Soy "Noooo don't kill yourself"

[San Salvador]

I am going to feel bad for a couple of minutes OR POSSIBLY EVEN AN HOUR

 

[Deleted member 19971]

EVEN AN HOUR

Now that's stretching it jfl.

 

[San Salvador]

Now that's stretching it jfl.

1 in a million is still a possibility

 

[Uglyme]

"Don't tell my what to do bitch"

 

[radishman]

Don't burden your parents/family with a bill for burying you.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

"We need your cheap labor, don't do it."

 

[Deleted member 23483]

Don't burden your parents/family with a bill for burying you.

Why not?

"We need your cheap labor, don't do it."

“Suicide is selfish”

 

[radishman]

Why not?

It's probably one reason they want us alive. My Dad was actually upset at me because I don't have life insurance. I reminded him I have no family or dependents. So he brings up the cost of a burial. LOL sorry for fucking you over if I accidentally slip in the shower Dad. He got mad when I told him to just have the state claim me.

 

[MaxZM98]

"if you dont want me to kill myself maybe we can go on a date?"
foid: "ewww no id rather you die than give a sub-8 like you the time of day, filthy inkwell"

 

[Deleted member 23483]

It's probably one reason they want us alive. My Dad was actually upset at me because I don't have life insurance. I reminded him I have no family or dependents. So he brings up the cost of a burial. LOL sorry for fucking you over if I accidentally slip in the shower Dad. He got mad when I told him to just have the state claim me.

Bruh

 

[radishman]

"if you dont want me to kill myself maybe we can go on a date?"
foid: "ewww no id rather you die than give a sub-8 like you the time of day, filthy inkwell"

And she'll have the nerve to say she'll try anything once in her Tinder profile.

 

[Irredeemable]

Don't do it, society is entitled to the fruits of your labour, think of the poor single mothers.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Suicide is shameful, go ER.

 

[BrapZilian]

Why not?

“Suicide is selfish”

Suicide is indeed selfish
But if you become a hERo you help the world

 

[Anonymous MG]

It's probably one reason they want us alive. My Dad was actually upset at me because I don't have life insurance. I reminded him I have no family or dependents. So he brings up the cost of a burial. LOL sorry for fucking you over if I accidentally slip in the shower Dad. He got mad when I told him to just have the state claim me.

Tell him he can probably just chuck your body in the forest so that it can properly decompose into the environment like it should, seriously, why are we wasting land, money, and resources burying bones?

When I die I also want to be chucked into the forest, or at least burned, both cost-effective if the burning was DIY.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. LIKE, UH........

 

[UselesseatER]

“Suicide is selfish”

sharing is caring

go ER