Meme Nearcel Trait: Pack of Condoms Expired

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[TheCatMan]

King size

 

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[Mecoja]

Why do you have million condoms?

 

[ars]

Why do you have million condoms?

I really thought I was gonna fug on some bitches...

 

[Mecoja]

for his stacy harem

nearcel, high maintenancecel, badluckcel, ethnicel​

No mention of looks or height. OP smells of fakeceldom.

 

[Fantasea]

keep them in plain sight in ur room so ur folks or other visitors will think ur a king sized slayer.

 

[ars]

No mention of looks or height. OP smells of fakeceldom.

You people need to relax and just enjoy the condom- I meant content.

 

[Lonelyus]

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You can goon into them tho, Less messy, I used to coom in condoms and masturbate with it the gliding cream worked as liquid for fapping.

 

[smegma producer]

get a fuck doll and use the rubber to save yourself a few cleaning sessions

 

[Lonelyus]

get a fuck doll and use the rubber to save yourself a few cleaning sessions

I would also reccomend a fleshlight you can turn inside out after gooning and just wash it with lukewarm water, Works for me.

 

[smegma producer]

I would also reccomend a fleshlight you can turn inside out after gooning and just wash it with lukewarm water, Works for me.

sure, i dont know shit i dont own any of them

 

[Lonelyus]

sure, i dont know shit i dont own any of them

Every journey begins with a single step, So here it starts with a single stroke, You must put in the order and find the light that fits your schlong best, Then you must buy liquid and warm it with your sausage for a bit with dick inside the fleshlight, After its warmed up by your dick heat you can start slowly stroking the fleshlight by going in and out of it, You can also tape it to a table and and go back and forth while consuming your favourite fetishes, The sky is the limit, You can also get vibrating fleshlights, Enjoy!

 

[Lonelyus]

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Ahhh yes, Ricecel condoms, Are they made for bigger european schlongs tho? if so you can jack off into them to save yourself the trouble of wasting a towel or paper, Just goon into it and flush it down the toilet when done, The liquid can also used to moisturize your PP and get stronger load, I myself the great have used this method of gooning.

 

[ars]

Ahhh yes, Ricecel condoms, Are they made for bigger european schlongs tho?

Let's just say I thought Asians being small was a joke before I ordered them.

 

[Butane]

I have condoms and lube I never got to use on a foid as well

 

[nazianime]

get a fuck doll and use the rubber to save yourself a few cleaning sessions

This is the only reason I have some around.

 

[PathOfWizardry]

Last week I almost burst into tears because I saw a beautiful girl buying condoms.

 

[Sir Waco]

Last week I almost burst into tears because I saw a beautiful girl buying condoms.

murder mode engaged

 

[Lonelyus]

Let's just say I thought Asians being small was a joke before I ordered them.

Haha ok