Serious Need advice: Uni in Cali

[Kirito3]

My parents are making me go to uni in Cali next year because it is highly prestigious for my major (CS). The problem? It’s UCSB. Elliot’s fucking school. I don’t even know what to do. Nothing will change their mind. How do I avoid killing myself or ERing hard?

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

Just do what I did. Focus on your studies.

 

[Hunter]

immerse yourself in ERs shoes.

 

[Kirito3]

Just do what I did. Focus on your studies.

Hard when your roommate is a slayer god and slays a new Stacy every night while you study.

immerse yourself in ERs shoes.

You can barely get a gun in Cali anymore

 

[kekboi]

Hard when your roommate is a slayer god and slays a new Stacy every night while you study.

Can't you get a solo bedroom?

 

[Kirito3]

Can't you get a solo bedroom?

Freshman it’s very hard to get

 

[_incelinside]

kek ur actually going to the university the saint himself attended. It would be a honour

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

Hard when your roommate is a slayer god and slays a new Stacy every night while you study.

Yes, life is unfair. Some will also have luxury cars, while you might not even have an old cheap car.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Do it for him

 

[Scorn]

watch out for those roommate asians kek

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

JFL @ living in commiefornia, place is a shithole.

 

[Ritalincel]

JFL @ living in commiefornia

 

[Evil Genius]

Just be confident, get a haircut and start having sex with all the bikini wearing blonde white stacies.

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

 

[Kirito3]

watch out for those roommate asians kek

I’m asian

kek ur actually going to the university the saint himself attended. It would be a honour

Being crucified isn’t an honor just because Jesus did it.

 

[BrokenRotten]

Hard when your roommate is a slayer god and slays a new Stacy every night while you study.

You can barely get a gun in Cali anymore

This man didn't need a gun to do damage. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster

 

[Deleted member 2798]

Do you have to stay in the dorms as a freshman? If you have the option, it is absolutely in your interest to find an apartment off-campus - if the Holy City is anything like where I went, it'll even be cheaper to live alone in an efficiency than to share a 8'x10' hovel with some stupid fuck.

Have you already applied/accepted your admission? If not, try to convince them to consider Berkeley (more high IQ rice- and currycels, fewer opportunities for slutcunts to wave their bodies like a matador's cape) or Caltech (same as above, except there'll be even fewer whores). If you get rejected there, put your foot down and tell them that you want to go to Riverside or Merced. And if they're nouveau riche striver types (my guess based on your post) look into going out of state to a good program in the Midwest or East - just be firm that the extra tuition will be worth it for the cuxbux prospects.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Immerse yourself in your studies, and try to find housing away from isla vista (the party neighborhood). Perhaps you can rent a room from someone?

 

[Ricecel]

Just chill, its not that bad. Although if you can triggered by seeing whores dont dorm off campus

 

[acnescarcel]

its 0ver. cope or die. I've been to SB a lot and its hell. just as bad as los angeles if not worse.

 

[universallyabhorred]

It is your destiny to be an iNCel hERo don't hesitate.

 

[Deleted member 6657]

If you aren't full normie, beta cuck, or chad, college might be hard for a nigga.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

You're a fucking adult, your parents don't get to choose which uni you go to you cuck.
JFC I hate teencels so much. Since when is "My parents told me so" an excuse to do/not do something. If you're being sabotaged by your parents just stand up for yourself, you're not a child anymore, Mommy and Daddy aren't the ones whose futures are directly affected by these kind of decisions.

If you think the suifuel outweighs the benefits you will get from going there, don't fucking go there.

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Might even be worth putting off studying to decide for yourself what you want in life... I wish I did, but you probably will have to just do so as you carry out whatever plans your parents have in mind.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Buy a black bmw, you know the rest

 

[Kirito3]

You're a fucking adult, your parents don't get to choose which uni you go to you cuck.
JFC I hate teencels so much. Since when is "My parents told me so" an excuse to do/not do something. If you're being sabotaged by your parents just stand up for yourself, you're not a child anymore, Mommy and Daddy aren't the ones whose futures are directly affected by these kind of decisions.

If you think the suifuel outweighs the benefits you will get from going there, don't fucking go there.

Its either that or homelessness and community uni. My parents will withhold all funding, so that means I wont even have a place to stay if I go to community.

 

[justenditall]

I’m asian

so were elliots roommates. he knifed all three of them.

uni in cali is brutal. probably the most hypergamous enviornment on the whole planet.
literal paradise if you're chad. absolute hell if you're incel.

 

[Indari]

Its either that or homelessness and community uni. My parents will withhold all funding, so that means I wont even have a place to stay if I go to community.

CALL CPS AND TELL THEM THEY TOUCHED YOU INAPPROPRIATELY

uni is sui fuel

 

[TomathonClancy]

My parents are making me go to uni in Cali next year because it is highly prestigious for my major (CS). The problem? It’s UCSB. Elliot’s fucking school. I don’t even know what to do. Nothing will change their mind. How do I avoid killing myself or ERing hard?

Stay inside, don't go outside, play some video games. Focus on studying and stuff like that. If classes put their notes online, don't go to classes. I generally went to any of my classes and got A's and B's in my first year.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Wouldn't Berkley be the best CS school I knew a guy that went there but couldn't pass, I also heard UC Irvine was good too.

 

[PoodankMcGee]

You should do a pilgrimage of Saint Elliot’s massacre

 

[justenditall]

Wouldn't Berkley be the best CS school I knew a guy that went there but couldn't pass, I also heard UC Irvine was good too.

MIT is best for CS i think
berkeley isnt far off though, probably the best in cali

 

[Kirito3]

Wouldn't Berkley be the best CS school I knew a guy that went there but couldn't pass, I also heard UC Irvine was good too.

Berkeley is the best but I didnt get in. UCSB is better than UCI. UCI is just a bunch of asian girls thirsting for white chads.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I lived in UC berkeley for 3 months (summer), every minute is a sui-fuel, the most degenerate campus/neighborhood on earth.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

If classes put their notes online, don't go to classes.

Best advice in the thread. If you end up going, follow it.

 

[Kirito3]

I lived in UC berkeley for 3 months (summer), every minute is a sui-fuel, the most degenerate campus/neighborhood on earth.

Berkeley is one of the less degenerate schools in cali.

 

[Curious0]

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Berkeley is one of the less degenerate schools in cali.

Fuck.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

I lived in UC berkeley for 3 months (summer), every minute is a sui-fuel, the most degenerate campus/neighborhood on earth.

$2000 rent per month to have the chair kicked from under you. All American universities are severely degenerated, but I do suppose it'd suck to pay that much for such a taxing experience. Most of the college foids will probably be sucking Chad Chadlington, CEO on top of it.

What's the full list of options you have, @Kirito3?

 

[whogivesafucc]

You're a fucking adult, your parents don't get to choose which uni you go to you cuck.
JFC I hate teencels so much. Since when is "My parents told me so" an excuse to do/not do something. If you're being sabotaged by your parents just stand up for yourself, you're not a child anymore, Mommy and Daddy aren't the ones whose futures are directly affected by these kind of decisions.

If you think the suifuel outweighs the benefits you will get from going there, don't fucking go there

OP listen to this man he knows what he's talking about

 

[Deleted member 1060]

$2000 rent per month to have the chair kicked from under you. All American universities are severely degenerated, but I do suppose it'd suck to pay that much for such a taxing experience. Most of the college foids will probably be sucking Chad Chadlington, CEO on top of it.

What's the full list of options you have, @Kirito3?

I used to pay 800$ for one room though (4 room house). All my housemates were chad/chadlite and every weekend they had party and sex. One of the chads used to date 8 different whores, so he never fucked one whore for two consecutive days. Those parties were degenerate af, I saw one noodlewhore who fucked/sucked each and every guy who came to the party (except ethnics), it was so fucking brutal. And the neighboring house was occupied by 5 nudist students, who used to keep their windows open all the time and we could see them walking around the house naked. Never seen such a degenerate neighborhood in my fucking entire life.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

I used to pay 800$ for one room though (4 room house). All my housemates were chad/chadlite and every weekend they had party and sex. One of the chads used to date 8 different whores, so he never fucked one whore for two consecutive days. Those parties were degenerate af, I saw one noodlewhore who fucked/sucked each and every guy who came to the party (except ethnics), it was so fucking brutal. And the neighboring house was occupied by 5 nudist students, who used to keep their windows open all the time and we could see them walking around the house naked. Never seen such a degenerate neighborhood in my fucking entire life.

Damn, that's bad. Cosmically bad. My rent quote was an approximation for an unshared studio where situations like that can be avoided. If you're living among that kind of shit, I can't imagine an incel being able to make it through a semester, much less get a degree out of the gauntlet.

Shit. And I thought doob-doob cunt music from the room below was bad.

I live in a really quiet complex now - couldn't be better. HolyCitycel - check out the neighborhood on a Friday/Saturday night before you commit to an apartment.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Its either that or homelessness and community uni. My parents will withhold all funding, so that means I wont even have a place to stay if I go to community.

lmao if your parents are wealthy enough to send you to college at UCSB, paying everything for you they're not gonna kick you out to the streets because you don't want to go to the college THEY picked out for you. That's a bluff they're using, they're your parents, they care about you far more than that.
Stop being a pussy, this is your choice, talk to them, and when they refuse to talk and instead try to use their authority DO NOT back down and say that you're not going to UCSB (Assuming you really do not want to go there).

Once you're an adult it's your life to live, not your parents. You're going to have to learn to break away from them sooner or later. Think about whether or not you really want to do what they're making you doing, and if the answer is "no" then fight back on it.

 

[Ghost]

My parents are making me go to uni in Cali next year because it is highly prestigious for my major (CS). The problem? It’s UCSB. Elliot’s fucking school. I don’t even know what to do. Nothing will change their mind. How do I avoid killing myself or ERing hard?

Avoid University like the plague. You'd get a better paying job in trades after community college courses which are also shorter and cheaper than university education.

Welder... Plumber... Carpenter... Mechanic... Etc.

 

[Kirito3]

lmao if your parents are wealthy enough to send you to college at UCSB, paying everything for you they're not gonna kick you out to the streets because you don't want to go to the college THEY picked out for you. That's a bluff they're using, they're your parents, they care about you far more than that.
Stop being a pussy, this is your choice, talk to them, and when they refuse to talk and instead try to use their authority DO NOT back down and say that you're not going to UCSB (Assuming you really do not want to go there).

Once you're an adult it's your life to live, not your parents. You're going to have to learn to break away from them sooner or later. Think about whether or not you really want to do what they're making you doing, and if the answer is "no" then fight back on it.

They are not rich enough, I have financial aid and scholarship

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

They are not rich enough, I have financial aid and scholarship

lmao so make your own choice on which college you want to go to.
I thought maybe you weren't eligible for financial aid and so you didn't have any way to get through college without your parents help, but if you've got financial aid and a scholarship just fucking go somewhere else. They can't throw you out on the streets, you won't be living with them in a couple of months time.

 

[CRT_relaxation]

They are not rich enough, I have financial aid and scholarship

Then just pick a different school. Break it to your parents nicely, hopefully they'll understand. If you think it'll be suifuel, it probably will. (it's a california uni, of course it fucking will) Trust your instincts.