JFL Normgroid coworkers started asking me if i have girlfriend today

[Speedloader]

But i have prepared story for cases like this

Whenever normtards ask this stupid question i just lie that i had a gf couple of years ago but we broke up cause the bitch was nagging

This time my false story worked too. No one found out that im an evil inkleroo

 

[Deleted member 33716]

You wily inkleroo you.

 

[NapoliPizzaPie]

Fakecel, mods ban this fag

jk, too bad I met my people irl when I was still bluepilled and they all know about my celibacy (I never told them, but by the fact that I'm single and not actively searching for women means that I'm a loser to them)

 

[Speedloader]

Fakecel, mods ban this fag

jk, too bad I met my people irl when I was still bluepilled and they all know about my celibacy (I never told them, but by the fact that I'm single and not actively searching for women means that I'm a loser to them)

 

[Deleted member 33902]

Clever

 

[Speedloader]

Clever

Mom says im clever and handsome boy

 

[TheEnd]

If this shit continues then ask them if they have a hot sister that you can date and have her send you the nudes to be a judge

 

[Deleted member 33902]

Mom says im clever and handsome boy

I never recieved that

 

[Speedloader]

If this shit continues then ask them if they have a hot sister that you can date and have her send you the nudes to be a judge

Basd ngl

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

But i have prepared story for cases like this

Whenever normtards ask this stupid question i just lie that i had a gf couple of years ago but we broke up cause the bitch was nagging

This time my false story worked too. No one found out that im an evil inkleroo

Stop being a pussy and lying.
Just tell them the cold hard truth, cause otherwise they'll use you in arguments against blackpillers and be like "I know a dude in my job who's a 2/10 and slaying chicks and dumping them for nagging them"

 

[Speedloader]

Stop being a pussy and lying.
Just tell them the cold hard truth, cause otherwise they'll use you in arguments against blackpillers and be like "I know a dude in my job who's a 2/10 and slaying chicks and dumping them for nagging them"

Just come out as incel and get fired theory

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Just come out as incel and get fired theory

You won't get fired for saying you're virgin.

 

[Deleted member 33833]

I always had that excuse in mind just in case I get in that situation.

 

[The Abyss]

You won't get fired for saying you're virgin.

Oh but you will once they start working towards it due to thinking you're trash.

 

[Deleted member 33778]

You won't get fired for saying you're virgin.

Tbh I'd lie too. There's nothing to be gained by coming out as a virgin in your 20s. You're viewed as a freak by this degenerate society.

 

[meatball]

Fakecel, mods ban this fag

jk, too bad I met my people irl when I was still bluepilled and they all know about my celibacy (I never told them, but by the fact that I'm single and not actively searching for women means that I'm a loser to them)

Mods, ban napoli

 

[Speedloader]

Mods, ban napoli

Based

 

[waste matter]

It mogs me cuz normies never ask me if I have a girlfriend and that just makes it clear that it is fucking over for me.

 

[Osentaku Otje]

we broke up cause the bitch was nagging

tell them she cheated, so they'll loose some of that white knight simpery

It mogs me cuz normies never ask me if I have a girlfriend and that just makes it clear that it is fucking over for me.

have'nt been asked that since i whas 14 either, but i'm pretty shure they already know, i put KHHV in my nicknames online

 

[Transcended Trucel]

high IQ, I just say I had one and now have health problems. then they don't ask further

 

[Kamikaze]

I just tell them that im single.

 

[Ellsworth]

Normies believe you can have a gf! REEEEEEEEE!!!

jk

 

[Gymcelled]

high IQ, I just say I had one and now have health problems. then they don't ask further

Exactly this. Health problems or saying "I'm too busy with work haha [insert career bullshit]" tends to work well, especially with older people

Tho i'm lucky i never had to lie. But I think it's because people can tell just by looking at me

 

[Deleted member 28148]

i just tell the truth ngl

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Oh but you will once they start working towards it due to thinking you're trash.

Tbh I'd lie too. There's nothing to be gained by coming out as a virgin in your 20s. You're viewed as a freak by this degenerate society.

I feel like most people will just think you're lazy, having hard time, or something like that.
They won't treat you worse cause you're virgin, but they will treat you bad if you are ugly.
Just act friendly at work, and nothing will happen.

You guys are partly right though, I wouldn't tell a girl.
If she asks me if I have a gf, I would just say no and move on.

i just tell the truth ngl

based and truth pilled

 

[The Abyss]

I feel like most people will just think you're lazy, having hard time, or something like that.
They won't treat you worse cause you're virgin, but they will treat you bad if you are ugly.
Just act friendly at work, and nothing will happen.

You guys are partly right though, I wouldn't tell a girl.
If she asks me if I have a gf, I would just say no and move on.


based and truth pilled

There's a big difference in how ppl react depending on the type, if you're working some high paying tech job or low paying work full of ex felon types you'll get different attitudes.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

There's a big difference in how ppl react depending on the type, if you're working some high paying tech job or low paying work full of ex felon types you'll get different attitudes.

true, if you're working a job ful of ex felons, they'll probably give you shit about it.
But they won't get you fired, probably just pick on you a little.

As for women, don't tell them ever or mention it. They'll think you're trying to get sympathy sex and see you as a creep.

 

[Speedloader]

I just tell them that im single.

Tells me

 

[Kamikaze]

But really. You don't and its none of their buisness why.

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

Stop being a pussy and lying.
Just tell them the cold hard truth, cause otherwise they'll use you in arguments against blackpillers and be like "I know a dude in my job who's a 2/10 and slaying chicks and dumping them for nagging them"

Low IQ. You should never ever come out as a virgin, if you can claim to had a thing with a girl in high school and make it believable, do it. Especially if you are in your 20s or later. Nobody will question it unless you are turbo truecel.

 

[andinocel]

Normfucks often ask me if I have a girlfriend, too; it happens quite often.
For reasons I can't explain, guys that give off incel/virgin vibes are asked about their relationship status. It's as if normies know you're not getting pussy, and they want to confirm their suspicions
Chads and to an extent high tier normies are rarely asked this; people already sense if a guy struggles with dating and fucking

 

[Deleted member 28148]

based and truth pilled

truthpill destroyed me

 

[Kamikaze]

Besides: I'm a terrible liar.

 

[ldargoblin]

Fakecel & humble brag.

 

[Kamikaze]

But i have prepared story for cases like this

Whenever normtards ask this stupid question i just lie that i had a gf couple of years ago but we broke up cause the bitch was nagging

This time my false story worked too. No one found out that im an evil inkleroo

What's your field of work anyways?
You so.etimes sound like its an episode of The Office.

 

[Speedloader]

What's your field of work anyways?
You so.etimes sound like its an episode of The Office.

In bank

 

[meatball]

But i have prepared story for cases like this

Whenever normtards ask this stupid question i just lie that i had a gf couple of years ago but we broke up cause the bitch was nagging

This time my false story worked too. No one found out that im an evil inkleroo

When you're under assault, a prepared plan is helpful

 

[Indari]

Basd ngl

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I just tell them that I always get rejected. I shut down the bluepill advice before they start going off and I don’t care if they think im a creep

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Low IQ. You should never ever come out as a virgin, if you can claim to had a thing with a girl in high school and make it believable, do it. Especially if you are in your 20s or later. Nobody will question it unless you are turbo truecel.

the fact people like you lie and pretend is why people dont believe in the blackpill

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

the fact people like you lie and pretend is why people dont believe in the blackpill

I'm not going to be the one who admits to being virgin at 24, if you'd do it, good for you, let's see how it plays out for you admitting to being unable to get something 95%+ of people can get without much trouble.

 

[grouchyspell]

I'm not going to be the one who admits to being virgin at 24, if you'd do it, good for you, let's see how it plays out for you admitting to being unable to get something 95%+ of people can get without much trouble.

I bet all of the times someone said "I know this one ugly guy who has a gf" it was this exact situation. It's like when incel middle schoolers say "I have a gf but she lives on the other side of the country", just you know the adult version.

I'm not going to be the one who admits to being virgin at 24, if you'd do it, good for you, let's see how it plays out for you admitting to being unable to get something 95%+ of people can get without much trouble.

I bet all of the times someone said "I know this one ugly guy who has a gf" it was this exact situation. It's like when incel middle schoolers say "I have a gf but she lives on the other side of the country", just you know the adult version.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I'm not going to be the one who admits to being virgin at 24, if you'd do it, good for you, let's see how it plays out for you admitting to being unable to get something 95%+ of people can get without much trouble.

I’ve been asked before when’s the last time I had a gf, and I said never. They didn’t say anything after that.