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Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.
If i was smart i would be a pediatric gynecologist
get to finger prime pussy all day and if she doesnt have a guardian with her you could just make shit up
her: Umm doctor… i came in for a pelvic exam. is this part of the procedure?
me: WELL IM SORRY I WENT THROUGH 20 YEARS OF SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU KNOW BETTER. RIGHT?
her: no oh no im sorry! Please continue doctor
me: OKAY THEN! Now be patient. There are medical reasons why im sucking on your budding nipples and you wouldnt understand. Got it?
her: yes doctor im sorry. Arrghh. Aaahhhhh. My nipples are just so sensitive cuz im in my prime
me: (internal dialogue. Like stealin candy from a sexy baby)
I know your nigga phony, hit me if you horny
This rap shit is fugazi, I just do it for my homie
Early in the morning, Through the town I'm roaming
Take your swig ride and all my niggas they be on it
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