NASA enlists 24 theologians to assess how humans would react to discovery of extraterrestrial life

[Inceloner]

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Looks like they're gonna announce aliens soon

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Asian women preparing their holes for handsum ayy lmaos

 

[Inceloner]

Asian women preparing their holes for handsum ayy lmaos

We might be able to ascend with alien foids

 

[senses fail]

they'd probably think we're hostile and evaporate our galaxy.

 

[Fat Link]

More like ET false flag attack coming soon.

 

[FrothySolutions]

You're getting freeze dried zooplankton, take it or leave it.

 

[Hoppipolla]

I think they only keep the alien myth going because being the only planet in the universe with life on it makes it sound more likely that God exists.

 

[Uninvited]

Prepping for some deception

 

[CrackingYs]

My first thought is how do the Jews plan on profiting off of the aliens.

 

[Saigon Depression]

My first thought is how do the Jews plan on profiting off of the aliens.

What if the aliens are like them?

Joozians

The Joozians are an alien species of TV executives that control all media in the universe. They appear in the Season Seven episode, "Cancelled". The Joozians ignore the boys' plea to save the Earth at first while explaining that after 100 episodes, a TV series usually begins to decline in...

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[CrackingYs]

What if the aliens are like them?

Joozians

The Joozians are an alien species of TV executives that control all media in the universe. They appear in the Season Seven episode, "Cancelled". The Joozians ignore the boys' plea to save the Earth at first while explaining that after 100 episodes, a TV series usually begins to decline in...

southpark.fandom.com

LOL OMG I haven't seen that episode in a long time and never clued into those aliens being based on Jews. It all makes sense now.

 

[Saigon Depression]

LOL OMG I haven't seen that episode in a long time and never clued into those aliens being based on Jews. It all makes sense now.

It's OK, it took me lots of years to understand the reference too