(The following is complete satire and a parody of incel rhetoric)
Here I bring you a new Saint!!
Meet St. Joel Cauchi (JC), 5'7 40 year old
"He wanted a girlfriend and he's got no social skills and he was frustrated out of his brain," he added, when asked about why his son may have targeted women."
-his father
You may ask...isn't he a faggot? He may as well be faggot, bi, or straight. What mattered is his WILLPOWER and skills!!....Besides having too much willpower to be "stabbed in the back" of course.
From there, we can see, he was desperately grabbing for attention on Facebook, asking for people to meetup
Any incels who have been "trycels" know exactly this feeling, the helpless feeling of trying to hook people in, yet, it is as futile as an astronaut falling into a black hole.
"Swedish gf pls?"
Having lived to 40, he was sick of it all; he studied the blade (on Google) while normies are having fun and enjoying their lives. 5 of them (one pakistani guard) would find out that they won't be the ones having fun in the day, but "fun" itself was outsourced to a bigger bidder.
"Commando OP pls nerf"
Having been looking for a girlfriend and failing, and blessing by the Wifi of the Supreme Gentleman himself, Joel immediately turned on his "foid finder" radar.
www.telegraph.co.uk
With just a small, pathetic knife, and with the assistance of his schizo "devil" just like Nikolas Cruz had, he went Trevor mode (in GTA 5), physically rearranged the atomic elements of 6 mall-walkers. The smell of iron soon filled the air, his rampage was cut short by a fast flying metallic ball launched by the Dumb BlondeTM
No Jannah for you!
Final killstreak:6
Reward: precision airstrike
"Harrier is waiting for your mark. I repeat, harrier is waiting for your mark."
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Here I bring you a new Saint!!
Meet St. Joel Cauchi (JC), 5'7 40 year old
"He wanted a girlfriend and he's got no social skills and he was frustrated out of his brain," he added, when asked about why his son may have targeted women."
-his father
You may ask...isn't he a faggot? He may as well be faggot, bi, or straight. What mattered is his WILLPOWER and skills!!....Besides having too much willpower to be "stabbed in the back" of course.
From there, we can see, he was desperately grabbing for attention on Facebook, asking for people to meetup
Any incels who have been "trycels" know exactly this feeling, the helpless feeling of trying to hook people in, yet, it is as futile as an astronaut falling into a black hole.
"Swedish gf pls?"
Having lived to 40, he was sick of it all; he studied the blade (on Google) while normies are having fun and enjoying their lives. 5 of them (one pakistani guard) would find out that they won't be the ones having fun in the day, but "fun" itself was outsourced to a bigger bidder.
"Commando OP pls nerf"
Having been looking for a girlfriend and failing, and blessing by the Wifi of the Supreme Gentleman himself, Joel immediately turned on his "foid finder" radar.
Sydney knifeman who targeted women ‘was desperate for a girlfriend’
Police confirm Joel Cauchi sought out women in attack at a shopping centre in Bondi Junction on Saturday
www.telegraph.co.uk
With just a small, pathetic knife, and with the assistance of his schizo "devil" just like Nikolas Cruz had, he went Trevor mode (in GTA 5), physically rearranged the atomic elements of 6 mall-walkers. The smell of iron soon filled the air, his rampage was cut short by a fast flying metallic ball launched by the Dumb BlondeTM
No Jannah for you!
Final killstreak:6
Reward: precision airstrike
"Harrier is waiting for your mark. I repeat, harrier is waiting for your mark."
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