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ANTAGONIST

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Normie conspiracy theories


George Bush did 9/11, bro! :soy:

Eminem or some other celebrity was cloned, bro!:soy:

Jay Z and Beyonce are in the Illuminati, bro!:soy:

McDonald's is made out of missing children, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the FAKE jews, bro! Modern day jews are khazarian converts, bro!! Muh synagogue of Satan, bro:soy:

Sexism is jewish, bro:soy:

Racism is a distraction, divide and conquer, bro!! We should unite with the savages (that the elites imported to destroy us )to fight against the elites, bro!:soy:

I'm not religious, i only follow god, bro:soy:

Jeffrey Epstein and Trump are pedophiles for banging prime 14 year olds, bro:soy:

Teenagers are children, bro!:soy:

Veganism is good or something, bro!:soy:

Black people were the original humans, we all come from Africa, bro:soy:

Somebody (Jesus, Trump, Aliens etc) is coming to save us (for no reason):soy:

Hitler went to Argentina, bro!!:soy:

All of our ancestors were dumber than us, bro!:soy:

Everything is a conspiracy by the elites except feminism, bro!:soy:

People aren't having kids because, men are not real men anymore, bro!:soy:

Gender can't be changed, but if you don't protect m'lady or do whatever society tells you, then you are not a "real" man, bro!:soy:

We are noticing da joos, man. Suddenly people are waking up! The goyim know, bro! It's organic and not planned at all! We will defeat the Rothschilds by posting memes on twitter, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the zionists, bro! Zionism not Judaism, bro!:soy:

Jews are evil only because of the talmud, the torah is wholesome, bro:soy:

The bolsheviks were talmudic joos, bro! Schiff funded the bolsheviks, bro!:soy:

Stalin was jewish, bro! Dzughavili means son of jew in georgian, bro! I don't speak georgian, but trust me, 4chan told me, bro!:soy:

Hitler loved slavs and niggers, we are all one big family! Nigga heil hitler!:soy:

Hitler dindu nuffin, he didn't want lebensraum (Mein Kampf was written by jews), he simply wanted to liberate Eastern Europeans from the evil commie joos at the expence of germans (for some reason), bro!:soy:

Ethnic Germans in poland were coviniently being tortured by the evil poles, Hitler simply wanted to save them by teaming up with Stalin, bro!:soy:

Putin is a white nationalist, bro! He will save us from the evil satanic west (by bombing children and sending chechen muslims to rape us), bro!:soy:

Putin is good, bro!:soy:

Russians are traditional and wholesome, bro!:soy:

Christ was not jewish (the bible lies about it), he was actually judean/nazarene/israelite/palestinian/white/black, bro!:soy:

Age of consent being 18 is biblical somehow, bro!:soy:

The CIA made niggers violent, they were wholesome before, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is communism, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is fascism, bro!:soy:

Being gay has to do something with communism, bro!:soy:

Woke ideology is marxism, bro!:soy:

Nothing they hate more than Christianity, bro!:soy:

The scholfield reference bible made christians zionist, the real bible is against zionism!:soy:

Human rights are real, bro!:soy:

Child labour is bad, bro! School is good, bro!:soy:

The elites are evil, because they do things they prohibit us from doing!:soy:

America was funded as a christian nation, bro!:soy:

[Insert Hollywood movie here] tried to warn us, bro! :soy:


If you know any others, feel free to share them.
 
Foid conspiracy theory:

:foidSoy: incels can't get laid because they all have horrible personalites, unlike chad
 
That list just proves how much work we got to do. It's exhausting.
 
ANTAGONIST said:
Normie conspiracy theories


George Bush did 9/11, bro! :soy:

Eminem or some other celebrity was cloned, bro!:soy:

Jay Z and Beyonce are in the Illuminati, bro!:soy:

McDonald's is made out of missing children, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the FAKE jews, bro! Modern day jews are khazarian converts, bro!! Muh synagogue of Satan, bro:soy:

Sexism is jewish, bro:soy:

Racism is a distraction, divide and conquer, bro!! We should unite with the savages (that the elites imported to destroy us )to fight against the elites, bro!:soy:

I'm not religious, i only follow god, bro:soy:

Jeffrey Epstein and Trump are pedophiles for banging prime 14 year olds, bro:soy:

Teenagers are children, bro!:soy:

Veganism is good or something, bro!:soy:

Black people were the original humans, we all come from Africa, bro:soy:

Somebody (Jesus, Trump, Aliens etc) is coming to save us (for no reason):soy:

Hitler went to Argentina, bro!!:soy:

All of our ancestors were dumber than us, bro!:soy:

Everything is a conspiracy by the elites except feminism, bro!:soy:

People aren't having kids because, men are not real men anymore, bro!:soy:

Gender can't be changed, but if you don't protect m'lady or do whatever society tells you, then you are not a "real" man, bro!:soy:

We are noticing da joos, man. Suddenly people are waking up! The goyim know, bro! It's organic and not planned at all! We will defeat the Rothschilds by posting memes on twitter, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the zionists, bro! Zionism not Judaism, bro!:soy:

Jews are evil only because of the talmud, the torah is wholesome, bro:soy:

The bolsheviks were talmudic joos, bro! Schiff funded the bolsheviks, bro!:soy:

Stalin was jewish, bro! Dzughavili means son of jew in georgian, bro! I don't speak georgian, but trust me, 4chan told me, bro!:soy:

Hitler loved slavs and niggers, we are all one big family! Nigga heil hitler!:soy:

Hitler dindu nuffin, he didn't want lebensraum (Mein Kampf was written by jews), he simply wanted to liberate Eastern Europeans from the evil commie joos at the expence of germans (for some reason), bro!:soy:

Ethnic Germans in poland were coviniently being tortured by the evil poles, Hitler simply wanted to save them by teaming up with Stalin, bro!:soy:

Putin is a white nationalist, bro! He will save us from the evil satanic west (by bombing children and sending chechen muslims to rape us), bro!:soy:

Putin is good, bro!:soy:

Russians are traditional and wholesome, bro!:soy:

Christ was not jewish (the bible lies about it), he was actually judean/nazarene/israelite/palestinian/white/black, bro!:soy:

Age of consent being 18 is biblical somehow, bro!:soy:

The CIA made niggers violent, they were wholesome before, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is communism, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is fascism, bro!:soy:

Being gay has to do something with communism, bro!:soy:

Woke ideology is marxism, bro!:soy:

Nothing they hate more than Christianity, bro!:soy:

The scholfield reference bible made christians zionist, the real bible is against zionism!:soy:

Human rights are real, bro!:soy:

Child labour is bad, bro! School is good, bro!:soy:

The elites are evil, because they do things they prohibit us from doing!:soy:

America was funded as a christian nation, bro!:soy:

[Insert Hollywood movie here] tried to warn us, bro! :soy:


If you know any others, feel free to share them.
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They are the same ones that when hear about a "conspiracy theory" that is actually real like Kalergi plan, make fun of it
 
ANTAGONIST said:
Anything i don't like is communism, bro!:soy:

Being gay has to do something with communism, bro!:soy:

Woke ideology is marxism, bro!:soy:
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These ones are true. I never see anyone get called a communist even though you could call half the posters yapping on twitter communists and be right
 
Property taxes are theft, bro! :soy:
 
Rapistcel said:
They are the same ones that when hear about a "conspiracy theory" that is actually real like Kalergi plan, make fun of it
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I prefer the term "white genocide", it's more direct and truthful. Kalergi was just some writer who made a prediction not a plan from what i have gathered.

He was also unironically a fascist (he believed European Union should emulate Mussolini and Europe should fight against bolshevism). There's a Julius Evola book called "A Traditionalist Confronts Fascism" where Evola interviews Kalergi among other things. So i would say "kalergi plan" is also a normie conspiracy theory, but the phenomenon that it points out is real. White people are being replaced.
 
Epstein had a black mail operation, bro! :soy:
 
ANTAGONIST said:
I prefer the term "white genocide", it's more direct and truthful. Kalergi was just some writer who made a prediction not a plan from what i have gathered.

He was also unironically a fascist (he believed European Union should emulate Mussolini and Europe should fight against bolshevism). There's a Julius Evola book called "A Traditionalist Confronts Fascism" where Evola interviews Kalergi among other things. So i would say "kalergi plan" is also a normie conspiracy theory, but the phenomenon that it points out is real. White people are being replaced.
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I don't really care about Kalergi himself, what I mean is the racial sustitution be made in purple to end the white race.
 
ANTAGONIST said:
McDonald's is made out of missing children, bro!:soy:
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If that was true, people would be too healthy, i would eat there everyday.
Children meat is probably sold on the elites black market with big price tags.
 
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Maikowski said:
These ones are true. I never see anyone get called a communist even though you could call half the posters yapping on twitter communists and be right
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I don't think you know what communism means. I constantly see all types of right-wingers call everything communism. Communism is an economic philosophy, not some sodomite celebration ideology.

The founders of communism never talked about homos in a positive light. All socialist nations that existed prohibited homosexuality. Liberal capitalists aren't communistic, calling them that is somehow even more out of touch than claiming that Charlie Kirk is a nazi.
 
MoroccanFarmer said:
Children meat is probably sold on the elites black market with big price tags.
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Exactly! These goyim really think they would give it away for nothing. :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
ANTAGONIST said:
I don't think you know what communism means. I constantly see all types of right-wingers call everything communism. Communism is an economic philosophy, not some sodomite celebration ideology.

The founders of communism never talked about homos in a positive light. All socialist nations that existed prohibited homosexuality. Liberal capitalists aren't communistic, calling them that is somehow even more out of touch than claiming that Charlie Kirk is a nazi.
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Communism is a political ideology

some sodomite celebration ideology.
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That's exactly what it is. Socialists abandoned workers rights since in the 1950s to promote gay shit, interracial marriage, immigration, feminism, abortion and other social ills

Socialism was hijacked by degenerates in the 1890s, Hitler writes about this in Mein Kampf. Lenin shilled for Jews since the 1910s, he claimed the rich were trying to scapegoat the Jews. It's a talking point used to this day.

Educate yourself nigger

All socialist nations that existed prohibited homosexuality.
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Nigger does Sweden/Canada/USA prohibit homosexuality? You're living in the communist gay nigger utopia you're dreaming of
 
Maikowski said:
That's exactly what it is. Socialists abandoned workers rights since in the 1950s to promote gay shit, interracial marriage, immigration, feminism, abortion and other social ills
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If socialists abandon worker's rights then they aren't socialists anymore. That's like saying Christians abandoned belief in God.

You are also only talking about the US/French so-called leftists. The socialist dictatorships that existed like Cuba and USSR punished male homosexuals and promoted strict masculinity. Even if some communists happen to promote something gay, that doesn't mean that is what communism universally means and stands for. Therefore if liberals in some place promote faggotry, it doesn't make them socialists. There are gay nazi groups, does that mean all nazis historically have been sodomites??

Maikowski said:
Nigger does Sweden/Canada/USA prohibit homosexuality? You're living in the communist gay nigger utopia you're dreaming of
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None of these countries are communist in any way. All have private property ownership and a free market. You're exactly the type of clown i was talking about in the post. How you even reach the point where you think the USA is marxist socialist is beyond me.

I am not dreaming of any nigger utopia nor am i living in one. You are making the mistake of assuming that i'm something because i refuse to lie about it for propaganda purposes. I'm just pointing out the truth of the matter objectively.
Maikowski said:
Socialism was hijacked by degenerates in the 1890s, Hitler writes about this in Mein Kampf. Lenin shilled for Jews since the 1910s, he claimed the rich were trying to scapegoat the Jews. It's a talking point used to this day
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If it was "hijacked", then it defeats your argument. Yes, Lenin shilled for jews, i never claimed otherwise.
 
ANTAGONIST said:
Normie conspiracy theories


George Bush did 9/11, bro! :soy:

Eminem or some other celebrity was cloned, bro!:soy:

Jay Z and Beyonce are in the Illuminati, bro!:soy:

McDonald's is made out of missing children, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the FAKE jews, bro! Modern day jews are khazarian converts, bro!! Muh synagogue of Satan, bro:soy:

Sexism is jewish, bro:soy:

Racism is a distraction, divide and conquer, bro!! We should unite with the savages (that the elites imported to destroy us )to fight against the elites, bro!:soy:

I'm not religious, i only follow god, bro:soy:

Jeffrey Epstein and Trump are pedophiles for banging prime 14 year olds, bro:soy:

Teenagers are children, bro!:soy:

Veganism is good or something, bro!:soy:

Black people were the original humans, we all come from Africa, bro:soy:

Somebody (Jesus, Trump, Aliens etc) is coming to save us (for no reason):soy:

Hitler went to Argentina, bro!!:soy:

All of our ancestors were dumber than us, bro!:soy:

Everything is a conspiracy by the elites except feminism, bro!:soy:

People aren't having kids because, men are not real men anymore, bro!:soy:

Gender can't be changed, but if you don't protect m'lady or do whatever society tells you, then you are not a "real" man, bro!:soy:

We are noticing da joos, man. Suddenly people are waking up! The goyim know, bro! It's organic and not planned at all! We will defeat the Rothschilds by posting memes on twitter, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the zionists, bro! Zionism not Judaism, bro!:soy:

Jews are evil only because of the talmud, the torah is wholesome, bro:soy:

The bolsheviks were talmudic joos, bro! Schiff funded the bolsheviks, bro!:soy:

Stalin was jewish, bro! Dzughavili means son of jew in georgian, bro! I don't speak georgian, but trust me, 4chan told me, bro!:soy:

Hitler loved slavs and niggers, we are all one big family! Nigga heil hitler!:soy:

Hitler dindu nuffin, he didn't want lebensraum (Mein Kampf was written by jews), he simply wanted to liberate Eastern Europeans from the evil commie joos at the expence of germans (for some reason), bro!:soy:

Ethnic Germans in poland were coviniently being tortured by the evil poles, Hitler simply wanted to save them by teaming up with Stalin, bro!:soy:

Putin is a white nationalist, bro! He will save us from the evil satanic west (by bombing children and sending chechen muslims to rape us), bro!:soy:

Putin is good, bro!:soy:

Russians are traditional and wholesome, bro!:soy:

Christ was not jewish (the bible lies about it), he was actually judean/nazarene/israelite/palestinian/white/black, bro!:soy:

Age of consent being 18 is biblical somehow, bro!:soy:

The CIA made niggers violent, they were wholesome before, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is communism, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is fascism, bro!:soy:

Being gay has to do something with communism, bro!:soy:

Woke ideology is marxism, bro!:soy:

Nothing they hate more than Christianity, bro!:soy:

The scholfield reference bible made christians zionist, the real bible is against zionism!:soy:

Human rights are real, bro!:soy:

Child labour is bad, bro! School is good, bro!:soy:

The elites are evil, because they do things they prohibit us from doing!:soy:

America was funded as a christian nation, bro!:soy:

[Insert Hollywood movie here] tried to warn us, bro! :soy:


If you know any others, feel free to share them.
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but hitler did go to argentina though
 
ANTAGONIST said:
Normie conspiracy theories


George Bush did 9/11, bro! :soy:

Eminem or some other celebrity was cloned, bro!:soy:

Jay Z and Beyonce are in the Illuminati, bro!:soy:

McDonald's is made out of missing children, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the FAKE jews, bro! Modern day jews are khazarian converts, bro!! Muh synagogue of Satan, bro:soy:

Sexism is jewish, bro:soy:

Racism is a distraction, divide and conquer, bro!! We should unite with the savages (that the elites imported to destroy us )to fight against the elites, bro!:soy:

I'm not religious, i only follow god, bro:soy:

Jeffrey Epstein and Trump are pedophiles for banging prime 14 year olds, bro:soy:

Teenagers are children, bro!:soy:

Veganism is good or something, bro!:soy:

Black people were the original humans, we all come from Africa, bro:soy:

Somebody (Jesus, Trump, Aliens etc) is coming to save us (for no reason):soy:

Hitler went to Argentina, bro!!:soy:

All of our ancestors were dumber than us, bro!:soy:

Everything is a conspiracy by the elites except feminism, bro!:soy:

People aren't having kids because, men are not real men anymore, bro!:soy:

Gender can't be changed, but if you don't protect m'lady or do whatever society tells you, then you are not a "real" man, bro!:soy:

We are noticing da joos, man. Suddenly people are waking up! The goyim know, bro! It's organic and not planned at all! We will defeat the Rothschilds by posting memes on twitter, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the zionists, bro! Zionism not Judaism, bro!:soy:

Jews are evil only because of the talmud, the torah is wholesome, bro:soy:

The bolsheviks were talmudic joos, bro! Schiff funded the bolsheviks, bro!:soy:

Stalin was jewish, bro! Dzughavili means son of jew in georgian, bro! I don't speak georgian, but trust me, 4chan told me, bro!:soy:

Hitler loved slavs and niggers, we are all one big family! Nigga heil hitler!:soy:

Hitler dindu nuffin, he didn't want lebensraum (Mein Kampf was written by jews), he simply wanted to liberate Eastern Europeans from the evil commie joos at the expence of germans (for some reason), bro!:soy:

Ethnic Germans in poland were coviniently being tortured by the evil poles, Hitler simply wanted to save them by teaming up with Stalin, bro!:soy:

Putin is a white nationalist, bro! He will save us from the evil satanic west (by bombing children and sending chechen muslims to rape us), bro!:soy:

Putin is good, bro!:soy:

Russians are traditional and wholesome, bro!:soy:

Christ was not jewish (the bible lies about it), he was actually judean/nazarene/israelite/palestinian/white/black, bro!:soy:

Age of consent being 18 is biblical somehow, bro!:soy:

The CIA made niggers violent, they were wholesome before, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is communism, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is fascism, bro!:soy:

Being gay has to do something with communism, bro!:soy:

Woke ideology is marxism, bro!:soy:

Nothing they hate more than Christianity, bro!:soy:

The scholfield reference bible made christians zionist, the real bible is against zionism!:soy:

Human rights are real, bro!:soy:

Child labour is bad, bro! School is good, bro!:soy:

The elites are evil, because they do things they prohibit us from doing!:soy:

America was funded as a christian nation, bro!:soy:

[Insert Hollywood movie here] tried to warn us, bro! :soy:


If you know any others, feel free to share them.
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Normies panic over this btw :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
We are noticing da joos, man. Suddenly people are waking up! The goyim know, bro! It's organic and not planned at all! We will defeat the Rothschilds by posting memes on twitter, bro
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What are we supposed to do then?
 
ANTAGONIST said:
Normie conspiracy theories


George Bush did 9/11, bro! :soy:

Eminem or some other celebrity was cloned, bro!:soy:

Jay Z and Beyonce are in the Illuminati, bro!:soy:

McDonald's is made out of missing children, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the FAKE jews, bro! Modern day jews are khazarian converts, bro!! Muh synagogue of Satan, bro:soy:

Sexism is jewish, bro:soy:

Racism is a distraction, divide and conquer, bro!! We should unite with the savages (that the elites imported to destroy us )to fight against the elites, bro!:soy:

I'm not religious, i only follow god, bro:soy:

Jeffrey Epstein and Trump are pedophiles for banging prime 14 year olds, bro:soy:

Teenagers are children, bro!:soy:

Veganism is good or something, bro!:soy:

Black people were the original humans, we all come from Africa, bro:soy:

Somebody (Jesus, Trump, Aliens etc) is coming to save us (for no reason):soy:

Hitler went to Argentina, bro!!:soy:

All of our ancestors were dumber than us, bro!:soy:

Everything is a conspiracy by the elites except feminism, bro!:soy:

People aren't having kids because, men are not real men anymore, bro!:soy:

Gender can't be changed, but if you don't protect m'lady or do whatever society tells you, then you are not a "real" man, bro!:soy:

We are noticing da joos, man. Suddenly people are waking up! The goyim know, bro! It's organic and not planned at all! We will defeat the Rothschilds by posting memes on twitter, bro!:soy:

It's not the jews, it's the zionists, bro! Zionism not Judaism, bro!:soy:

Jews are evil only because of the talmud, the torah is wholesome, bro:soy:

The bolsheviks were talmudic joos, bro! Schiff funded the bolsheviks, bro!:soy:

Stalin was jewish, bro! Dzughavili means son of jew in georgian, bro! I don't speak georgian, but trust me, 4chan told me, bro!:soy:

Hitler loved slavs and niggers, we are all one big family! Nigga heil hitler!:soy:

Hitler dindu nuffin, he didn't want lebensraum (Mein Kampf was written by jews), he simply wanted to liberate Eastern Europeans from the evil commie joos at the expence of germans (for some reason), bro!:soy:

Ethnic Germans in poland were coviniently being tortured by the evil poles, Hitler simply wanted to save them by teaming up with Stalin, bro!:soy:

Putin is a white nationalist, bro! He will save us from the evil satanic west (by bombing children and sending chechen muslims to rape us), bro!:soy:

Putin is good, bro!:soy:

Russians are traditional and wholesome, bro!:soy:

Christ was not jewish (the bible lies about it), he was actually judean/nazarene/israelite/palestinian/white/black, bro!:soy:

Age of consent being 18 is biblical somehow, bro!:soy:

The CIA made niggers violent, they were wholesome before, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is communism, bro!:soy:

Anything i don't like is fascism, bro!:soy:

Being gay has to do something with communism, bro!:soy:

Woke ideology is marxism, bro!:soy:

Nothing they hate more than Christianity, bro!:soy:

The scholfield reference bible made christians zionist, the real bible is against zionism!:soy:

Human rights are real, bro!:soy:

Child labour is bad, bro! School is good, bro!:soy:

The elites are evil, because they do things they prohibit us from doing!:soy:

America was funded as a christian nation, bro!:soy:

[Insert Hollywood movie here] tried to warn us, bro! :soy:


If you know any others, feel free to share them.
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You think i'm just another religious?
 
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