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(NSFW) What’s the most devious/sick thing you’ve ever done?

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Here's mine: 

One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day. 

I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus. 

To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I ****ed it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake. 

It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.
 
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Octopusgun2 said:
Here's mine: 

One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day. 

I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus. 

To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I ****ed it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake. 

It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.

http://www.blic.rs/vesti/hronika/uzas-u-novom-sadu-deca-iz-zabave-zaklala-labuda/pr4j1p6
WAS THIS YOU???
 
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>fucking a dead swan's throat

u wot m8


just about the "weirdest" thing i've ever done was microwave banana peels to fuck
 
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JovanD said:
Octopusgun2 said:
Here's mine: 

One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day. 

I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus. 

To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I ****ed it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake. 

It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.

http://www.blic.rs/vesti/hronika/uzas-u-novom-sadu-deca-iz-zabave-zaklala-labuda/pr4j1p6
WAS THIS YOU???

SHIIIII

No but srs I took this from misc years ago and keep it around for shock value.
 
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Octopusgun2 said:
JovanD said:
Octopusgun2 said:
Here's mine: 

One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day. 

I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus. 

To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I ****ed it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake. 

It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.

http://www.blic.rs/vesti/hronika/uzas-u-novom-sadu-deca-iz-zabave-zaklala-labuda/pr4j1p6
WAS THIS YOU???

SHIIIII

No but srs I took this from misc years ago and keep it around for shock value.
Lol, figured there was 1% chance it was you, but god damn that shit happens way too often.

By the way have you guys read the orphan amputee fuckdoll story?
 
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JovanD said:
Octopusgun2 said:
JovanD said:
http://www.blic.rs/vesti/hronika/uzas-u-novom-sadu-deca-iz-zabave-zaklala-labuda/pr4j1p6
WAS THIS YOU???

SHIIIII

No but srs I took this from misc years ago and keep it around for shock value.
Lol, figured there was 1% chance it was you, but god damn that shit happens way too often.

By the way have you guys read the orphan amputee fuckdoll story?

No, link?
 
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God damn it, can't find it atm.
 
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JovanD said:
By the way have you guys read the orphan amputee fuckdoll story?

If you're referring to what I think you are, that's just shitty """"darkweb"""" creepypasta
 
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justforlulzandkeks said:
If you're referring to what I think you are, that's just shitty """"darkweb"""" creepypasta

Yea ik it's fake, but it is interesting.
 
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Btw the OP reminds a bit of this pasta 

>[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.[/font]
 
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mental_out said:
Well it worked, IT are freaking out over it

Apparently you're a moderator on this site as well so congrats on the promotion

Holy fuck how did they find this shit? They even followed us here? We really own their minds...I feel bad for them, wish they would just PM me as i want someone to talk to too.

I’m not a mod btw
 
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I did pretty awful things to my pets when I was still a kid so I don't know if I wanna talk about them. I have more empathy for animals than humans right now tho. I was a little sociopath with sociopathic symptoms but didn't turn out to be a sociopath.... sadly... idk if that's possible to grow out of being a sociopath tbh tbh but I guess I did it tbh tbh
 
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Weed said:
I did pretty awful things to my pets when I was still a kid so I don't know if I wanna talk about them. I have more empathy for animals than humans right now tho. I was a little sociopath with sociopathic symptoms but didn't turn out to be a sociopath.... sadly... idk if that's possible to grow out of being a sociopath tbh tbh but I guess I did it tbh tbh

Yea sociopathy is basically low emotional maturity, so id say it is possible to outgrow it.
Im pretty sure majority of neurotypical people had sociopathic behaviour when they were teenagers, it has some thing to do with brain development.

Id say it's main reason why bullying is harshest in middle and high school, while it's less harsh and in most cases non-existant in collage.
 
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WTF did I just read. you need to be institutionalized
 
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Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
WTF did I just read. you need to be institutionalized

Maybe he just wanted a Pepsi?
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ[/video]
 
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GTFO furry trash

oh while we're on that topic, what's worse, incel or animalfuckingcel?
 
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Holy shit I remember this dude from braincels, what did he get banned for?
 
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Holy shit I remember this dude from braincels, what did he get banned for?
He ended up getting plastic surgery and ascended. Last time I saw posts from him, he was addicted to drugs. I think his ban was requested.
 
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