Blackpill Normies will watch a kid's birthday party magician doing tricks, and smugly say "kids are so naive!", then go to church the next day...

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...and will not be able to see the irony involved even if THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS COVERED IN IT.

Same normies who watch someone reading kierkegaard (or any other philosopher) and think "haha, that dude is searching for life advice from someone who's been dead for 200 yrs!! What a dork!" BTW.

Let's see... your "hero", who no one even knows if he even existed or not, was supposedly a broke carpenter living on ancient israel, who did a bunch of wild miracles, one after the other, who were not even loosely replicated before or since, cause "he's the one and only son of god" ofc, was brutally tortured n crucified in the end when he could have done LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE IN HIS IMMENSE POWER TO JUST AT LEAST DIP IT, BUT "HE NEEDED TO FOLLOW THE SCRIPTURES" OR SUM...

And, wait for it... he's coming back!! Just gotta wait... christians have been waiting atp north of 2000 YEARS FOR IT, BUT THIS TIME, HE'S COMING BACK IN THIS SPECIFIC GENERATION!!!! CAUSE WE'RE SOOOO SPECIAL!!! DOESNT THAT WARM YOUR HEART?

NIGGER, LET ME TELL SUM... THAT LAUGHABLE FAIRTYTALE OF YOURS DIDNT "COME BACK" AT THE HEIGHT OF THE BLACK PLAGUE IN EUROPE, THE GENOCIDE OF NATIVES IN THE NEW WORLD OR THE 2ND WORLD WAR, DO YOU THINK HE'S COMING BACK NOW CAUSE BELLE DELPHINE IS SELLING BATH WATER TO SIMPS OR BONNIE BLUE IS SLEEPING WITH 30 DONKEYS NOW?!!!

OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD...

 

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DO YOU THINK HE'S COMING BACK NOW CAUSE BELLE DELPHINE IS SELLING BATH WATER TO SIMPS OR BONNIE BLUE IS SLEEPING WITH 30 DONKEYS NOW?!!!

 

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It just goes to show how how retarded normies are. They bend the knee to anyone or anything that promises them a great life (or afterlife in this case). When dealing with a supposedly "all powerful" being, all logic and reasoning are thrown out the window. They get down on their knees to suck and worship God's metaphorical cock, the same way foids worship chads essentially

It's sad that some blackpilled incels among us fall for that garbage

 

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It just goes to show how how retarded normies are. They bend the knee to anyone or anything that promises them a great life (or afterlife in this case). When dealing with a supposedly "all powerful" being, all logic and reasoning are thrown out the window. They get down on their knees to suck and worship God's metaphorical cock, the same way foids worship chads essentially

It's sad that some blackpilled incels among us fall for that garbage

God could literally approach a random western foid and ask her "ill give you a choice: jesus might come back today and save humanity of all its sins, OR your favorite chad will randomly call you for just one netflix and chill and you'll never hear about him ever again"

"Soooo, when is jason coming up, teehee"