Venting Need advice

[Fantasea]

I have to pee but im too lazy to get up. help?

 

[D. B. Gooner]

If you're uncircumcised you can pinch the tip of the foreskin and make a piss balloon.

 

[Fantasea]

If you're uncircumcised you can pinch the tip of the foreskin and make a piss balloon.

@Scatius Deletus' uncle got me years ago.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

piss bottle ASAP

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Is there a water bottle in reach?

 

[D. B. Gooner]

@Scatius Deletus' uncle got me years ago.

Fucking jews took everything from us

 

[Fantasea]

Is there a water bottle in reach?

I have empty disposable bottles yes.............but im a gentleman.

 

[FuckYou]

the lounge discussed.

 

[Fantasea]

the lounge discussed.

A place to discuss topics unrelated to inceldom. Talk about your day, lifestyle, music, gaming, or just chill.

This is happening to me on this very day. So it's totally lounge material....I think?

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

I have empty disposable bottles yes.............but im a gentleman.

Well, your options are:
a) Piss yourself.
b) Commit to LDAR by pissing in the bottle
c) Get up and go to the toilet.

(edit: that joke was really corny)

 

[FuckYou]

A place to discuss topics unrelated to inceldom. Talk about your day, lifestyle, music, gaming, or just chill.

This is happening to me on this very day. So it's totally lounge material....I think?

 

[Fantasea]

Well, your options are:
a) Piss yourself.
b) Commit to LDAR by pissing in the bottle
c) Get up and go to the foid. (toilet)

d) have a foid drink it all up.

 

[Fantasea]

@Multicell thots?

 

[Runt171]

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

d) have a foid drink it all up.

Based.
I reckon if I was a chad I could have a foid receive a golden shower allowing me to fully LDAR.
Plus I usually don't kinkshame (exceptions: findom, non-consensual)

 

[Sewer Koala]

@Scatius Deletus' uncle got me years ago.

I'm more and more convinced that you're a member of the tribe

 

[Fantasea]

I'm more and more convinced that you're a member of the tribe

more antisemitism

 

[Sewer Koala]

more antisemitism

Odin is getting mad at you

 

[Aether]

I have to pee but im too lazy to get up. help?

Never get up

 

[lnceI]

just do it. you dont need to get up to do that

 

[Fantasea]

just do it. you dont need to get up to do that

I got up, pissed, cleaned everywhere, and even washed my hands.