Not running the race is the closest thing to a win.

[Sciamachying]

Life is an unwinnable race. Normies run it. When they come close to dying they realise the futility of it all and may just wish they have chilled for a bit. This doesn't necessarily mean to kill oneself. Leisurely strolling or just sitting on the edge of the road is fine. Might actually resemble a win more than taking the effort because chances are, you won't amount to much. So it's pointless.

 

[Gokubro]

Yes, if you weren't born chad - ******* yourself is the absolute BEST option.