New Overwatch update brings 5 hero's at once to the game

[Spooky_Heejin]

The new tank is busted, it's just shooting at her shield simulator. Emre (DPS) is fun, it's nice to have a dps that's like Baptiste. I like burst fired weapons. Anran (DPS) is tolerable, although being lit on fire is annoying since it makes it difficult to see shit. Mizuki (Support) is alright, but his healings suck when you have tanks that take a lot of damage. Jetpack cat (healer) should be deleted from the game to be honest. His mobility is too fucking high.

TLDR: Game is still goyslop wokeness, I don't think the update is good enough to bring people back. @BasedGoyslopReviews You played a lot of this game, what do you think?

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

The new support is Indian. At least she has big boobs.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

I didnt know they had come out brocel. I havent played the game in half a year. I thought from the sound of it that jetpack cat would be bad. Ngl now im kind of curious to see them first hand

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

damn. Huge Kshatriya milkers
im actually kind of surprised they release these characters with so much non-liberal body positivity sex appeal at first. Juno was released with a huge ass and she even had pussy outlines
people posted her camel toe on reddit and soon enough it got removed
considering most employees at blizzard are women and lgbt, im surprised they have the nerve.
sex sells. Other games tend to release bloated bulldyke women and they flop hard

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I didnt know they had come out brocel. I havent played the game in half a year. I thought from the sound of it that jetpack cat would be bad. Ngl now im kind of curious to see them first hand

Well if you used to think it was ok in certain aspects, you might like the update. The new tank while annoying to play against is a lot of fun to play as. It makes tanking actually enjoyable since you're able to protect your team from dive really easily and her gun deals massive damage.

Yeah, jetpack cat is as bad as it sounds. His ultimate lets him grapple enemies regardless of size and throw them off the edge of the map.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

i noticed that aspen, the hole streamer, has 22k viewers right now. Ragefuel. C9 hired her when she was a mere Masters rank and of no good to anybody, simply bc somebody in c9 wanted to groom and fuck her

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

damn. Huge Kshatriya milkers
im actually kind of surprised they release these characters with so much non-liberal body positivity sex appeal at first.

I'm surprised too. I think they learned that making disgusting tranny characters like Venture isn't popular, regardless of how ridiculously overpowered the tranny freak is.

Juno was released with a huge ass and she even had pussy outlines
people posted her camel toe on reddit and soon enough it got removed
considering most employees at blizzard are women and lgbt, im surprised they have the nerve.
sex sells. Other games tend to release bloated bulldyke women and they flop hard

My sister who now works at an AI facility told me that the DEI hires are usually put into positions like HR, or are receptionists, meanwhile it's the non-DEI people working in the back on the computers doing the actual work. That's probably why the characters aren't super woke, although keep in mind not a single white male character was added out of the 5 characters added. Emre is turkish, not white but he speaks Finnish.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

are all the heros free. Is anything paywalled. I might have to try out for old times sake

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

are all the heros free. Is anything paywalled. I might have to try out for old times sake

All are free. Queue times are super short since there's a new hero in each role. You're guaranteed to try out one of the new hero's if you play in 5v5. New interface sucks shit though, took me like 2 minutes to figure out how to start the game.

i noticed that aspen, the hole streamer, has 22k viewers right now. Ragefuel. C9 hired her when she was a mere Masters rank and of no good to anybody, simply bc somebody in c9 wanted to groom and fuck her

C9? What's that?

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

I'm surprised too. I think they learned that making disgusting tranny characters like Venture isn't popular, regardless of how ridiculously overpowered the tranny freak is.

yea that shit really pissed me off. both concept wise and how unfair it was. That tranny char just gets to choose who to jump, deal 250dmg combo (that was eventually nerfed) all while having pretty much 0 vulnerability window. If your teammates didnt have 0.5s recation time with their abilities to help whoever gets jumped by the tranny, it was an elim u can do nothing about

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

All are free. Queue times are super short since there's a new hero in each role. You're guaranteed to try out one of the new hero's if you play in 5v5. New interface sucks shit though, took me like 2 minutes to figure out how to start the game.

C9? What's that?

cloud 9. massive esports team in many games, like csgo and league and overwatch and valorant
this esports team hired a masters support hero one trick, because she was a 17 year old foid

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

karens who claim women dont get the same amount of opportunity wont touch this

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

yea that shit really pissed me off. both concept wise and how unfair it was. That tranny char just gets to choose who to jump, deal 250dmg combo (that was eventually nerfed) all while having pretty much 0 vulnerability window. If your teammates didnt have 0.5s recation time with their abilities to help whoever gets jumped by the tranny, it was an elim u can do nothing about

Exactly. She would just basically instakill any supports and damage hero's instantly. Despite being this broken, almost no one plays the it/thing. People would rather play an attractive foid that's not as good than to play the tranny freak.

cloud 9. massive esports team in many games, like csgo and league and overwatch and valorant
this esports team hired a masters support hero one trick, because she was a 17 year old foid

I'm not shocked to be honest. I wasn't too impressed with her, I remember watching her do 1v1's with her fans as Juno and she was losing constantly against gold and platinum players. It seems like the only reason she's a high rank is because her competent teammates carry her.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

I'm not shocked to be honest. I wasn't too impressed with her, I remember watching her do 1v1's with her fans as Juno and she was losing constantly against gold and platinum players. It seems like the only reason she's a high rank is because her competent teammates carry her.

oh dude she was lightyears worse when she got picked up. like i said some exec or something just wanted to rail her

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

foids like her live life on tutorial mode
they are just the perfect generic mould to be given success everywhere
simpbaiting on twitch; overpaid career for existing; contracts despite being mediocre; she even started to dress more like a typical ewhore

 

[AntisocialNihilist]

Lord, this game has went to absolute shit ever since that one guy quit, the one who forbid magic.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

she was so hot
and sfm/blender porn made this game alive 5 more years than it otherwise would

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Power creep is definitory of GaaScaca

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Power creep is definitory of GaaScaca

What?

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Lord, this game has went to absolute shit ever since that one guy quit, the one who forbid magic.

I wish they never shut down Overwatch 1.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

foids like her live life on tutorial mode
they are just the perfect generic mould to be given success everywhere
simpbaiting on twitch; overpaid career for existing; contracts despite being mediocre; she even started to dress more like a typical ewhore

Typical with gaming foids it seems. She isn't even entertaining. She's always playing with Frogger and I can't stand listening to her speak.

oh dude she was lightyears worse when she got picked up. like i said some exec or something just wanted to rail her

The lengths men go to for sex with a mid woman.

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she was so hot
and sfm/blender porn made this game alive 5 more years than it otherwise would

If it wasn't for r34 I wouldn't even know this game exists.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Power creep is definitory of GaaScaca

The new tank is busted

 

[deinodo]

jetpack cat is the only fun one so far

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

jetpack cat is the only fun one so far

I like JPC, but it feels like his heels suck even when I hit my shots. I like Emre though, he's pretty cool but I think Bastion is still much better.

 

[VλREN]

The new support is Indian. At least she has big boobs.
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Lifefuel for rule 34 niggas

 

[St3v3Cel]

Lifefuel for rule 34 niggas

They never should have scrapped the story mode. Overwatch has to be one of the biggest fumbles in gaming history.

 

[slavcel11]

didn't happen until rule 34 content makers have caught up

 

[PersonaPimp]

Dead game.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Lifefuel for rule 34 niggas

shes so fucking stacked

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

one of the things that upsets me most about OW is the loss of pristine sound design.
The game used to have impeccable audio clarity.
What do i mean by this.
You would have 12 players clashing, popping ults and 2 abilities every few sceonds, sometimes 10 things happen in the spawn of 2 seconds, voicelines and sound effects going off, and you could STILL clearly hear the sound of widows heels clicking somewhere.
You could tell apart each thing happening, and which direction its happening. The sounds were made concise and unique enough to differentiate during action.
But now? There are too many lingering sound effects. Too many long ults, lasers, deployables, beams and continuous sounds, the whole thing gets obstructed while those are happening.

 

[God's Lonely Man]

Wait people still play overwatch?

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Wait people still play overwatch?

big update came out and yea, idk if its the porn keeping it alive or what

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

the new dps character, Emre, is very weak. He inside of his ult, cannot outdps the fucking jetpack cat who is a healer. Ofc they released the White male character as the weakest one.
Also reminds me of OW balancing crisis where support characters can out-duel and sometimes outDPS the actual damage role characters. Dps role is a clown role sadly. Matches get decided as follows: Tank performance > healer performance > dps. If the first 2 are diffing the dps can go sniff glue and still win the match

 

[Grodd]

Game is fine i've been enjoying it but still has problems

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

View: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2695606843?t=4h31m10s

bro wtf is OW at this point
imagine doing this with a widow flank
pair it up with disruptive tank like wreckingball
instant dismantle of any kind of defensive formation

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

ok so allegedly foids and troons buy majority of OW skins, statistically speaking
this is why the game caters to foids and is trooncoded
they dgaf about balance and good competitive game, they want casual foids to be content and buy the 35th Mercy skin

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

ok so allegedly foids and troons buy majority of OW skins, statistically speaking
this is why the game caters to foids and is trooncoded
they dgaf about balance and good competitive game, they want casual foids to be content and buy the 35th Mercy skin

idk i think troons are all barely employed which is why they're constantly asking random people to house them or pay their rent

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

idk i think troons are all barely employed which is why they're constantly asking random people to house them or pay their rent

alright foids then
some recent stats said foids are 80% of online purchases
this is why the game is all gurl power now

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Foidwatch seems to have no understanding of burst weapons and how to balance them
Emre has no damage
i tried him, i watched Dafran try him (arguably best overall OW player) and he has 0 kill potential in most openings.

look at how many times enemy Ana gets dinked and still lives. At least 6. Ashe would only need 2 dinks to pick up the kill.
Burst weapons are supposed to have more damage per bullet than full auto, bcuz of the nature of bursting. 1) its unrealistic to expect to land all shots in a burst in the same place ur aiming for, due to kick, and 2) theres downtime between bursts. Something that CoD and other games have understood for decades.
So in OW where shields exist, suppose a squishy is out of cover for 2 seconds, and u successfuly click on the head, congrats, that 1 burst dealt 40 or 80 damage compared to ashe's 150. An absolute wet fart. In games like this, slow burn type damage is bad bcuz healing is readily available.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

alright foids then
some recent stats said foids are 80% of online purchases
this is why the game is all gurl power now

that sucks, they were all supposed to be playing candy crush

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

fake dps (Emre) vs real dps (Ashe)
the dif is night and day

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

the new dps character, Emre, is very weak. He inside of his ult, cannot outdps the fucking jetpack cat who is a healer. Ofc they released the White male character as the weakest one.
Also reminds me of OW balancing crisis where support characters can out-duel and sometimes outDPS the actual damage role characters. Dps role is a clown role sadly. Matches get decided as follows: Tank performance > healer performance > dps. If the first 2 are diffing the dps can go sniff glue and still win the match

Yeah he's pretty shit. I only play Baptiste and noticed right away that Baptiste has a faster TTK than Emre. It's a shame he sucks. Although he isn't white, he's turkish. I guess it's close to white.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

look at how many times enemy Ana gets dinked and still lives. At least 6. Ashe would only need 2 dinks to pick up the kill.
Burst weapons are supposed to have more damage per bullet than full auto, bcuz of the nature of bursting. 1) its unrealistic to expect to land all shots in a burst in the same place ur aiming for, due to kick, and 2) theres downtime between bursts. Something that CoD and other games have understood for decades.
So in OW where shields exist, suppose a squishy is out of cover for 2 seconds, and u successfuly click on the head, congrats, that 1 burst dealt 40 or 80 damage compared to ashe's 150. An absolute wet fart. In games like this, slow burn type damage is bad bcuz healing is readily available.

It's pathetic that Baptiste has a better chance at killing that Ana than a pure DPS.

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fake dps (Emre) vs real dps (Ashe)
the dif is night and day

My controller would be in my tv after that.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

ok so allegedly foids and troons buy majority of OW skins, statistically speaking
this is why the game caters to foids and is trooncoded
they dgaf about balance and good competitive game, they want casual foids to be content and buy the 35th Mercy skin

I occasionally buy skins but not many show up for characters I like. I recently bought the combat medic skin for baptiste a few months ago, looks good. I also bought the Jazzy skin for Lucio too. I haven't bought anything else for a long time now.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

that sucks, they were all supposed to be playing candy crush

the foids have breached our vidya and the consequences are disastrous. Now games have to be safespaces, and games have to inspire friendship or whatever the fuck, rather than be good. I just watched your signature video of mr. beast and pewds jfl made me kek irl

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

this game is best known for its goonslop. These are ingame screenshots. Why teh fuck is her ass so huge. Look at pic 1 closely. you can see an imprint of a cameltoe pussy

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

mercy pocket boost
a few headshots
still no kill.
this nigga needs a 40% dmg buff to be viable and i bet blizzard will give him like 10%

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

blizzard is actually dumb as fuck for letting GOATS meta run amock for 3 years or so, right after triple tank and quad tank metas.
They had big long-term esports deals for their game, and they didnt make the metas be entertaining. Genuinely such low IQ company in that regard. They could have looked at stats, which kind of plays on which characters get the most soc. media traction. Which the least. Watchtime metrics on twitch as well. And then buff those characers so that u get entertaining matches.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

just played some ow
it was all palletable until I ran into the ultimate raid boss of low plat elo (what im right now while doing placements)
torb turret on payload inside of a winston bubble.
plats cannot beat this.
this 2 ability combo can let the other 3 teammates go afk and plats will still lose to this. top rub more salt into the wound their other dps was symmetra. So it was just 0 skill braindead turret afk mouthbreather galore

 

[sbccel]

I wanna fuck Domina