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I need to try flirting again without being awkward. I can only say "how are you" like a sperg.

Give me your best flirting advice, in text and irl. Thanks.
 
Buddy boyo I don't think you should ask for flirting advice on an incel forum
 
I need to try flirting again without being awkward. I can only say "how are you" like a sperg.

Give me your best flirting advice, in text and irl. Thanks.
No.
 
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Say "Wanna fuck?"
 
I never talked to a girl before buddy
 
U need to ask Looksmax tbh
 
this is the best place to ask
 
Buddy boyo I don't think you should ask for flirting advice on an incel forum
if u have to ask for flirting advice you're fucked anyway. humans can sense if someone's not NT in literal seconds.
 
if u have to ask for flirting advice you're fucked anyway. humans can sense if someone's not NT in literal seconds.
:yes::yes::yes: i spent years trying to gain social skills, but it only got worse..
 
"Do you like bwc/bbc" depending on your race. Big Arab cock could work, if you're curry or noodle don't bother flirting.
 
what you should do is assert dominance, you enter a room, and proclaim "I AM THE ALPHA, YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME"

Then you throw chairs everywhere and get escorted out of the mall :chad:
 
Just be NT, that's what flirting is all about.
 
I need to try flirting again without being awkward. I can only say "how are you" like a sperg.

Give me your best flirting advice, in text and irl. Thanks.
"ayy yo shawty make that shit clap for a nigga"
 
usually after getting married or giving birth a female is referred to as woman instead of girl
Ok then what if a 13 year old girl gave birth? It has happened before.
 
Great place to ask
 
Ask her if she can make sandwiches and if she can clean plates well
 
I have no advice to give, I've literally never 'flirted' once in my life and I'm sure most people here share that
 
I have no advice to give, I've literally never 'flirted' once in my life and I'm sure most people here share that
What if they don't though?
 
I need to try flirting again without being awkward. I can only say "how are you" like a sperg.

Give me your best flirting advice, in text and irl. Thanks.
My flirting advice is: Be a big ass tyrone with a bbc.
 
follow her into the bathroom and blurt out "I want to kiss you!"
 
I need to try flirting again without being awkward. I can only say "how are you" like a sperg.

Give me your best flirting advice, in text and irl. Thanks.
OOf, nobody offered real advice
 
all jokes aside you really should ask somebody else, not here :feelsPop:
 
Flirting is a skill that is mastered by some people. Not all guys have the ability to flirt, NT or not.
 
Run after them while they’re alone
 
Act interested in everything about her. Give her compliments but dont overdo it. Talk sexually only if she acts warm towards you. Im a total social retard who never spoke to a female, so this might have contra effect :feelshaha:
 
Truth is probably if she likes you, doesn't matter much what you say. Good advice is not to sperg out and dont mention anything from the internet wars and political stuff.
 
This is like asking a homeless encampment for stock tips.
 
How do you find foids to talk with

I can’t find shit
 
Hate these fucking fakecel kids
 

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