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I really like this type of threads. You don't have to buy all you want when you start, you can save it for later.

Here's what I'd do within first year:
  • best daily meals (10)
  • non-alcoholic beverages (2)
  • high-end PC (15)
  • high-speed Internet connection (22)
  • deck of cards (1)
That's all my 50 points. Then later I might also ask for additional 10 points (who needs 100M?) to get a pet (8) and either an aquarium (2) or king bed (2), though probably an aquarium since I think the bed I'd already have is good enough.
 
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25 - 10/10 companion
10- swimming pool
15 - book library
reduce payout to 5 mil
10- bar

Would be better than my normal life tbh tbh tbh

Actually just noticed there is no computer. Ditch the pool, suck someone's dick for 5 extra points, and get the computer.
 
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25 - 10/10 companion
10- swimming pool
15 - book library
reduce payout to 5 mil
10- bar

Would be better than my normal life tbh tbh tbh
Decent choice tbh.
 
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tfw high speed net is 22
 
25 - 10/10 companion
10- swimming pool
15 - book library
reduce payout to 5 mil
10- bar

Would be better than my normal life tbh tbh tbh

Actually just noticed there is no computer. Ditch the pool, suck someone's dick for 5 extra points, and get the computer.
You probably need Internet too.
 
There's literally only a couple things i can think that are bad about this.
How much this could effect your mental health and social skills (assuming you already have any)
Other than that, it's fucking amazing tbh.
Free living and food for 10 years, plus 100 million (or 5 million) dollars given to you at the end of the test. Plus a bunch of cool shit you can get during the time spent there. Not to mention the time you could use to train, lose weight and gain muscle.
TBH this is totally worth it. Volcel if you wouldn't
suck someone's dick for 5 extra points
:soy::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer: ban this fa660t
 
Replace your meals with fresh sandwiches and soup delivered 3 times daily - 2 points
Soda, coffee, juice and all other non-alcoholic beverages - 2 points
A large library containing thousands of books - 15 points
Internet (it doesn't need to be high speed, though) - 22 points
A kitten - 8 points
Total: 49 points. I don't need anything else.
 
12 points for the gym (8 times a day and 8 times in a week)
15 points for the kitchen (I would cook myself typical bodybuilding food)
2 points for a good bed (A good bed is necessary)
9 points for drugs (I would take some growth hormones, testosterone, estrogen blocker and so on)
7 points for a degree (Perhaps, besides hitting the gym 8 times a day and 8 times in a week, I would earn some additional knowledge)
5 points for skylight (Last 5 points to spend to gain some natural skylight)

So, this is quite an optimal space to become an unstoppable monster. Once I am out there I will erase the world from its plague.
 
12 points for the gym (8 times a day and 8 times in a week)
15 points for the kitchen (I would cook myself typical bodybuilding food)
2 points for a good bed (A good bed is necessary)
9 points for drugs (I would take some growth hormones, testosterone, estrogen blocker and so on)
7 points for a degree (Perhaps, besides hitting the gym 8 times a day and 8 times in a week, I would earn some additional knowledge)
5 points for skylight (Last 5 points to spend to gain some natural skylight)

So, this is quite an optimal space to become an unstoppable monster. Once I am out there I will erase the world from its plague.
I'm still not sure whether this is a LARP-account or are you for real Hulk-maxxing.
 
Nah I wont need internet if I got all the books in the world. Just need a computer to program on.
Based m too but I need Internet to get all newest tools and ofc upload them.
@NEETAndTidy I'm interested what would you choose. Pls answer.
 
I really like this type of threads. You don't have to buy all you want when you start, you can save it for later.

By the way, is there any chance to change the gravity in there? I would try to kill myself with it. I want to enjoy some DBZ. Some good old 100 times gravity.
 
By the way, is there any chance to change the gravity in there? I would try to kill myself with it. I want to enjoy some DBZ. Some good old 100 times gravity.
Unfortunately no. It's over for 100timesgravitycels.
 
Unfortunately no. It's over for 100timesgravitycels.

That is sad. Still, I have an advanced gym, which I would abuse 8 times a day and 8 times a week and then any drugs that I want. I would create some myostatine blocker and inject a lethal dose to myself then survive it and then deadlift some 1500lbs for 12 repetitions.
 
Actually I've decided to get 5M and take music equipment tbh.
 
high speed internet 22
computer 15
drugs 9
soda etc 2 points
good bed 2 points
=50
 
Yo are going to eat that same tasteless pudding for 10 years bro. :feelsmega::giga::feelswow:
if i could buy the exact same thing irl then I would.
cooking is tedious and expensive. If I had the perfect meal, I would eat nothing else, even if it tastes like shit.
I don't eat because I like it. The same way I don't piss because I like it, I'm just forced to do it.
just compensate with some drugs, bro.
 
This sounds fucking amazing tbh, I don't even give a shit about the prize money, lel.
Option one (if the girl is exactly as I want her to be in terms of appearance and doesn't visibly age; otherwise option two)
25 girl
15 library
15 4k streaming setup
2 bed
2 point meals if I can still get the nutritious tasteless jello, otherwise drinks
1 cards, lel

Option two
22 Internet
15 PC
10 gourmet meals
7 medical care
4 sex toys
2 bed

I don't need anything else.
Other than something to use your internet with, unless your kitten of choice has an ethernet port in its butthole, kek
 
I am the only one going for the gym...?
 
I am the only one going for the gym...?
Tbh it seems so but it is important ngl to stay healthy. Also getting a doctor would be useful, what if you somehow get sick ngl. Or skylight, you need vitamin D tbh ngl.
 
That is sad. Still, I have an advanced gym, which I would abuse 8 times a day and 8 times a week and then any drugs that I want. I would create some myostatine blocker and inject a lethal dose to myself then survive it and then deadlift some 1500lbs for 12 repetitions.
i really like your spirit
i would get 10/10 foid, the sextoys, clear sky view, and the gym shit

i won't need internet with foid to make me companion ship
 
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Internet (22)
Computer (15)
Medical care (7)
Soup and sandwiches (2)
Drinks (2)
King size bed (2)
 
I would put all of my money to fuck some supermodel foids tbh
 
All work is shit thank God I'm on disability benefits
 
Here's what I'd do within first year:
  • best daily meals (10)
  • non-alcoholic beverages (2)
  • high-end PC (15)
  • high-speed Internet connection (22)
  • deck of cards (1)
I already have all this shit, I still want to die, life is meaningless, and I spend everyday in isolation talking to myself.

After years of NEETing you start to go crazy

Still better than wagie paying his taxes and slaving away though :feelskek:
 
  • sandwiches & soup (2)
  • soda/coffee/juice (2)
  • king size bed (2)
  • PC (15)
  • Internet (22)
  • medical care without a psychiatrist (7)
 
I already have all this shit, I still want to die, life is meaningless, and I spend everyday in isolation talking to myself.

After years of NEETing you start to go crazy

Still better than wagie paying his taxes and slaving away though :feelskek:
I wish I were alone, no "friends", no family.
 
2 Soda Machine
10 Musical Instruments
15 High End Gaming PC (Can watch shows and movies on it too. Not to mention HD porn. Can also contact your loved ones via skype and email)
22 High Speed Internet

I wish there was an option for dial up internet or regular broadband internet. Would free up a ton of points.
 
  • sandwiches & soup (2)
  • soda/coffee/juice (2)
  • king size bed (2)
  • PC (15)
  • Internet (22)
  • medical care without a psychiatrist (7)

I like this
 
  • sandwiches & soup (2)
  • soda/coffee/juice (2)
  • king size bed (2)
  • PC (15)
  • Internet (22)
  • medical care without a psychiatrist (7)
Makes sense, but I am not sure about the sandwiches.
 
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Where is my reward i've been living like that for over 10 years. You lying scumbags.

PC with internet and sandwiches is all i need, but with medical care and sex toys all i could order (sex dolls included) it would be ideal.
 

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