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Serious Need Help Writing the new Constitution of IncelIsland

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Obviously incel island isn't going to come any time soon if I just wait around for some rich incel billionaire to donate to us or buy the island himself and invite incels to stay over. Currently working on a Constitution which I will post later for you all to see and I might start a Patreon up soon so we can get the dollars to fund our independence from societal normidom, I want this project to be transparent as possible so any ideas would be great. Just working out some quick quirks like whether to allow jews into public office or work in finance, death sentences for rape or bullying, and whether we'll be driving on the left side of the road or on the right I'm thinking we should just drive down the middle since I don't want to show either side any favoritism. Trying to make this as ethical as possible

Our governmental system will be a Federalized constitutional monarchy the lineage will work by just cloning myself and my first born clone will become king and the rest will be marked with a long scar across their face and must always have a beard (they will mainly be used as generals to run my army) this will go on for eternity, but as a temporary solution I will have a surrogate mother impregnated in vitro living in my palace and she will be covered from head to toe at all times even for her baths. I will select my lords based on merit and the house of commons would be anyone democratically elected every 6 years at the main guild from their respective township. The lords of the different towns on incel-island will be selected via pistol dual by the most prestigous townfolks every decade, if no one steps up he will serve 10 more years, if the current lord is too old he could choose a friend to dual on his behalf. Secret societies are forbidden, communism is forbidden, the Federal Reserve bank is forbidde all matters related to money will be ran by the state. No females allowed for obvious reasons all men caught with a female will be banished immedialty an their posession taken from them and given to a poorer incel. Each town will be responsible for raising their own army and navy as our countries sees fit they may choose their banners and traditions but their legions will be to king and country.

Any ideas, concerns and criticism will be duely noted now, whereas later you probably won't have that choice, atleast not as directly as you have it now.
 

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