Venting Normies always reach the same (usually pre-approved by the regime) conclusions on EVERYTHING. Its usually the wrong one too...

[Lookslikeit]

Fr, man.

Any systemical problem: "its these crooked/corrupt polticians, man! making everyone's life's more difficult and shit" (even though if they were said politician, they would be even worse, its just sour grapes at this point JFL)

Something about people getting dumber and ruder: "we gotta invest in education, better schools, better teachers" (even though its usually a poor nutrition/poor sleep/shattered family structure/just shitty genetics problem. They think school as babysitter shit, when it clearly isnt)

Something about our rights being taken away from us every day: "muh freedom!! I need muh freedom!!!" (Nah mtfckr, you dont need nor deserve freedom. Its too dangerous and needs too much bravado and courage for a chump like you. What you need is better quality of life, in every sense. Basically "get a life" but actually)

And they are so smug and self righteous about it, like they discovered fire or something. They think they are so intellectualized and defiant when they just sound like the average joe spouting average joe nonsense...

What they are actually doing is repeating what they've heard there entire lives by people who they think are smarter, more capable and more schooled than them on usually everything, and they would be right.

But they dont know that the people who originally said such things have an invested interest in saying and believing (not always believing but saying nonetheless) those things to justify there privileges. Its basically subtle and covert brainwashing done by the aristocracy against the plebs.

And they eat it like its cake, those losers...

 

[Piratecel]

this is how to fix (soy) ciety

• Forced unschooling - Save the poor kids from the prison known as school. Turn them into haunted houses, or something else fun.
• Zero Covid restrictions - Whereas some countries have gone for the Zero Covid policy, we'll go for Zero Covid restrictions. Hey, it worked for Belarus.
• Turn Covid testing sites into Vitamin D dispenser sites - Self-explanatory and would do more to actually cure people.
• Fuck Off Pfizer Initiative - Other countries have accepted Pfizer with open arms, we are saying NO to their snake venom and removing all traces of the vaccine from the country. Hey, maybe a shithole like the US will buy it
• Burn all ads - That's what it says. No more ads on TV, buses, flats, anywhere.
• Hug the soldiers - Like the Russians if they come here. They will be so filled with love, their desire to fight will disappear, and they'll go home.
• End the draft - And the production of military equipment. No more fighting, only love.
• Produce everything locally - No more Shaynese trash that breaks and no more environmental destruction from all the shipping stuff back and forth.
• Sell all cars - I hear the US likes them. Use the money to buy everyone a bicycle. Fatties will be forced to lose weight, or they won't be able to get anywhere. This will prevent heart disease down the road.
• 2 years breastfeeding - Required for all kids. If the mother can't nurse, other women's breastmilks are provided free of charge.
• Replace soft drinks with apple juice - Still tasty, still cheap, but actually healthy. First ever country with 0% obesity?
• Destroy all hospitals - Since everyone is so healthy, there's no need to keep them. Except a few to heal the broken bones. Broken hearts don't exist here, as everyone is full of love.
• Destroy all CCTV - Hey, we can make it a game, like CamOver. No need to pay anyone, people will gladly smash the violating devices for free.
• Sell all planes - You don't want to go anywhere else, after all.
  Mandatory 6+/10 Waifu of choice for any working man above 16 and sexless
• Destroy all airports and car parks - Nothing to keep there anymore.
• Home for everyone - Use the money saved from all the sales. Actually, just build everyone a real house. There is enough land from the burned prisons, hospitals, airports and car parks.
• Fire all lawyers - There are no conflicts in Lovenia. No ads to bother people, no COVID slavery, no vaccine damage, no wars, no traffic jams, good food, health, financial security and happiness.
• Destroy all prisons - See above.
• End funerals - Eat the dead instead. If you eat someone close to you, they will be with you forever. That is the best way to glorify them posthumously. And imagine the amount of saved food, that would otherwise get claimed by bacteria. We could kill the meat industry and the horrific CAFO with this policy.
• Bury the cemeteries - Since we eat the dead, there's no need for them now. And we can use the space to place children's playgrounds or something else fun.
• Fire all other politicians - I mean, you've got Diggy, the Benevolent Dictator For Life. What more do you need?
• Install UBI - With so many jobs lost by lawyers, prison workers, doctors and nurses, car and plane producers, advertisers, morticians etc - there is no need to pretend that everyone has to work, anymore.

 

[Lookslikeit]

You must be hanging around higher tier normies, man. Many around me aren't even that intelligent. I've met fucks who literally talk about football and cars and absolutely nothing else ever. Not even politics. Ever.

I believe you. Us normies do seem to be dumber than average. What im talking about is the script given to brazilian ones. The ones who want to sound and seem smart and intelectualized.

 

[Heartless]

this is how to fix (soy) ciety

• Forced unschooling - Save the poor kids from the prison known as school. Turn them into haunted houses, or something else fun.
• Zero Covid restrictions - Whereas some countries have gone for the Zero Covid policy, we'll go for Zero Covid restrictions. Hey, it worked for Belarus.
• Turn Covid testing sites into Vitamin D dispenser sites - Self-explanatory and would do more to actually cure people.
• Fuck Off Pfizer Initiative - Other countries have accepted Pfizer with open arms, we are saying NO to their snake venom and removing all traces of the vaccine from the country. Hey, maybe a shithole like the US will buy it
• Burn all ads - That's what it says. No more ads on TV, buses, flats, anywhere.
• Hug the soldiers - Like the Russians if they come here. They will be so filled with love, their desire to fight will disappear, and they'll go home.
• End the draft - And the production of military equipment. No more fighting, only love.
• Produce everything locally - No more Shaynese trash that breaks and no more environmental destruction from all the shipping stuff back and forth.
• Sell all cars - I hear the US likes them. Use the money to buy everyone a bicycle. Fatties will be forced to lose weight, or they won't be able to get anywhere. This will prevent heart disease down the road.
• 2 years breastfeeding - Required for all kids. If the mother can't nurse, other women's breastmilks are provided free of charge.
• Replace soft drinks with apple juice - Still tasty, still cheap, but actually healthy. First ever country with 0% obesity?
• Destroy all hospitals - Since everyone is so healthy, there's no need to keep them. Except a few to heal the broken bones. Broken hearts don't exist here, as everyone is full of love.
• Destroy all CCTV - Hey, we can make it a game, like CamOver. No need to pay anyone, people will gladly smash the violating devices for free.
• Sell all planes - You don't want to go anywhere else, after all.
  Mandatory 6+/10 Waifu of choice for any working man above 16 and sexless
• Destroy all airports and car parks - Nothing to keep there anymore.
• Home for everyone - Use the money saved from all the sales. Actually, just build everyone a real house. There is enough land from the burned prisons, hospitals, airports and car parks.
• Fire all lawyers - There are no conflicts in Lovenia. No ads to bother people, no COVID slavery, no vaccine damage, no wars, no traffic jams, good food, health, financial security and happiness.
• Destroy all prisons - See above.
• End funerals - Eat the dead instead. If you eat someone close to you, they will be with you forever. That is the best way to glorify them posthumously. And imagine the amount of saved food, that would otherwise get claimed by bacteria. We could kill the meat industry and the horrific CAFO with this policy.
• Bury the cemeteries - Since we eat the dead, there's no need for them now. And we can use the space to place children's playgrounds or something else fun.
• Fire all other politicians - I mean, you've got Diggy, the Benevolent Dictator For Life. What more do you need?
• Install UBI - With so many jobs lost by lawyers, prison workers, doctors and nurses, car and plane producers, advertisers, morticians etc - there is no need to pretend that everyone has to work, anymore.

Nowhere on this list did I see government mandated spouses and lowering the age of consent.

Edit: NVM I saw the waifu thing on second read through