Nintendo fans

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[AutistSupremacist]

Mmmmm goyslop while playing overpriced shitty games, my favourite!

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

we are hitting goyslop amalgamation levels we never thought possible

 

[Frail Link]

shit

 

[anotherwastedlife]

This is something i would've begged my parents to buy me when i was 13

 

[anotherwastedlife]

Mmmmm goyslop while playing overpriced shitty games, my favourite!

we are hitting goyslop amalgamation levels we never thought possible

 

[Diddlium]

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"WOOOOW!!! A heccin 3d printed FRIES HOLDER!!!??? Dude I have to tell my wife, her boyfriend and my wife's children about this!!! Wait until Reddit sees it, too! I'll get sooooo many heccin updoots, it'll be insane! And heh, not to imagine how impressed the wifey will be when she sees how cool I can look, eating my fries while beating her son in a game of Mario Party! I bet she'll be SOOOOO impressed with my cool moves and skills! Heh, I bet she'll even let me sleep with her again tonight! Dude this is an iconic life-changing gamechanger! I wonder if there's a Pride Month version?"

 

[Grodd]

Mmmmm goyslop while playing overpriced shitty games, my favourite!

 

[deleted fren]

we are hitting goyslop amalgamation levels we never thought possible

This is what happens when your will to live is entirely reliant on consumerism.

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Mmmmm goyslop while playing overpriced shitty games, my favourite!

 

[Fukumine]

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jfl...if I'm going to eat fries at least have them be from In N Out, Wendys or Whataburger, not McTroonalds.

 

[Fukumine]

Mmmmm goyslop while playing overpriced shitty games, my favourite!

 

[Fukumine]

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"WOOOOW!!! A heccin 3d printed FRIES HOLDER!!!??? Dude I have to tell my wife, her boyfriend and my wife's children about this!!! Wait until Reddit sees it, too! I'll get sooooo many heccin updoots, it'll be insane! And heh, not to imagine how impressed the wifey will be when she sees how cool I can look, eating my fries while beating her son in a game of Mario Party! I bet she'll be SOOOOO impressed with my cool moves and skills! Heh, I bet she'll even let me sleep with her again tonight! Dude this is an iconic life-changing gamechanger! I wonder if there's a Pride Month version?"

Too accurate.

 

[deleted fren]

This is something i would've begged my parents to buy me when i was 13

These are eternal adult children. Their only goals are satisfying dreams they had as children. It's ridiculous these mental midgets get to make more money than us

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"WOOOOW!!! A heccin 3d printed FRIES HOLDER!!!??? Dude I have to tell my wife, her boyfriend and my wife's children about this!!! Wait until Reddit sees it, too! I'll get sooooo many heccin updoots, it'll be insane! And heh, not to imagine how impressed the wifey will be when she sees how cool I can look, eating my fries while beating her son in a game of Mario Party! I bet she'll be SOOOOO impressed with my cool moves and skills! Heh, I bet she'll even let me sleep with her again tonight! Dude this is an iconic life-changing gamechanger! I wonder if there's a Pride Month version?"

jfl

 

[starystulejarz]

I hope grease will get into their controllers and will have to replace them

 

[Lonelyus]

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And get grease all over the controller?

 

[deleted fren]

I hope grease will get into their controllers and will have to replace them

And get grease all over the controller?

it's amazing they didn't consider this

 

[anotherwastedlife]

These are eternal adult children. Their only goals are satisfying dreams they had as children. It's ridiculous these mental midgets get to make more money than us

Indeed