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RopeMaXXer

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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
So I went to get my haircut today, I am starting to get gray hair and whats more after the haircut was done I noticed my slowly receding hairline. My father is pushing 60 and has solid hairline and thin hair. He'll probably hairline mog me in a few years.
I thought that getting my father's hair color and texture of hair means I don't have to fear the reaper. When I told my mother she told me she started going gray at 19.
So not only did I not get her haircolor, I got her graying and probably balding genes instead.
LMFAO
I still look young but in 2 years I'll have visible gray hair and fucked hairline.
Whatever chance of getting pussy I have right now is about to fall off cliff at breakneck speed. If i have any sex appeal whatsoever I have to apply it right this fucking second and get some foid ASAP or I'm fucked.
My life is a fucking joke that keeps getting more and more obnoxious. I am waiting for the punchline though, I hope it's funny enough for it to be worth it.
 
Holy shit my condolences. It's too brutal when your hair turns grey and balding at the same time. As if you're not permitted to ascend
 
Holy shit my condolences. It's too brutal when your hair turns grey and balding at the same time. As if you're not permitted to ascend
My mom, like any other foid simply overcame her subhuman gene(s) with society accepted deception and simply dyed her hair her natural colour. This is fucking hilarious. If at least I got her hair colour instead, but I got nothing I got my Father's black hair but didn't get his blue eyes, and I got my mom's brown eyes but didnt get her light brown hair. This is a fucking joke
 
I'm sorry for this boyo i hope it wont happen
 
I'm sorry for this boyo i hope it wont happen
It might slow down, or stop but I just got reminded I probably have my physical peak behind me and that's not good at all
 
It might slow down, or stop but I just got reminded I probably have my physical peak behind me and that's not good at all
Are you white
 
How old are you OP?
I am similar in that I am currently balding with shit genes, and I have getting haircuts as it exposed bald patch and hairline...
 
FINASTERIDE
MINOXIDIL

NOW
 
You'd be surprised. Your teens is where blatant bullying happens.
I never got bullied when I was little because I just started punching kids in their head.
I was really angry little autist
 
Welcome home fellow baldingcel
 
I'm sorry bro, the reaper is the cruelest being out there. Also most Genes relating to hair are from the mothers side (on the X chromosome), hope that clears things up for you.
 
You have my condolences bro.

It is over.
 
I also early in my twenties thought I would be spared the NRs punishment due to inheriting what I thought was my fathers hair genetics. That, it turned out, was a sad and erroneous cope.
 
I also early in my twenties thought I would be spared the NRs punishment due to inheriting what I thought was my fathers hair genetics. That, it turned out, was a sad and erroneous cope.
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
honestly only thing left is to just laugh
 
Got my balding gene from my mothers family also.. That's why it will never die out and create generations of incels FOREVER - the gene is in foids who have no problem whatsoever reproducing
 
Got my balding gene from my mothers family also.. That's why it will never die out and create generations of incels FOREVER - the gene is in foids who have no problem whatsoever reproducing
Even better, it doesn't affect them
fucking lol
 
Even better, it doesn't affect them
fucking lol
It affects them but often not that much and they have plenty of ways to hide it or add fake hair to it... If I cant hide my bald patches anymore like I do now with growing my hair longer I will probably hairtransplantmaxx or hairsystemmaxx
 
I feel you, man.
I am balding too
 
My life is a fucking joke
But you are right life is a sick cruel joke due to taking men's sexual selection factors (hair) away... How am I supposed to take this life seriously and care about it when even the most basic evolutionary stuff is taken from me
 
My mom, like any other foid simply overcame her subhuman gene(s) with society accepted deception and simply dyed her hair her natural colour. This is fucking hilarious. If at least I got her hair colour instead, but I got nothing I got my Father's black hair but didn't get his blue eyes, and I got my mom's brown eyes but didnt get her light brown hair. This is a fucking joke
Sick joke from nature. But you get both grey hair and balding at the same time
 
Rogaine twice a day until you die
 
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
So I went to get my haircut today, I am starting to get gray hair and whats more after the haircut was done I noticed my slowly receding hairline. My father is pushing 60 and has solid hairline and thin hair. He'll probably hairline mog me in a few years.
I thought that getting my father's hair color and texture of hair means I don't have to fear the reaper. When I told my mother she told me she started going gray at 19.
So not only did I not get her haircolor, I got her graying and probably balding genes instead.
LMFAO
I still look young but in 2 years I'll have visible gray hair and fucked hairline.
Whatever chance of getting pussy I have right now is about to fall off cliff at breakneck speed. If i have any sex appeal whatsoever I have to apply it right this fucking second and get some foid ASAP or I'm fucked.
My life is a fucking joke that keeps getting more and more obnoxious. I am waiting for the punchline though, I hope it's funny enough for it to be worth it.
How old are you bro?
 
I am sorry to hear of this, OP.
 
and dam you get gray hair. its over bro
 

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