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SPOILERS AHEAD for new James Bond film


The newest James Bond movie resembles MGS a lot. It's a nice action flick but it has nothing on Casino Royale. The film has definitely been updated to 2021 sociopolitical tastes in terms of foids although the changes were not too obnoxious. People will brush off MGS as crazy Jap shit but go and watch the same thing on the silver screen.

Anyways, going into the MGS comparisons, Bond is infected with nanobots that make him the host of a virus that is only harmful to its intended target. He unwittingly kills a guy in a cell after being exposed to the virus. He chooses to end it rather than spreading the virus to his loved ones. Sound familiar? Safin's goals also resemble the Patriots'. They enter the final stage just like Snake entered Shadow Moses. Heck, the main villain's layer is just a sunny Shadow Moses. Snake and Raiden Bond and Nomi are basically taking codec calls while trying to foil the big bad. If you have no intention of seeing the film or just don't care about spoilers, here's more of the similarities:
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/pz3ofj/anyone_seen_no_time_to_die_yet_slight_movie/


At least they didn't cuck Bond. For a second they seriously had me thinking he was going to raise another man's bastard but it was actually his in the end. This shows me the MGS film will probably do well. Kojima will have his day in the spotlight
 
Bond movies are extremely stupid anyways
His entire character is dumb
 
I didn't see it. But I did see the Pitch Meeting.

 
I didn't see it. But I did see the Pitch Meeting.


Yea that’s pretty concise. Bond villains usually have wacky aspirations but this one was particularly out there. Definitely mgs-esque
 
He chooses to end it rather than spreading the virus to his loved ones.
So Bond kills himself in the end?
 
So Bond kills himself in the end?
The island he’s on has missiles incoming to blow up the villain’s lair. He chooses to stay on it rather than trying to escape since he can’t see his lover and daughter as he has a virus that will kill them. Too bad he didn’t hear about foxalive
 

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