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Serious No one can ever tell you how having a big dick gets you laid as an INCEL.

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Dick copers can never explain this.
I think guys who are average or below average in size have some inherent insecurity with their dick size and thus project hard onto other men, thinking that having a bigger dick makes you suddenly a sex god.

When in reality, for an incel, it doesn't help you at all, and all of you dick copers know this.
If it did help at all, you could just fraud online as having a big dick, or just say you have a big dick IRL. Until the pants come off she can't know whether or not you do.
But we all know the truth. Dick size doesn't even register as an element to getting laid for your first time unlike height, face, and race.

Dick coping is the dumbest cope because it can be disproven with 5 seconds of thinking, and you can so easily experiment for yourself if having a big dick matters by just lying and saying you do. If having a big dick does help you'll get at least get to a point where you take your pants off.
 
It's all about bones and dicks are boneless.
 
most useless body part as a incel :cryfeels::feelsbadman:
 
Very low IQ, at least with a big stick you look good in escorts and a very small cock ends with a chad. Which part you did not understand?
most useless body part as a incel :cryfeels::feelsbadman:


I with a big stick ceased to be incel tomorrow.
 
Make your own porn. Pay porn stars a couple hundred quid for a blowjob, film it, stick it on pornhub. They'll probably treat you alright because you're under 45, unlike most guys who shoot porn.
 
Are you seriously complaining about having a big dick? God I wish you could have my sub8 inch penor instead of your BBC and then youd see
 
Face is greater than dick size obvi.
 
face>height>dick size
Race is also very important, however it's dependent on location. For instance, being white in Thailand is amazing, but it's useless in Eastern Europe and throughout vast stretches of rural Murica.

Although this varies sometimes, specifically height can become a deal breaker below a certain point where no other qualities will help you.
 
I know, I've got a big bent cock and it doesn't make any difference. If I ever just took it out in front of foids, I would be arrested on the spot.
 
Face is greater than dick size obvi.
face>height>dick size
Race is also very important, however it's dependent on location. For instance, being white in Thailand is amazing, but it's useless in Eastern Europe and throughout vast stretches of rural Murica.

Although this varies sometimes, specifically height can become a deal breaker below a certain point where no other qualities will help you.
I'm saying that dick size is a non-factor, it doesn't matter to an incel.
In terms of looks it's face>race>height or some variation of that, dick size doesn't factor into that AT ALL.
A big dick will not get you laid, it won't be the difference between you getting laid or not as an incel either, it's a complete ZERO for an incel.
It only matters for normies who need a foid to stick around.
 
There are a few ways I can see a big dick leading to sex.

1) Advertise it openly in your dating profiles to attract size queens:
https://incels.is/threads/warning-b...tinder-test-with-my-ugly-half-brother.102083/

2) Ask girls if they want to see a big dick on Omegle chat and whip it out if so, huge time commitment though for just mutual masturbation essentially though since you'll never meet them.

3) Go into porn or start your own semi-fake "porn company/site" where you do POV porn so your face is out of it.

4) Advertise your services as a BBC Bull on cuckold websites/forum.

5) I have lastly heard of some hookers giving freebies to customers they have fucked with a big dick.

No matter what, having a big dick is better than having a small dick. But trying to get laid purely from dick size is like trying to score a basket from half court.
 
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They dick size copers are more low IQ than JBW deniers and Sub8 law believers.

This fraction is a impressive demonstration of how some members of the incel community can be complete retardeds.
 
Advertise it openly in your dating profiles to attract size queens:
Anyone can say they have a big dick, that's not exclusive to big dick guys. It's not something that can be seen and is very easy to fraud over the internet.

But trying to get laid purely from dick size is like trying to score a basket from half court.
It's more like trying to score a basket without any arms but just being tall.
Sure, being tall would help, but only if you have arms and can play in the first place.
None of those things would get me unpaid sex, I doubt even a cuckold/BBC forum and that particular kind of thing wouldn't appeal to me anyways.
 
Dickpill applies to normies and fakecels. I like crushing the dreams of larpers with the dickpill
 
They dick size copers are more low IQ than JBW deniers and Sub8 law believers.

This fraction is a impressive demonstration of how some members of the incel community can be complete retardeds.

I hope you get obese someday and have your penis gone to stop talking about it. Then come back and tell me.
 
Dick copers can never explain this.
I think guys who are average or below average in size have some inherent insecurity with their dick size and thus project hard onto other men, thinking that having a bigger dick makes you suddenly a sex god.

When in reality, for an incel, it doesn't help you at all, and all of you dick copers know this.
If it did help at all, you could just fraud online as having a big dick, or just say you have a big dick IRL. Until the pants come off she can't know whether or not you do.
But we all know the truth. Dick size doesn't even register as an element to getting laid for your first time unlike height, face, and race.

Dick coping is the dumbest cope because it can be disproven with 5 seconds of thinking, and you can so easily experiment for yourself if having a big dick matters by just lying and saying you do. If having a big dick does help you'll get at least get to a point where you take your pants off.
Exactly. People are fucking imbeciles. How the hell would a foid know how big your dick is? It's not like you're walking around naked, with your dick dangling between your legs for her to evaluate it. Foids see your ugly face and immediately disqualify you from consideration, like a felon getting turned down for a police officer position.
 
One dickcoper once trying to explain it to me like this:

"If you have a big dick, you just need to show it to one girl somehow, then this information will start to pass on and eventually all the women in your neighborhood will start knocking on your door, after that you won't even need to go outside to get girls."

I was completely flabbergasted to see a real human being literally believes this, damn, and no, he was not trolling, he actually thinks like that. I don't know how he manages to survive in real life with that IQ, hope he is doing okay.
 
It's all about bones and dicks are boneless.
This tbh, bones and hair follicle resistance to DHT.
Well I suppose escortmaxxing gets a lot better with a bigger dick.
 
Absolutely right why would an incel care about his dick when he can't even get a girl to touch his hand without disgust lol
 
One dickcoper once trying to explain it to me like this:

"If you have a big dick, you just need to show it to one girl somehow, then this information will start to pass on and eventually all the women in your neighborhood will start knocking on your door, after that you won't even need to go outside to get girls."

I was completely flabbergasted to see a real human being literally believes this, damn, and no, he was not trolling, he actually thinks like that. I don't know how he manages to survive in real life with that IQ, hope he is doing okay.
This is the IQ of your average dick coper.

How would you ever make it far enough for someone to notice penis size if you're truecel? It just isn't a factor.
This, it's a non-factor.

that bragpost tho
I've got zero warning for bragging to your two, bite me you butthurt fakecel faggot.
I've got nothing to brag about, unlike you femoids dont just hand me their number out of the blue.
 
Case in point, the IQ of a dick coper.
See this incel and how sad he is:
Case in point, the IQ of a dick coper.

No kidding right now, unless you're deformed with acid it will not make any difference. Ever tried swing sites? Have you ever tried older women enlarged, do not need to be beautiful. You need to have 90% of the body deformed with sulfuric acid so do not realize that a big stick is a huge advantage, you can not pick stacys, but there are other options. Even if you get 90% deformed with sulfuric acid you will have some woman with fetish with monsters and monsters will have to have a big penis (this last part is a bit exaggerated but the rest is not).
 

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See this incel and how sad he is:


No kidding right now, unless you're deformed with acid it will not make any difference. Ever tried swing sites? Have you ever tried older women enlarged, do not need to be beautiful. You need to have 90% of the body deformed with sulfuric acid so do not realize that a big stick is a huge advantage, you can not pick stacys, but there are other options. Even if you get 90% deformed with sulfuric acid you will have some woman with fetish with monsters and monsters will have to have a big penis (this last part is a bit exaggerated but the rest is not).
Be my guest and do as I said then. Fraud as having a big dick, because like I said, it makes no difference until the pants come off.
Anyone who thinks a big dick matters at all can simply fraud, act as though you have a big dick, and see how far it gets you. Because no one can see your penis, it's not like height where it's immediately evident what height you are generally, your dick stays in your pants until you're both naked.

So what they means is that even if you're a 1 inch peniscel, you can fraud as a 9incher until the pants comes off, just to try and get that far.
But none of you will do that because it makes absolutely zero difference.
 
Be my guest and do as I said then. Fraud as having a big dick, because like I said, it makes no difference until the pants come off.
Anyone who thinks a big dick matters at all can simply fraud, act as though you have a big dick, and see how far it gets you. Because no one can see your penis, it's not like height where it's immediately evident what height you are generally, your dick stays in your pants until you're both naked.

So what they means is that even if you're a 1 inch peniscel, you can fraud as a 9incher until the pants comes off, just to try and get that far.
But none of you will do that because it makes absolutely zero difference.

High IQ, yea, exactly. Just put a big dildo inside your pants, see if you can get any girl. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
There are a few ways I can see a big dick leading to sex.

1) Advertise it openly in your dating profiles to attract size queens:
https://incels.is/threads/warning-b...tinder-test-with-my-ugly-half-brother.102083/

2) Ask girls if they want to see a big dick on Omegle chat and whip it out if so, huge time commitment though for just mutual masturbation essentially though since you'll never meet them.

3) Go into porn or start your own semi-fake "porn company/site" where you do POV porn so your face is out of it.

4) Advertise your services as a BBC Bull on cuckold websites/forum.

5) I have lastly heard of some hookers giving freebies to customers they have fucked with a big dick.

No matter what, having a big dick is better than having a small dick. But trying to get laid purely from dick size is like trying to score a basket from half court.
Just be in the top % of dicksize bro.


What am I supposed to do only when its slightly above average????
 
Just be in the top % of dicksize bro.


What am I supposed to do only when its slightly above average????

If you can afford a bathmate then 10 min 2-3 times a week for a year can give you another 0.5-1" likely. I've gained 0.25" length and 0.15" girth with not much time/effort so far.

Mostly it will just make you feel better.
 
If you can afford a bathmate then 10 min 2-3 times a week for a year can give you another 0.5-1" likely. I've gained 0.25" length and 0.15" girth with not much time/effort so far.

Mostly it will just make you feel better.
Ok, I might have to get that checked out. I need to have a monster penis. inb4 "u wont use it" Its a confidence booster knowing that if something EVER somehow goes down with a escort or other shit I will be ready.
 
Ok, I might have to get that checked out. I need to have a monster penis. inb4 "u wont use it" Its a confidence booster knowing that if something EVER somehow goes down with a escort or other shit I will be ready.

Absolutely i agree. I feel so much better just knowing my dick has become "above average." i wanna get to at least 6.5" x 5" which i should hit in a few months.

Same with my surgeries - the greatest benefit has just been being more comfortable in my skin since women want tall Chads and I'll never be one of those anyway.
 
Absolutely i agree. I feel so much better just knowing my dick has become "above average." i wanna get to at least 6.5" x 5" which i should hit in a few months.

Same with my surgeries - the greatest benefit has just been being more comfortable in my skin since women want tall Chads and I'll never be one of those anyway.
Damn sounds like a reasonably good size to aim for. I need to get to 7inch in length since I am a 6x6. Whats your progress so far man? More length than girth or ?

As soon as I reach my ideal size I will omeglemaxx and snapchatnudesmaxx for shit in return. Any nude I get will be lifefuel.
 
Damn sounds like a reasonably good size to aim for. I need to get to 7inch in length since I am a 6x6. Whats your progress so far man? More length than girth or ?
Do you have fat cushion?
 
Do you have fat cushion?
I am fairly bulked up due to gymcel reasons. But no, fat doesnt really get stored in the penis itself.. usually around the groin.
 
Damn sounds like a reasonably good size to aim for. I need to get to 7inch in length since I am a 6x6. Whats your progress so far man? More length than girth or ?

As soon as I reach my ideal size I will omeglemaxx and snapchatnudesmaxx for shit in return. Any nude I get will be lifefuel.
oh you lucky fuck you got great girth and length is good too.
 
oh you lucky fuck you got great girth and length is good too.
Sounds like it. But it doesnt look like it, for my own body I need to have a longer penis. Girth isnt enough for me.
 
Sounds like it. But it doesnt look like it, for my own body I need to have a longer penis. Girth isnt enough for me.
man that size you have now woman love that from what ive read. that full stretched feeling they all love. id advise against penis enlarging because of injury. if you had an attractive face bitches would be cumming all over your 6x6.
 
man that size you have now woman love that from what ive read. that full stretched feeling they all love. id advise against penis enlarging because of injury. if you had an attractive face bitches would be cumming all over your 6x6.
slightly above average doesnt cut it, I cant run omegle masturbationmaxx. As I said give me 1 inch in length and I will do that type of shit. Untill then it doesnt "seem" impressive unless i get a 5ft5 foid or we measure it.
 
With a big dick at least you can cope a little longer.
 

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