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Noodles are the only hope for guys with a small dicks.

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They have petite frame and some of them look OK.

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just post literal models theory
 
I want to cum inside each and every one of those whores and because I cant, my internal screaming is so loud I could shatter mt everest
 
White chad onryyyy!!!! cuttlefish and sparraguss
 
My experience from my escortmaxxing days:

White and latina whores are loose. Long vaginas, loose and often meaty looking. Outies. Very rare to find a tight white or latina whore.
Some noodlewhores have really tiny pussies. Short tight pussies. Not only that, also more shallower pussies. I was able to bottom out on one noodlewhore even with just a 5incher (not bone pressed).

I guess it would be like some foids that fuck black dudes and will notice there are some black dudes with 8+ inchers and are often on the higher end when it comes to size. Same with noodlewhores, tighter on average and some with really tight and tiny pussies.
 
JFL at thinking you’ll ever get that far. They will see our subhumanity from a mile away and run. No need to worry about dick sizes my friend.
 
imagine the cope needed to think asian girls don't also seek out giant cock to lift her womb up high enough to massage her heart
 
JFL at thinking you’ll ever get that far. They will see our subhumanity from a mile away and run. No need to worry about dick sizes my friend.
At least it's possible to find noodle escorts.
 
Only for mayodickcels
 
Light skinned noodles are better than the shitskinned ones
 
My experience from my escortmaxxing days:

White and latina whores are loose. Long vaginas, loose and often meaty looking. Outies. Very rare to find a tight white or latina whore.
Some noodlewhores have really tiny pussies. Short tight pussies. Not only that, also more shallower pussies. I was able to bottom out on one noodlewhore even with just a 5incher (not bone pressed).

I guess it would be like some foids that fuck black dudes and will notice there are some black dudes with 8+ inchers and are often on the higher end when it comes to size. Same with noodlewhores, tighter on average and some with really tight and tiny pussies.
Their holes also expand when they are horny. You made latina and white whores and thus you're a chad
 
Stop masturbating and you don't care too much about how tight it is

The problem is it's really hard to stop masturbating as an incel
 
imagine the cope needed to think asian girls don't also seek out giant cock to lift her womb up high enough to massage her heart
Exactly :feelshaha:

A guy in Asia below. This was recent so I remember and you can see the asian name.
Dickpill wordofmouth
 
8 inch BWC only.
 
females think anything under 8 inches is small
 
Exactly :feelshaha:

A guy in Asia below. This was recent so I remember and you can see the asian name.
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calling larp at his cock size even in porn there were like 1 or 2 guys with 9 inch cocks and their girth was like 5.75-6 inch max add that to the fact that he's asian (who have a nbp average of under the 5 inch) it's very unlikely that he's speaking the truth put the point still stands.
 
calling larp at his cock size even in porn there were like 1 or 2 guys with 9 inch cocks and their girth was like 5.75-6 inch max add that to the fact that he's asian (who have a nbp average of under the 5 inch) it's very unlikely that he's speaking the truth put the point still stands.
He's not asian. He just lives there.

There are more than that, especially if you consider amateur porn. This study shows it's about 1 in 250 that have +9"

 
He's not asian. He just lives there.

There are more than that, especially if you consider amateur porn. This study shows it's about 1 in 250 that have +9"

go to lpsg measured pornstar threads they often estimate amateur vids to and I read all pages and there were legit 1-2 guys who where nine inches that's it even massive pornstars like danny d and dredd are like 8.25-8.5 inch max with girth between 5.75-6.25 and go to calcsd and put inside 9 inches western average (bp) it's 1 in 100000 thousand add that to the fact that that guy claims 6.8 inch girth it makes it even more absurdly rare even if he was claiming something like 8x6 inch it's really likely that he's larping because that's what redditors do.
 
Those look OK to you? They MOG low tier white Beckies to oblivion. At least 6/10.

Agreed though. Even a 5 inch dicklet will seem a decent size because the average rice is even smaller than that.
They are literally 10s. I would chop my nuts off just to touch their tits
 
cope.
they crave bbc even more. because of their small frame it will feel bigger.
and we all know what happens when a female is fucked by a bigger cock. her standards raise:ahegao:
 
cope.
they crave bbc even more. because of their small frame it will feel bigger.
and we all know what happens when a female is fucked by a bigger cock. her standards raise:ahegao:
Delusional blackcel cope. The vast majority of noodlewhores are disgusted by black males.
 
If a whore applies lube, it's over for you
not necessarily, she might be dehydrated due to dieting/exercising to look hot for gigachad
ie she's horny but literally doesn't have the fluids to lubricate
but usually you're right
they crave bbc even more.
bbc is just a thing jews fake in porn it isn't real
 

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