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SuicideFuel Never google...

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Mentally crippled by lonely teen years
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...'How does it feel to have a girlfriend?'.

NEVER.

I just made this mistake.
 
Just Googled it. You're the only one to blame.

Bastard.
 
That's tor is the best option to google this
 
thank you for the recommendation op i will keep this till valentines day so i will get the motivation to rope already
 
after you've done that you should search "best suicide methods"
 
Buy my a bottle of vodka and I'll Google it
 
A2A

I'm a girl, so I will answer this question from my boyfriend's POV -

  • There is someone to send you 'Good Morning' and 'Good Night' texts! Without fail. But not in a creepy way - you will welcome them, since they are always followed by loving messages so you can start/end your day on a good note.
  • You can incline on someone emotionally. You don't need to worry about being too macho or being rock-hard for the world - you have a girl's shoulder to cry on - a girl who won't judge or demean you, but rather support and uplift you to do better in life - so yeah, unimaginable support!
  • You get to do things you never imagined you will be doing - carrying a pink handbag in the mall just so she can shop comfortably! Applying nail polish on her hands and feet. Helping her choose the right dress/lipstick. Buying stuff that you never thought would buy! Entering a cosmetic store - just for her.
  • If you are a clumsy person who hates ordering in restaurants - congratulations! A girlfriend will do that job for you and save you from the confusion, especially in Chinese or Thai restaurants where dishes sound pretty much the same, she can choose what to eat and double bonanza - if the dish sucks, you can blame her till your next date! :p
  • Physical Intimacy - Who doesn't like kissing or hugging or making out with the girl you love?
  • Asking her to help you, and she won't say no! Unlike your asshole guy friends, a girlfriend will mostly agree to do the boring college assignments and make presentations - basically the work guys suck at, and the work nobody agrees to do for them! :p
  • You can buy gifts or give her surprises! There are many guys who want to have a girlfriend just so that they can make one girl of the world - happy, you get to do that once you are in a relationship :)
  • Romantic songs sound 'actually' romantic, and not sad! You can listen to any of them, and imagine her dancing with you - because now you have a perfect picture for that blank face...
  • Telling her your weirdest secrets or your stupidest future plans is never stupid! She will rather boost you up and motivate you to be successful. A woman can indeed be a reason behind a man's success if she's good to him!
from quora

It's Over
 
It's all bluepilled bullshit, what a suprise.
JFL at anyone calling themselves blackpilled who still believes a foid is capable of 'true love'.

:heart: = :bluepill:
 
I might later if I'm feeling masochistic enough.
 
Nice obscure attempt at reverse psychology br0
 
It's all bluepilled bullshit, what a suprise.
JFL at anyone calling themselves blackpilled who still believes a foid is capable of 'true love'.

:heart: = :bluepill:
 
I don't want to google it. So tell me what did you find?:feelstrash::feelstrash::feelstrash:
 
Reverse psychology is a bitch.
 
Why would you even google such a thing tbh? stay away.
 

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