- Aug 30, 2023
I came across my Normie friend while shopping today, normally i try to avoid anyone ik in public (truecel trait) but i didnt try to avoid this time and eventually he saw me. We started talking and mere 5 minutes later he brings up dating sex life blah blah. I just outright told him im still a virgin at 28 and only received head (didnt tell it was from a homeless chick jfl). He looked very surprised and said wait u never ate pussy or did the real thing! Kept asking if i was joking i finally convinced him im not kidding. He said wow wow looking up and down. Normies really cannot comprehend not having sex for a month and i could only imagine him realising i never had pussy at 28 years old kek. He asked me why didnt I fuck the chick who offered me head, i just made an excuse saying she left town before it could go that far. He then gasped and said he will help me, i thought he would be my wingman in the bar which he was talking about where he picks up chicks but he instead told me "i know a good place for you to get happy, i will pay for it" jfl ig he already knew im an incel and just straight up brought up prostitutes jfl. I said yes, maybe a good friend would have helped me meet girls in a bar but ig he already knew my fate. I said yes to him with no hope and he said call me and walked away. Gotta escortmax now ig, but that won't cure my inceldom but anyways cant complain about it, will try to enjoy the gift my friend is offering me.