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Newcel terminology dump please?

Blanche Mort

Blanche Mort

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I've been an incel my whole life, but I'm only now joining this forum, and it would be nice to be filled in on some of the terminology. Would probably be useful for other Newcels coming to the forum, too.
 
No, lurk harder nigga
 
Its over for terminologycels :lul::lul::lul:
 
Chad - 8/10+ male

Normie - male who isn't an incel

Stacy - 8/10+ female

Femoid - female

LDAR - lay down and rot

ER - to commit a mass shooting (Elliot Rodger)

It's over - it's over for you, you can't get a gf

JFL - Just Fucking LOL

Notice how I am the only one who posted that but all others want to feel like some sort of normie or chad by being the 10000th person to gang up on another incel on this forum? Gate-keeping in a cheeky and blue pilled way doesn't make you a chad
 
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GF - to commit genocide on all of those scientist and barney pricks calling me a retaRD.
 
Chad - 8/10+ male

Normie - male who isn't an incel

Stacy - 8/10+ female

Femoid - female

LDAR - lay down and rot

ER - to commit a mass shooting (Elliot Rodger)

Notice how I am the only one who posted that but all others want to feel like some sort of normie or chad by being the 10000th person to gang up on another incel on this forum? Gate-keeping in a cheeky and blue pilled way doesn't make you a chad
you're an annoying dickhead. you were just talking shit in another thread now you think you're a nice guy stfu.
 
you're an annoying dickhead. you were just talking shit in another thread now you think you're a nice guy stfu.

For actually posting that instead of snobbishly ganging up on another user? Lmao, I was shit talking one of the users like that on the other thread, who try to be an ultra-normie by insulting others on an incel website, now fuck off with your ultra-cope
 
you're an annoying dickhead. you were just talking shit in another thread now you think you're a nice guy stfu.
JFL
its over for hypocritecels kek
For actually posting that instead of snobbishly ganging up on another user? Lmao, I was shit talking one of the users like that on the other thread, who try to be an ultra-normie by insulting others on an incel website, now fuck off with your ultra-cope
Why the fuck should we make it easy for people to pick up the lingo? It has been made apparent you left for a while so maybe you haven't noticed the increase in guest viewing everything. All these normies and cucks are trying to examine us to write up some dumb bullshit about us so why make it easier for them? If he is a true incel than he will have no where else to go than here and eventually learn it all by lurking.
 
JFL
its over for hypocritecels kek
it's over for omgweredoomedcels.
JFL
its over for hypocritecels kek

Why the fuck should we make it easy for people to pick up the lingo? It has been made apparent you left for a while so maybe you haven't noticed the increase in guest viewing everything. All these normies and cucks are trying to examine us to write up some dumb bullshit about us so why make it easier for them? If he is a true incel than he will have no where else to go than here and eventually learn it all by lurking.
LURKcel confirmed.
 
For actually posting that instead of snobbishly ganging up on another user? Lmao, I was shit talking one of the users like that on the other thread, who try to be an ultra-normie by insulting others on an incel website, now fuck off with your ultra-cope
is that all you say? cope? thats what you just said to the other guy who was trying to commiserate with us. let me guess you're going to block me too pussy? if the guy wants to know the terminology he can look it up no one here feels like typing out a dictionary of phrases. i learned it all on my own. if you want to learn you'll learn if not fuck off.
 
yup I lurked like a month and a half before I made an account
Idk if a bait or not but i did too kek LURKcel here. lurked like a motherfucker until I got the balls to register and then I got BANNED for spam lol.
 
JFL
its over for hypocritecels kek

Why the fuck should we make it easy for people to pick up the lingo? It has been made apparent you left for a while so maybe you haven't noticed the increase in guest viewing everything. All these normies and cucks are trying to examine us to write up some dumb bullshit about us so why make it easier for them? If he is a true incel than he will have no where else to go than here and eventually learn it all by lurking.

1. There is no hypocrisy to be found here

2. Why gate-keep? It's not a good cope to want to be the "chad" or "normie" on an incel website and /r/incels had a terminology list
 
Idk if a bait or not but i did too kek LURKcel here. lurked like a motherfucker until I got the balls to register and then I got BANNED for spam lol.
Naw Im not lying I found this site in December, I just didn't want to make an account cause of the email thing. I eventually got off my lazy ass and made a fake email just for this site kek
1. There is no hypocrisy to be found here

2. Why gate-keep? It's not a good cope to want to be the "chad" or "normie" on an incel website and /r/incels had a terminology list
Did /r/incels get the attention this site got from mainstream media? And who said anything about being chad or normie on this site? We should be wary of new incel because they can be cucktears or normies in disguise. I don't trust a 9 post user who is asking for an easy guide.
 
Why gate-keep?
Cucc
 
Naw Im not lying I found this site in December, I just didn't want to make an account cause of the email thing. I eventually got off my lazy ass and made a fake email just for this site kek
even made a fake email


that's what I'd typically do but I went in with a naked dick with my real email.

God have mercy on my soul.
 
even made a fake email


that's what I'd typically do but I went in with a naked dick with my real email.

God have mercy on my soul.

its over, when the email record gets leaked kek
 
its over, when the email record gets leaked kek
Nah bro it's already over. In the light of recent events everyone I meet knows I'm an incel.
I'm not good at "fitting in" if you know what I mean.
 
improper thought = toxic
toxic = entitled
entitled = problematic
problematic = hateful
hateful = exclusionary
exclusionary = privileged

thought criminal = neckbeard
neckbeard = manchild
manchild = douchenozzle
douchenozzle = misogynist
misogynist = unfuckable loser
unfuckable loser = cis-male
cis-male = edgelord
edgelord = oppressor
oppressor = small-dicked nerd
small-dicked nerd = terrorist
terrorist = white man
white man = basement dweller

These will give you a good introduction to the proper, approved, and correct ways of engaging in the discourse here at hopecels.me. I hope y'all learned something!

EDIT: wow, this blew up
 
improper thought = toxic
toxic = entitled
entitled = problematic
problematic = hateful
hateful = exclusionary
exclusionary = privileged

thought criminal = neckbeard
neckbeard = manchild
manchild = douchenozzle
douchenozzle = misogynist
misogynist = unfuckable loser
unfuckable loser = cis-male
cis-male = edgelord
edgelord = oppressor
oppressor = small-dicked nerd
small-dicked nerd = terrorist
terrorist = white man
white man = basement dweller

These will give you a good introduction to the proper, approved, and correct ways of engaging in the discourse here at hopecels.me. I hope y'all learned something!

EDIT: wow, this blew up

ethnic = crybaby
nigger = crackers have it wayyy easier
curry = fucking whites are volcels
 
ethnic = crybaby
nigger = crackers have it wayyy easier
curry = fucking whites are volcels

Female hopecels should be allowed to have preferences. Brown skin is beautiful when it's mine.
 
are you on crack

I am just showing newcels the new face of Incels©. If you want to hop aboard the progress train to a happy and welcoming tomorrow, some changes will have to be made to the longstanding tolerance of discriminatory and abusive behavior. All new registrants will use at least 3 approved terms per post.

©Reddit, Inc.
 
I am just showing newcels the new face of Incels©. If you want to hop aboard the progress train to a happy and welcoming tomorrow, some changes will have to be made to the longstanding tolerance of discriminatory and abusive behavior. All new registrants will use at least 3 approved terms per post.

what the fuck are you talking about.

All newcels learn shit as they go. That's how I've done it. That's how they prove they're not IT agents.

This prick is probably one of them so you're just wasting time.
Still doesn't cover the quirk remarks tbh tbh


I'd immediately abandon all of them and begin talking like a civilized cuck.
lemme show you all the quirks and features of this brand new incel me website. And then I'm gonna give it a virginscore.
for more information visit go-fuck-yourself.com.
 
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what the fuck are you talking about.

All newcels learn shit as they go. That's how I've done it. That's how they prove they're not IT agents.

This prick is probably one of them so you're just wasting time.

Posts made in the past are not representative of the bold new dawn of love, self-care, and respect that will open over our hardened hearts. I am sure I speak for all good humans when I make clear that slurs like "roasty", " Elliot Rogers", "it is over" are not OK. If incel-identifying folk expect to adapt, they will have to prove themselves capable of rooting out prejudice and error.

I would like to see threads about good local pot dispensaries and superhero fanfiction. Not "blackened pills" and "Alex Minassian".

Join us.

Join us.

Join us.
 
Posts made in the past are not representative of the bold new dawn of love, self-care, and respect that will open over our hardened hearts. I am sure I speak for all good humans when I make clear that slurs like "roasty", " Elliot Rogers", "it is over" are not OK. If incel-identifying folk expect to adapt, they will have to prove themselves capable of rooting out prejudice and error.

I would like to see threads about good local pot dispensaries and superhero fanfiction. Not "blackened pills" and "Alex Minassian".

Join us.

Join us.

Join us.
hey fuck you man.
 
I still have no clue what a neek is, I've never heard of it on any incel forum and I can't ever figure it out even in context.
 
I still have no clue what a neek is, I've never heard of it on any incel forum and I can't ever figure it out even in context.
you'll eventually figure it out man, you'll figure it out my dude.
 

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