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JFL Normie friend tries to help me

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I came across my Normie friend while shopping today, normally i try to avoid anyone ik in public (truecel trait) but i didnt try to avoid this time and eventually he saw me. We started talking and mere 5 minutes later he brings up dating sex life blah blah. I just outright told him im still a virgin at 28 and only received head (didnt tell it was from a homeless chick jfl). He looked very surprised and said wait u never ate pussy or did the real thing! Kept asking if i was joking i finally convinced him im not kidding. He said wow wow looking up and down. Normies really cannot comprehend not having sex for a month and i could only imagine him realising i never had pussy at 28 years old kek. He asked me why didnt I fuck the chick who offered me head, i just made an excuse saying she left town before it could go that far. He then gasped and said he will help me, i thought he would be my wingman in the bar which he was talking about where he picks up chicks but he instead told me "i know a good place for you to get happy, i will pay for it" jfl ig he already knew im an incel and just straight up brought up prostitutes jfl. I said yes, maybe a good friend would have helped me meet girls in a bar but ig he already knew my fate. I said yes to him with no hope and he said call me and walked away. Gotta escortmax now ig, but that won't cure my inceldom but anyways cant complain about it, will try to enjoy the gift my friend is offering me.
 
Even your friend knows it's over for you. Brutal.
 
>Having friends
 
Prostitution is this common?
 
I came across my Normie friend while shopping today, normally i try to avoid anyone ik in public (truecel trait) but i didnt try to avoid this time and eventually he saw me. We started talking and mere 5 minutes later he brings up dating sex life blah blah. I just outright told him im still a virgin at 28 and only received head (didnt tell it was from a homeless chick jfl). He looked very surprised and said wait u never ate pussy or did the real thing! Kept asking if i was joking i finally convinced him im not kidding. He said wow wow looking up and down. Normies really cannot comprehend not having sex for a month and i could only imagine him realising i never had pussy at 28 years old kek. He asked me why didnt I fuck the chick who offered me head, i just made an excuse saying she left town before it could go that far. He then gasped and said he will help me, i thought he would be my wingman in the bar which he was talking about where he picks up chicks but he instead told me "i know a good place for you to get happy, i will pay for it" jfl ig he already knew im an incel and just straight up brought up prostitutes jfl. I said yes, maybe a good friend would have helped me meet girls in a bar but ig he already knew my fate. I said yes to him with no hope and he said call me and walked away. Gotta escortmax now ig, but that won't cure my inceldom but anyways cant complain about it, will try to enjoy the gift my friend is offering me.
mate listen to me go to speed dating events do what your friend says, start to work out at the gym, your at a good age. I am 39 years of age imagine how I feel.
 
mate listen to me go to speed dating events do what your friend says, start to work out at the gym, your at a good age. I am 39 years of age imagine how I feel.
Except my normie friends recommend me prostitutes and not dating, yep that's the kind of "friends" i have. And if u see my previous posts yes i do workout lost 40 lbs this year
 
Except my normie friends recommend me prostitutes and not dating, yep that's the kind of "friends" i have. And if u see my previous posts yes i do workout lost 40 lbs this year
o.k good listen to me go on speeddates you have more chance of finding a nice one there
 
Some of you escort"cels" really are clueless as to how good you have it.
really do you know what it is like coming home to an empty bed all your life? because no woman loves you and to reliy on prostitutes for fake love is not a good life. Plus erectile disfuction comes into play as incles have been treated like shit all their lives. Getting love from a female feels odd to us. We are not sure if it is genuaine or not.
 
Yes.

Do you know what it is like to never have touched a vagina? No. You don't. At least you have the memory of a female's sexual intimacy to lull you to sleep at night. All I have is my lethargy and weariness.

I agree but prostitutes could help you come to terms with your sexless past. An added benefit is that if there happens to be a girl who shows interest, you will rely on your experience with escorts.

Imagine dating a girl who has had sex with 15+ men as a virgin, it's fucking cucked.

This is a foreign experience to me but I won't doubt its possibility. Again, more experience with different escorts will help you overcome this specific obstacle which involves an inherent lack of experience.

Would you rather be sexless and involuntarily "celibate"?
o.k so why do you not go to escorts yourself? and get the experence so you can use it to sleep at night?
 
I came across my Normie friend while shopping today, normally i try to avoid anyone ik in public (truecel trait) but i didnt try to avoid this time and eventually he saw me. We started talking and mere 5 minutes later he brings up dating sex life blah blah. I just outright told him im still a virgin at 28 and only received head (didnt tell it was from a homeless chick jfl). He looked very surprised and said wait u never ate pussy or did the real thing! Kept asking if i was joking i finally convinced him im not kidding. He said wow wow looking up and down. Normies really cannot comprehend not having sex for a month and i could only imagine him realising i never had pussy at 28 years old kek. He asked me why didnt I fuck the chick who offered me head, i just made an excuse saying she left town before it could go that far. He then gasped and said he will help me, i thought he would be my wingman in the bar which he was talking about where he picks up chicks but he instead told me "i know a good place for you to get happy, i will pay for it" jfl ig he already knew im an incel and just straight up brought up prostitutes jfl. I said yes, maybe a good friend would have helped me meet girls in a bar but ig he already knew my fate. I said yes to him with no hope and he said call me and walked away. Gotta escortmax now ig, but that won't cure my inceldom but anyways cant complain about it, will try to enjoy the gift my friend is offering me.

JFL wtf i would've told him to scuk my duick and fuck off. Theres no point loosing your virginity with a literal whore wtf.
 
I came across my Normie friend while shopping today, normally i try to avoid anyone ik in public (truecel trait) but i didnt try to avoid this time and eventually he saw me. We started talking and mere 5 minutes later he brings up dating sex life blah blah. I just outright told him im still a virgin at 28 and only received head (didnt tell it was from a homeless chick jfl). He looked very surprised and said wait u never ate pussy or did the real thing! Kept asking if i was joking i finally convinced him im not kidding. He said wow wow looking up and down. Normies really cannot comprehend not having sex for a month and i could only imagine him realising i never had pussy at 28 years old kek. He asked me why didnt I fuck the chick who offered me head, i just made an excuse saying she left town before it could go that far. He then gasped and said he will help me, i thought he would be my wingman in the bar which he was talking about where he picks up chicks but he instead told me "i know a good place for you to get happy, i will pay for it" jfl ig he already knew im an incel and just straight up brought up prostitutes jfl. I said yes, maybe a good friend would have helped me meet girls in a bar but ig he already knew my fate. I said yes to him with no hope and he said call me and walked away. Gotta escortmax now ig, but that won't cure my inceldom but anyways cant complain about it, will try to enjoy the gift my friend is offering me.
Maybe go back to said crackwhore or find another to do the deed with, Wear a condom
 
Wish fulfillment.
my man in your position it's better than nothing, whenever you see a nice girl as your self if you are dreaming ( Am I dreaming) and look around. I have found that this has helped.
 
What's with the "OMG"? Is it sarcastic?
no man I feel for you or porn is the best deal for you? so sorry I cannot help you enough. have you looked into Tuplamancy?
 
having a friend that care about u already sound nice tbh, if i die in my house no one would notice for years
 
You are a fool for revealing your true status to a normie. He will never understand your pain and suffering... he will only pity you and mock you behind your back.
 
I came across my Normie friend while shopping today, normally i try to avoid anyone ik in public (truecel trait) but i didnt try to avoid this time and eventually he saw me. We started talking and mere 5 minutes later he brings up dating sex life blah blah. I just outright told him im still a virgin at 28 and only received head (didnt tell it was from a homeless chick jfl). He looked very surprised and said wait u never ate pussy or did the real thing! Kept asking if i was joking i finally convinced him im not kidding. He said wow wow looking up and down. Normies really cannot comprehend not having sex for a month and i could only imagine him realising i never had pussy at 28 years old kek. He asked me why didnt I fuck the chick who offered me head, i just made an excuse saying she left town before it could go that far. He then gasped and said he will help me, i thought he would be my wingman in the bar which he was talking about where he picks up chicks but he instead told me "i know a good place for you to get happy, i will pay for it" jfl ig he already knew im an incel and just straight up brought up prostitutes jfl. I said yes, maybe a good friend would have helped me meet girls in a bar but ig he already knew my fate. I said yes to him with no hope and he said call me and walked away. Gotta escortmax now ig, but that won't cure my inceldom but anyways cant complain about it, will try to enjoy the gift my friend is offering me.

Homeless chick? Backstory?
 
Homeless chick? Backstory?

typical graycel story thread tbh
 

typical graycel story thread tbh

Hahahahahaha
 

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