Serious Northkoreamaxxers get in here, I need your help

[Castaway]

You realize North Korea is a formally atheist state no?

Don't even try to talk sense into him, he's retarded

 

[rcnfive]

i’m north korean minister of immigration. i’ve reviewed your application and you are DENIED forever.

now quit stop making fucking posts about nk.

 

[Initium]

First, they want people with real skill.

Fuck Does being a Master ranked player in street fighter 6 count?

 

[Tacomonkey]

The government assign you a job and in terms of skills that won't be too difficult. The average gymmaxxer here would probably have permission from the government to run a nice gym in Pyongyang.

Nigga you’re going to starve in a gulag, did you actually fall for North Korean propaganda?

They also hate Christians over there.

 

[Tacomonkey]

Hmm... Maybe North Korea is actually a great place to live but kike-owned media portrays it as some dystopian communistic shithole

North Korea is a dystopian communistic shithole, but unlike most communist countries it places the Kims at the top of society rather than jews so that’s why jews hate it.

 

[LegionOfDeath]

bro’s trying to get us executed by firing squad in north korea

 

[Arabcel99]

Just commit treason theory

 

[faded]

bro’s trying to get us executed by firing squad in north korea

 

[Samurai]

Just commit treason theory

Unironically