh but I guess I did it tbh tbh
Weed said:
Yea sociopathy is basically low emotional maturity, so id say it is possible to outgrow it.
Im pretty sure majority of neurotypical people had sociopathic behaviour when they were teenagers, it has some thing to do with brain development.
Id say it's main reason why bullying is harshest in middle and high school, while it's less harsh and in most cases non-existant in collage.
WTF did I just read. you need to be institutionalized
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
Maybe he just wanted a Pepsi?
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ[/video]
GTFO furry trash
oh while we're on that topic, what's worse, incel or animalfuckingcel?
oh while we're on that topic, what's worse, incel or animalfuckingcel?
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
D
Holy shit I remember this dude from braincels, what did he get banned for?
He ended up getting plastic surgery and ascended. Last time I saw posts from him, he was addicted to drugs. I think his ban was requested.
I was born to be autistic. 
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