NSFW NEW way to masturbate

[Wombles]

Sit on ur hand for like 5 minutes use other hand to wrap it around your cock and it'll feel dead so when u masturbate it feels like someone else is doing it i name this sleeping beauty.
As always I'll leave with my signature poem.

Next time you masturbate
Or what the English call it wank
Remember you save on a date
And save on some stinky rodent skank
So next time you see the name Wombles give me a THANKS!

~Wombles

 

[HAPPY HONKLERWEEN]

dnr

 

[Sloth.Belgrade]

 

[cinderogre]

Sit on ur hand for like 5 minutes use other hand to wrap it around your cock and it'll feel dead so when u masturbate it feels like someone else is doing it i name this sleeping beauty.
As always I'll leave with my signature poem.

Next time you masturbate
Or what the English call it wank
Remember you save on a date
And save on some stinky rodent skank
So next time you see the name Wombles give me a THANKS!

~Wombles

i dont understand anything

 

[JucheApologist]

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Repost if you are a truecel

 

[Left4DeadDarkie]

Next time you masturbate
Or what the English call it wank
Remember you save on a date
And save on some stinky rodent skank
So next time you see the name Wombles give me a THANKS!

~Wombles

 

[Wombles]

i dont understand anything

It makes sense but I'll explain it clearer brocel so sit on ur right hand and a bit of the forearm for 5 minutes to ten minutes then use ur left arm to place your right hand which is numb around your cock then try and masturbate with that right hand that way It feels like someone else is doing it get it?

 

[Left4DeadDarkie]

I've tried that and my hand wouldn't fall asleep

 

[Wombles]

I've tried that and my hand wouldn't fall asleep

Sit on it for longer and a bit of the arm. Sit on it for as long as it goes numb.

 

[Kinkcel1]

It's over.

 

[Animecel2D]

Repost if you are a truecel

 

[Horatio1]

Sounds like a brief reprieve before the numbness goes away in 1-5 minutes tops

 

[opioidcel]

While Chad fucks a new girl everyday trucel is busy finding a way to make his hand go numb to make his wank sessions more "realistic"

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Sounds like a brief reprieve before the numbness goes away in 1-5 minutes tops

 

[psyop]

Or what the English call it wank

Lol

 

[Biowaste Removal]

I've tried that and my hand wouldn't fall asleep

 

[Da_Yunez]

Sit on ur hand for like 5 minutes use other hand to wrap it around your cock and it'll feel dead so when u masturbate it feels like someone else is doing it i name this sleeping beauty.
As always I'll leave with my signature poem.

Next time you masturbate
Or what the English call it wank
Remember you save on a date
And save on some stinky rodent skank
So next time you see the name Wombles give me a THANKS!

~Wombles

easiest actual way to do it, is to do it slowly with your non dominant hand, or the hand you dont use to jerk off, called the stranger.

 

[allDead]

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[Todd Thundercock]

THANKS!

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Sit on it for longer and a bit of the arm. Sit on it for as long as it goes numb.

Gay

 

[based_meme]

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I tried this but all that happened

is that my hand went numb and then instead of masturbating I started blasting and singing along with linkin park's numb

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEERE

 

[packardD]

While Chad fucks a new girl everyday trucel is busy finding a way to make his hand go numb to make his wank sessions more "realistic"

 

[Wombles]

While Chad fucks a new girl everyday trucel is busy finding a way to make his hand go numb to make his wank sessions more "realistic"

Never began.

 

[MRHK_57]

Post a video tutorial. /jk

 

[Grodd]

dnr

 

[Britbong.Belgrade]

Bookmarked

 

[Manzokunai]

I don’t understand

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

i dont understand anything

He's giving us advice on how to wank. Dude is beyond gay

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Bookmarked

Lmao

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Literally GrAY

 

[ChadBolGang]

I've tried that and my hand wouldn't fall asleep

I've had the same experience

 

[Wombles]

I've had the same experience

I don’t understand

Brocels look at this reply and follow the steps

 

[Wombles]

Sit on it for longer and a bit of the arm. Sit on it for as long as it goes numb.

Sit on ur hand for as long as it takes to go numb this isn't rocket science this masturbation.

 

[Manzokunai]

Brocels look at this reply and follow the steps

おっけ

 

[eliya]

While Chad fucks a new girl everyday trucel is busy finding a way to make his hand go numb to make his wank sessions more "realistic"

 

[over_department]

Just fuck your gf

 

[Wombles]

5head.

Just fuck your gf

 

[Emba]

THANKS!

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Jfl they talked about this on the inbetweeners I believe

Definitely worth a try though

 

[Wombles]

Jfl they talked about this on the inbetweeners I believe

Definitely worth a try though

I wish I had a friend group like Jay also who self inserted themselves as will he got the hottest chick's whilst being the caricature of soy jfl.

 

[Emba]

Just grab a hand from the freezer bro. It's literally like using someone else's hand

 

[Wombles]

Just grab a hand from the freezer bro. It's literally like using someone else's hand

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

I wish I had a friend group like Jay also who self inserted themselves as will he got the hottest chick's whilst being the caricature of soy jfl.

Same

I'd rather have friends then a relationship with a foid.

 

[Failmale]

maybe you could wrap elastic bands around your wrist to make it go numb easier but that sounds risky

 

[Wombles]

maybe you could wrap elastic bands around your wrist to make it go numb easier but that sounds risky

That would require alot of elastic bands brocels plus you don't want to cut blood access to the hands and have them fall of just numb them.

 

[Neucher.Belgrade]

instructions unclear