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Serious NEET Incels Should Go Work at McDonalds

Intellectual

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I get the impression a lot of people on this site are unironically incel because they are NEET. Truecels like me are legit 2/10s. If you're a 5/10 or below, it doesn't matter if you have money, you're fucked in todays dating market. I can't even land a whale.

But if you're a tall white normie with no job who never leaves your house, it may unironically be the case that you're a 6/10 and could ascend using a combination of jobmaxxing and JBW. In this case, I 100% recommend working at McDonalds for ascension, here's why.

>HIGH PAY

It's a myth that fast food pays shitty wages. Due to a combination of increased automation (automatic ordering), lack of talent, and the 2022 labor shortage, McDonalds is now paying its crew members an upper middle class wage PLUS signing bonus. You can earn $18 an hour your first day working, and earn over $20 an hour once you show you're not a useless sack of shit. Not to mention there's upward social mobility, within four years of working there you can be a Manager, and make a fuck ton of money. You may think it's not enough, you may think you need $250,000 a year to impress foids, or even more if you've been brainwashed by Tate-Tok videos. The truth is in 2022 if you have enough to pay the bills as a young person, you are FAR ABOVE AVERAGE.

>Purpose

If you're a NEET, nothing feels meaningful. Jordan Peterson writes about how one of the first things you should do to get your life on track is to get a job, GET A JOB, any job. I'm serious. It doesn't matter if you're flippin burgers, washing dishers, cleaning assholes, any job will give you a purpose and meaning in your life. It will give you something to build bigger goals on top of.

>Routine

Getting a job at McDonalds will give you a sense of routine, it will force you to develop a schedule. it will force you to get your shit in order so you don't fall off the deep end into madness of nocturnal know-nothingness. Having some sense of order and duty in your life to keep you from becoming an instanteous short-term dopamine addict will be exponentially better than not.

And yes, I know this advice will fall on deaf ears for many, and it does not apply to most of you. It applies to all these fakecels I see here who claim to be "mentalcels", the 6'2 white normies who think awkwardness is holding down down.
 
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McDonaldsmaxxing. You heard it here first.
 
I get the impression a lot of people on this site are unironically incel because they are NEET. Truecels like me are legit 2/10s. If you're a 5/10 or below, it doesn't matter if you have money, you're fucked in todays dating market. I can't even land a whale.

But if you're a tall white normie with no job who never leaves your house, it may unironically be the case that you're a 6/10 and could ascend using a combination of jobmaxxing and JBW. In this case, I 100% recommend working at McDonalds for ascension, here's why.

>HIGH PAY

It's a myth that fast food pays shitty wages. Due to a combination of increased automation (automatic ordering), lack of talent, and the 2022 labor shortage, McDonalds is now paying its crew members an upper middle class wage PLUS signing bonus. You can earn $18 an hour your first day working, and earn over $20 an hour once you show you're not a useless sack of shit. Not to mention there's upward social mobility, within four years of working there you can be a Crew Member. You may think it's not enough, you may think you need $250,000 a year to impress foids, or even more if you've been brainwashed by Tate-Tok videos. The truth is in 2022 if you have enough to pay the bills as a young person, you are FAR ABOVE AVERAGE.

>Purpose

If you're a NEET, nothing feels meaningful. Jordan Peterson writes about how one of the first things you should do to get your life on track is to get a job, GET A JOB, any job. I'm serious. It doesn't matter if you're flippin burgers, washing dishers, cleaning assholes, any job will give you a purpose and meaning in your life. It will give you something to build bigger goals on top of.

>Routine

Getting a job at McDonalds will give you a sense of routine, it will force you to develop a schedule. it will force you to get your shit in order so you don't fall off the deep end into madness of nocturnal know-nothingness. Having some sense of order and duty in your life to keep you from becoming an instanteous short-term dopamine addict will be exponentially better than not.

And yes, I know this advice will fall on deaf ears for many, and it does not apply to most of you. It applies to all these fakecels I see here who claim to be "mentalcels", the 6'2 white normies who think awkwardness is holding down down.
I wouldn’t use Jordan Peterson as a reference in your posts next time. He is a bluepilled cuck and mentally weaker than half the users here.
 
just work at the shittiest job possible and be humiliated by patrons and toxic coworkers theory
I just explained how it's not a shitty job. They pay a fuckton now and offer lots of benefits. They even let you eat the food you cook so you save a ton of money on food expenses.
 
so why aren't you working at mcds since it's apparently such a great job?
Because I have one of the best jobs in the world, it would be a downgrade for me, if I was a NEET I would 100% do it.
 
Giga cope thread. NEETS will always be superior to wagies.
 
No thanks. I don’t want to get yelled at by fat single moms every day.
 
As someone who worked at McDonald's more than once in the past dont listen to this faggot. Working at McDonald's will either make you go ER at work or rope after your shift.
 
If I got a job I wouldnt spend more money than I do now on NEETbux so why bother
 
You're gonna wageslaving 8 hours a day while a long-nosed old man buys another yacht.
 
You're gonna wageslaving 8 hours a day while a long-nosed old man buys another yacht.
Can't be a wageslave when you run the planet.

And as I've said

>"He who has a job, and does it well, runs the world"
 
Homelandercel
 
i cant really work atm due to (mental) health issues
 
I haven't worked in life i know it isn't going to be good i know life is depressing im going to cope maybe later on forced to get a job then suffer then feel so depressed afterwards
 
As a former wageslave for 15 years, I vehemently disagree.

That wageslave routine only works when you receive benefits in return. Men get their shit in order for a woman in their lives. When you don't receive this, eventually your brain rots into the worst situation possible.

And while I don't agree with Tate on everything, he's right that unless you're a 6-figure earning Top 10% like man, that money you make is irrelevant to women.
 
i want to work i dont want to be a neet
problem is nobody wants to hire a sub4 incel when they could just hire some fat ugly becky
 
I get the impression a lot of people on this site are unironically incel because they are NEET. Truecels like me are legit 2/10s. If you're a 5/10 or below, it doesn't matter if you have money, you're fucked in todays dating market. I can't even land a whale.

But if you're a tall white normie with no job who never leaves your house, it may unironically be the case that you're a 6/10 and could ascend using a combination of jobmaxxing and JBW. In this case, I 100% recommend working at McDonalds for ascension, here's why.

>HIGH PAY

It's a myth that fast food pays shitty wages. Due to a combination of increased automation (automatic ordering), lack of talent, and the 2022 labor shortage, McDonalds is now paying its crew members an upper middle class wage PLUS signing bonus. You can earn $18 an hour your first day working, and earn over $20 an hour once you show you're not a useless sack of shit. Not to mention there's upward social mobility, within four years of working there you can be a Manager, and make a fuck ton of money. You may think it's not enough, you may think you need $250,000 a year to impress foids, or even more if you've been brainwashed by Tate-Tok videos. The truth is in 2022 if you have enough to pay the bills as a young person, you are FAR ABOVE AVERAGE.

>Purpose

If you're a NEET, nothing feels meaningful. Jordan Peterson writes about how one of the first things you should do to get your life on track is to get a job, GET A JOB, any job. I'm serious. It doesn't matter if you're flippin burgers, washing dishers, cleaning assholes, any job will give you a purpose and meaning in your life. It will give you something to build bigger goals on top of.

>Routine

Getting a job at McDonalds will give you a sense of routine, it will force you to develop a schedule. it will force you to get your shit in order so you don't fall off the deep end into madness of nocturnal know-nothingness. Having some sense of order and duty in your life to keep you from becoming an instanteous short-term dopamine addict will be exponentially better than not.

And yes, I know this advice will fall on deaf ears for many, and it does not apply to most of you. It applies to all these fakecels I see here who claim to be "mentalcels", the 6'2 white normies who think awkwardness is holding down down.
I would do it but the amount of zoomers I'd have to see because mostly zoomers go to McDonald's would make me wanna quit on day 1
 
unless I can have the job where you're in the back cooking I don't think id be able to handle cashier part
 
Getting a job at McDonalds will give you a sense of routine, it will force you to develop a schedule. it will force you to get your shit in order

I think YOU should get a job at McDonalds, or some other fastfood joint, or in retail. Actually see what these jobs are like. We don't all come from monied families with fancy resumes of the prep schools we went to and an Old Boy's social network willing to give us cush bullshit jobs making 6-figures a year.

This site is filled with posts by wageslaves who are treated like shit in the workplace because of how they look / their social status. Nothing to do with their work ethic. Until you've actually worked one of these jobs for a while and learned what it's like, you're in no position to lecture others.

I hope when you're father dies, you find out he's penniless. You inherit nothing. You get fired from your nice finance job and have to wageslave. You'll quickly learn social standing TRUMPS work ethic. And you'll learn quickly.

Now, go out and get that second low-tier job already. Too much time posting here.
 
I think YOU should get a job at McDonalds, or some other fastfood joint, or in retail. Actually see what these jobs are like. We don't all come from monied families with fancy resumes of the prep schools we went to and an Old Boy's social network willing to give us cush bullshit jobs making 6-figures a year.

This site is filled with posts by wageslaves who are treated like shit in the workplace because of how they look / their social status. Nothing to do with their work ethic. Until you've actually worked one of these jobs for a while and learned what it's like, you're in no position to lecture others.

I hope when you're father dies, you find out he's penniless. You inherit nothing. You get fired from your nice finance job and have to wageslave. You'll quickly learn social standing TRUMPS work ethic. And you'll learn quickly.

Now, go out and get that second low-tier job already. Too much time posting here.
Learn how stupid you sound
 
Learn how stupid you sound

I'm confident enough to tell you that you have NO IDEA how wageslaving actually works, and I think you should get your feet wet before lecturing others. Does my hypothetical scenario bother you that much (Daddy is really penniless, I've lost my cush job, I have to take on a shit job and work with peasants....oh no!). Glad it bothers you.

Seriously, take on a second shit-tier job just for your own education. What's stopping you??
 
I'd rather NEET if I had the ability to than work at McDonalds. Minimum wage fast food is hell.
 
Another retarded thread. Who the fuck thinks 20 bucks an hour is high pay? how old are you, 17?
 
Another retarded thread. Who the fuck thinks 20 bucks an hour is high pay? how old are you, 17?
I'm in my 20s.

Literally anyone not in highschool thinks $20 an hour is high pay.

Let me guess, you're a highschooler who thinks he's going to walk into a $400k a year job because you're so special? Spoiler-alert, the real world doesn't work that way.
 
I'm in my 20s.

Literally anyone not in highschool thinks $20 an hour is high pay.

Let me guess, you're a highschooler who thinks he's going to walk into a $400k a year job because you're so special? Spoiler-alert, the real world doesn't work that way.
Wrong, 20 an hour is not high pay, infact hardly anyone OUTSIDE of high shool thinks it is, also you are completely off about who i am as well.
 
I'm gonna post it again:

I'm confident enough to tell you that you have NO IDEA how wageslaving actually works, and I think you should get your feet wet before lecturing others. Does my hypothetical scenario bother you that much (Daddy is really penniless, I've lost my cush job, I have to take on a shit job and work with peasants....oh no!). Glad it bothers you.

Seriously, take on a second shit-tier job just for your own education. What's stopping you??

Like bluepilled normies who put their fingers in their ears when they hear something they don't like about foid nature, you want to SILENCE those who actually call you out on your bullshit. You go out and get a wageslave job and then report back to us.

Again, hope daddy dies penniless, you lose your job, and have to slave at a shit-tier job like most truecels. You'll get a real "intellectual" education.
 
Wrong, 20 an hour is not high pay, infact hardly anyone OUTSIDE of high shool thinks it is, also you are completely off about who i am as well.
Literally anyone outside of HS would slash their nuts off for that. It's objectively decent or good pay.
 
You're actually retarded, participating in capitalist economy in anyway is against principles of NEEThood and ultra-revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Stalinism-Maoism-Hoxhaism-Rodgerism.
 
Getting rich doesn't come easy, you got to work your way up there.
Rich coming from someone with generational wealth that mogs 99.9% of all humans who ever lived. Give up your wealth and abandon your family , we'll see how long you last in this world working as a nigger slave for the capitalists.
 
Literally anyone outside of HS would slash their nuts off for that. It's objectively decent or good pay.
It's dogshit pay, MacDonalds makes 100× more out of you in a hour than it pays you. That's not decent pay that's outright exploitation.
 
It's dogshit pay, MacDonalds makes 100× more out of you in a hour than it pays you. That's not decent pay that's outright exploitation.
It doesn't though.You get far more out of Mcdonalds than it gets from you.

McDonalds has a profit margin of 30%, meaning 60% of their revenue gets expensed, that mostly goes to employees.
 

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