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STARTUPS WITH STACY CEO's (you will lose your money)

Meet Elizabeth Holmes - the degenerate roastie used her charm, good looks, astronomical Stacy SMV and nothing else to trick investorcels who were trying to moneymaxxx & investormaxxx and defrauded them of millions of dollars using her company Theranos.

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STARTUPS WITH Chad CEO's (you will lose your money)

Meet Adam Neumann - this sexhaver used his charm, good looks, greek god tier 6'4 height and nothing else to trick investorcels who were trying to moneymaxxx and defrauded them of millions of dollars using his company Wework.

TL:DR - never invest in a startup which has a chad tier or stacy tier CEO - you will lose all your money MOST OF THE TIME. But rather invest in a business venture run by a guy with subhuman tier looks. You will get a higher Return On Investment
1200px Steve Jobs Headshot 2010 CROP2
 
CEO's are still always tall :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
 
When I invest in a company, I look at the number of Females holding director positions there.

if that number isn't 0, I immediately short it.
 
Lol at Elizabeth Holmes - she was trying to Stevejobsmax and lowoctavemax (she spoke in a weirdly low deep voice when in her "theranos CEO" persona, but is on video in informal settings speaking in a much higher voice. She also basically hounded her chief technical guy into suicide by trying to make him make the magical theranos tech actually work, whilst she was faking running the company with conventional blood testing. The impossible task he was told and bullied into trying to perform ended up with his suicide.

Also she is now engaged to some ultra wealthy hotel empire heir, despite potentially facing 20 years in jail for massive fraud (probably won't serve 1 day and will just have charges dropped).

Proof that its impossible to fail as a woman.
 
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so basically invest in companies run by nerds or jews?
 
When I invest in a company, I look at the number of Females holding director positions there.

if that number isn't 0, I immediately short it.
Warren Buffet + Bill Gates IQ
Lol at Elizabeth Holmes - she was trying to Stevejobsmax and lowoctavemax (she spoke in a weirdly low deep voice when in her "theranos CEO" persona, but is on video in informal settings speaking in a much higher voice. She also basically hounded her chief technical guy into suicide by trying to make him make the magical theranos tech actually work, whilst she was faking running the company with conventional blood testing. The impossible task he was told and bullied into trying to perform ended up with his suicide.
Jfl at LowOctaveMaxxxing
I feel sad for the STEMcel who roped after being hounded by Holmes. Its yet another example of a foid (holmes) trying to LARP as a man (steve jobs) and failing miserably
 
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so basically invest in companies run by nerds or jews?

The merchants don't generally create wealth, they merely relocate it from one person to another (themselves usually). Thats what banking essentially is, loaning other peoples money and getting paid to do so.
 
I have new found respect for ceocels
 
you can trust these subhuman jews at Blackrock to make you money
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When I invest in a company, I look at the number of Females holding director positions there.

if that number isn't 0, I immediately short it.

And? How is that going? Are you collecting stats on those bets you're making? Not only obvious ones like how often the bet works in your favor, but also stats like the rate of stock decline with the number of female directors etc.
 
99% of start-ups are scams anyway

never invest in one, ever
 
And? How is that going? Are you collecting stats on those bets you're making? Not only obvious ones like how often the bet works in your favor, but also stats like the rate of stock decline with the number of female directors etc.
This data would be very telling - it would help if this could actually be quantifiable
99% of start-ups are scams anyway

never invest in one, ever
Based Based Based
 
6'2 is average
Maybe some halo effect of

6'2+ guy = dominant = trustworthy = lets invest is his startup

Also

Sub 6'0 guy = creepy = untrustworthy = inkwell = lets never invest in his startup
 
Maybe some halo effect of

6'2+ guy = dominant = trustworthy = lets invest is his startup

Also

Sub 6'0 guy = creepy = untrustworthy = inkwell = lets never invest in his startup

Yeah pretty much height halo is real.
 
How do you height maxx when your growth plates are closed?
Brutal GrowthPlatePill
Maybe some good old fashioned bone breaking leg lengthening surgery? (I admit its a bit extreme but its all there is)
 
Brutal GrowthPlatePill
Maybe some good old fashioned bone breaking leg lengthening surgery? (I admit its a bit extreme but its all there is)

Nah.

Is posturemaxxing legit? I have horrible fucking posture if I'm being honest. I do see a massage therapist though and I have been gettong work done on my muscles.
 
Nah.

Is posturemaxxing legit? I have horrible fucking posture if I'm being honest. I do see a massage therapist though and I have been gettong work done on my muscles.
Hahahaha
I cant help but ask King,
Do your massages have a happy ending? :feelsgah: :feelsgah:

Also - PostureMaxxxing is an accurate science - good posture displays dominance and foids like that shit
 
Steve Jobs was not a subhuman. And Bill Gates is pretty good looking..
 
Hahahaha
I cant help but ask King,
Do your massages have a happy ending? :feelsgah: :feelsgah:

Also - PostureMaxxxing is an accurate science - good posture displays dominance and foids like that shit

har har no happy ending
 
Their CEO has been a foid since 2014.
Thats why their GPU's are no as good as nvidia's jfl

Also the foid is just the "face" of AMD and is kinda like a puppet - men make the real decisions and then tell the foid what to parrot out to the media during press conferences
har har no happy ending
A massage with a happy ending would be based and probably do wonders for your esteem and mental disposition
 
Thats why their GPU's are no as good as nvidia's jfl
True they're lagging there, but they're a bit smaller than Nvidia and they also design CPUs. In fact they've routed Intel with their CPU lineup since 2017 so it's just the matter of allocating engineering resources. Anyway, I'm happy with my investment in AMD and their foid CEO has been making me money so she's fine by me.
 

Let's see:
  • No jawline.
  • No eyebrow ridge.
  • Non-hunter eyes.
  • Feminine traits in general.
Yep, he's just SO good-looking! Women would line up to fuck him even if he was dirt poor. /s
Based analysis
Compared to the tech nerds in silicon valley he is. Its all relative
Foids dont care about relativity they want nothing less than chad. In the absence of Chad they would rather be Volcel or take the dogpill
 
You're reaching OP, she is not a Stacy
 
Never planning to
 
When I invest in a company, I look at the number of Females holding director positions there.

if that number isn't 0, I immediately short it.
I would purchase put options, you have far more leverage for far less cost.
 
Lol at Elizabeth Holmes - she was trying to Stevejobsmax and lowoctavemax (she spoke in a weirdly low deep voice when in her "theranos CEO" persona, but is on video in informal settings speaking in a much higher voice. She also basically hounded her chief technical guy into suicide by trying to make him make the magical theranos tech actually work, whilst she was faking running the company with conventional blood testing. The impossible task he was told and bullied into trying to perform ended up with his suicide.

Also she is now engaged to some ultra wealthy hotel empire heir, despite potentially facing 20 years in jail for massive fraud (probably won't serve 1 day and will just have charges dropped).

Proof that its impossible to fail as a woman.
She also choked on curry cock.
 
Lol at Elizabeth Holmes - she was trying to Stevejobsmax and lowoctavemax (she spoke in a weirdly low deep voice when in her "theranos CEO" persona, but is on video in informal settings speaking in a much higher voice. She also basically hounded her chief technical guy into suicide by trying to make him make the magical theranos tech actually work, whilst she was faking running the company with conventional blood testing. The impossible task he was told and bullied into trying to perform ended up with his suicide.

Also she is now engaged to some ultra wealthy hotel empire heir, despite potentially facing 20 years in jail for massive fraud (probably won't serve 1 day and will just have charges dropped).

Proof that its impossible to fail as a woman.

Lol, did you read John Carreyrou's book?

I followed the entire Theranos saga since the WSJ took a shit on Elizabeth Holmes and the based SEC kicked her out of her own company.
She also choked on curry cock.

Curry cock old enough to be her dad
Hope you didn't short AMD :feelskek:
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Lisa Su IQmogs me to oblivion :feelsbadman:
 
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TL:DR - never invest in a startup which has a chad tier or stacy tier CEO - you will lose all your money MOST OF THE TIME. But rather invest in a business venture run by a guy with subhuman tier looks. You will get a higher Return On Investment
1200px-Steve_Jobs_Headshot_2010-CROP2.jpg
Nobody invests in incels though.
 
Bill Gates is a 4/10 with a 4/10 wife. Just become a multi-billionaire to marry your looksmatch theory
 
Bill Gates is a 4/10 with a 4/10 wife. Just become a multi-billionaire to marry your looksmatch theory

You say that like its a bad thing, its what he chose, you aren't forced to marry your looksmatch by virture of becoming a billionaire, either didn't that work out for the best, did he have any infidelity?, were some or all of his children not his?, if not seems like that choice worked out great
 
This applies to corporations in general. Moggers will screw you over 100% of the time. Yet they get praised for their "brilliant business acumen" and "charismatic leadership skills".
When I invest in a company, I look at the number of Females holding director positions there.

if that number isn't 0, I immediately short it.
Based
 
You say that like its a bad thing, its what he chose, you aren't forced to marry your looksmatch by virture of becoming a billionaire, either didn't that work out for the best, did he have any infidelity?, were some or all of his children not his?, if not seems like that choice worked out great

I was just making a remark about hypergamy, how a man literally has to be a billionaire to even have a chance at marrying his looksmatch these days.

If Gates doesn't end up like Bezos I guess it worked out for him, if a wife is what he wanted. Personally, if I became a billionaire I'd just high class escortmaxx.
 
invest in bitcoin instead ! no but srsly most good investments come from STEMaxxed incels
 

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