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Be me.
Jestermaxxer in HS because funny, short, witty and avg face (can't be too ugly unless ogremax)
Used as clown by everyone
Nobody takes me seriously
Continue to jestermaxx with teenage like mind in adulthood 18-23yo
Realize it doesn't work and 90%
of people will think you're weird
Fired from job due to anon complaint
Find another job
Get neurodegerative disease and brain lesions due to brain infection and bioweapon
Get misdiagnosed
Driving to work becomes a nightmare in hell
Lose ability to remember anything past 5min
Can't even remember why I'm at this gas station, "where am I?"
Drive three hours in wrong direction
Parents pick my up on side of highway (only thing I have are good parents, when they croak... fuck me!)
Get fired (at will) because not making quotas; boss is a mafiosa Chad and my production has plummeted
Lose ability to remember name or birthday due to brain lesions
Finally get treated, brain sort of better but lose 90% of energy
Bed bound for three years
Four years of paperwork to try to get disability, denied 20+ times
Try to make money off of demonic
crypto like all degenerate chads do
Try to cash out 25,000 dollars in crypto
get scammed 25,000 dollars (rug pulled)
"At least I have this alt coin worth 700 dollars that they told me to buy and forget in 2016"
Look at crypto website, "closing down origin blockchain so migratate by Oct 2025 or coins will be lost."
It's december 2025. Lost my last 700 in demonic crypto
Try to get ahold of devs, 100 Indian scammers in DM's.
Devs say, "maybe you'll get coins back, maybe not, not sure. We'll figure it out."
This is a decent coin too, but Chinese and Israel play a role... so
Sitting in bed thinking how the world is a purgatory run by evil humans and I'm sitting in Satan's anus.
Jestermaxxer in HS because funny, short, witty and avg face (can't be too ugly unless ogremax)
Used as clown by everyone
Nobody takes me seriously
Continue to jestermaxx with teenage like mind in adulthood 18-23yo
Realize it doesn't work and 90%
of people will think you're weird
Fired from job due to anon complaint
Find another job
Get neurodegerative disease and brain lesions due to brain infection and bioweapon
Get misdiagnosed
Driving to work becomes a nightmare in hell
Lose ability to remember anything past 5min
Can't even remember why I'm at this gas station, "where am I?"
Drive three hours in wrong direction
Parents pick my up on side of highway (only thing I have are good parents, when they croak... fuck me!)
Get fired (at will) because not making quotas; boss is a mafiosa Chad and my production has plummeted
Lose ability to remember name or birthday due to brain lesions
Finally get treated, brain sort of better but lose 90% of energy
Bed bound for three years
Four years of paperwork to try to get disability, denied 20+ times
Try to make money off of demonic
crypto like all degenerate chads do
Try to cash out 25,000 dollars in crypto
get scammed 25,000 dollars (rug pulled)
"At least I have this alt coin worth 700 dollars that they told me to buy and forget in 2016"
Look at crypto website, "closing down origin blockchain so migratate by Oct 2025 or coins will be lost."
It's december 2025. Lost my last 700 in demonic crypto
Try to get ahold of devs, 100 Indian scammers in DM's.
Devs say, "maybe you'll get coins back, maybe not, not sure. We'll figure it out."
This is a decent coin too, but Chinese and Israel play a role... so
Sitting in bed thinking how the world is a purgatory run by evil humans and I'm sitting in Satan's anus.
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