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naruto uzumaki was a cuck

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he helped sakura get her chad sasuke back and refused being her BF cause deep inside he felt she wanted sasuke and not him.

another cuck : jiraya sensei who lost his arm + died for a chance to go on a date with his oneitis tsunade , a foid was the fucking
prime minister of the leaf village.

also that shogi player ninja that took the responsibility of raising his dead teachers son.

neiji who died white knighting for hinata who always cucked him for naruto
 
But Naruto got Hinata at the end who was much better than Stacy Sakura
Also bear in mind that Sakura also ended as pretty much a single mom since Sasuke fucked off as soon as he put a child on her
 
But Naruto got Hinata at the end who was much better than Stacy Sakura
Also bear in mind that Sakura also ended as pretty much a single mom since Sasuke fucked off as soon as he put a child on her
Add to Sakura's shame that she made an Uchiha who needs to wear glasses AND her daughter is a total slut Salad
 
naruto was the OG blackpill. neji was right about everything, "genius"/looks is genetic and rock lee was always a loser.
Sasuke vs by juanito316ss d5z0g7c
 
neji was based and blackpilled as fuck before naruto beat him. rock lee was a purplepilled cuck. naruto was bluepilled to the core.
 
neji was based and blackpilled as fuck before naruto beat him. rock lee was a purplepilled cuck. naruto was bluepilled to the core.
Naruto is the bluepilled Chad who would give "just be yourself" tier advice to Rock Lee
 
Well made post, very cool.
 
he werent chad in part 1. he only became chad in the last.
He was already Chad lite when he defeated Pain and the whole village hailed him as a hero, then turned into full Chad when he became Hokage
 
He was already Chad lite when he defeated Pain and the whole village hailed him as a hero, then turned into full Chad when he became Hokage

status doesnt make a chad, looks do.
 
i'm watching naruto rn, i'm on ep 110 (skipping filler)

this is something i very much don't like about naruto. in fact all the girls are fucking scum, except maybe hinata.
 
Well he did get taller (and got a haircut :soy:) when he turned into Hokage
thats what i mean. in the last he was a chad because he was 5'11(japan average height is like 3 inches below west so equivalent to 6'2 in the US), got a chad haircut and became more handsome and filled out. and he became a complete slayer that movie. this also carried over to him as hokage but hes a retired chad who settled down with hinata.
 
thats what i mean. in the last he was a chad because he was 5'11(japan average height is like 3 inches below west so equivalent to 6'2 in the US), got a chad haircut and became more handsome and filled out. and he became a complete slayer that movie. this also carried over to him as hokage but hes a retired chad who settled down with hinata.
Funny how at the end of the day Neji was pretty much proven right. Naruto had top tier genetics and that's why he was destined to succed.
 
Funny how at the end of the day Neji was pretty much proven right. Naruto had top tier genetics and that's why he was destined to succed.

naruto was a late bloomer so in the beginning he was normie but his status was in the dirt which made him pretty much incel(bar hinata).
 
Guy and Rock Lee are truecels and deserving hERoes more than cuckruto
 
Blackpill is real in naruto. Recovery mission arc sasuke >> post timeskip rock lee
 
refused being her BF cause deep inside he felt she wanted sasuke and not him.

Actually this is pretty blackpilled when you think about it.

Sakura and Naruto are actually westerners according to Kishimoto (when asked what race they were).

I had to google Hinata's English VA just now. I remember how perfect her dub voice was (she actually sounded like she was Japanese). Of course she was Asian, I just knew she had to be.

He ditched Sakura for the sweet, pure Asian girl Hinata who would always be loyal to him and love him.

also that shogi player ninja that took the responsibility of raising his dead teachers son

Lol Shiku was such a cuck. They weren't even married. Literally raising a bastard kid.

post timeskip rock lee

Rock Lee was like someone who knew about the LooksPill but tried to LooksMax anyway and work as hard as he could. Despite being one of the truest of cels.

He did act beta with Sakura during the forest of death but it seemed like he was being ironic. Like he knew he was acting beta but he did it anyway because he wanted to prove a point (that he didn't have to pretend to be "alpha").

I relate with Rock Lee in a way (pre Kimimaru Rock Lee, as I said after that his character was a joke).

I also loved when Rock Lee beat the hell out of Sasuke at the

His character was pretty much raped after the Gaara fight though.

"Hard work beats out natural talent" might not be true but it's all we got as incels.



neiji who died white knighting for hinata who always cucked him for naruto

Neji was a total cuck. He's like an LDARcel. He just accepted his fate and maybe he would've went ER on the Hyuugas if he lived but I doubt it.

in the last he was a chad because he was 5'11(japan average height is like 3 inches below west so equivalent to 6'2 in the US),

> Tfw you're 5'11 barefoot

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Just Lol I have the exact opposite opinion of @Hunter


Also here's my extremely autistic post I made about Naruto in the survey thread. It was very underrated.

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Makes me feel like I'm one of them now.

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I would say I would be the Yondaime hokage (Minato).

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Me reading manga (manga -> anime)

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Kushina is definitely mommygf tier.

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Next up would be @uninstall

The Sandaime hokage (Sarutobi).

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He knew over a 1000 jutsu and was nicknamed "The Professor"

I consider this to be uninstall with all his approaches and techniques that he has shared with us.


Then we have @FACEandLMS the Shodai hokage (Hashirama).

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The founder of the village hidden in the leaves, Faceandlms is like this guy with his influential youtube videos that have really made the black pill widespread.

Though for relevance let's say he's the Raikage instead (but still technically the Shodai hokage)

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For obvious reasons . . .


Now we have @Ritalincel the Nidaime hokage (Tobirama).

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By far the most militant and fierce hokage.

This is like Ritalincel since he had his soldiers, the RDF spread his values throughout this forum much like Tobirama established the modern ninja village system.

A fierce fighter, Ritalincel like Tobirama constantly wages war on the battlefield, humiliating cucks and soyboys and sending them back to reddit with their tail between their legs where they belong.

I personally voted for Ritalincel as my favorite user btw in the poll.

and last we have @Fontaine

He would be the Godaime hokage (Tsunade)

Out of all the hokages the Godaime was by far the least popular and most hated and was considered largely both incompetent and ineffectual during its rule.

Here's a gender swapped version for him, since it's originally supposed to be a foid.

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@UltraFayJr.


Honorable mention to @Zyros

He would be Orochimaru

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A hokage candidate, was ultimate rejected by Sarutobi for having too dark of a heart.

They both share a vampiric aesthetic in common, long flowing pitch black hair, and a contempt for nature.

Though he didn't make it to hokage, he's still one of the 3 legendary Sannin.




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Like an anime villain!
 
Actually this is pretty blackpilled when you think about it.

Sakura and Naruto are actually westerners according to Kishimoto (when asked what race they were).

I had to google Hinata's English VA just now. I remember how perfect her dub voice was (she actually sounded like she was Japanese). Of course she was Asian, I just knew she had to be.

He ditched Sakura for the sweet, pure Asian girl Hinata who would always be loyal to him and love him.



Lol Shiku was such a cuck. They weren't even married. Literally raising a bastard kid.



Rock Lee was like someone who knew about the LooksPill but tried to LooksMax anyway and work as hard as he could. Despite being one of the truest of cels.

He did act beta with Sakura during the forest of death but it seemed like he was being ironic. Like he knew he was acting beta but he did it anyway because he wanted to prove a point (that he didn't have to pretend to be "alpha").

I relate with Rock Lee in a way (pre Kimimaru Rock Lee, as I said after that his character was a joke).

I also loved when Rock Lee beat the hell out of Sasuke at the

His character was pretty much raped after the Gaara fight though.

"Hard work beats out natural talent" might not be true but it's all we got as incels.





Neji was a total cuck. He's like an LDARcel. He just accepted his fate and maybe he would've went ER on the Hyuugas if he lived but I doubt it.



> Tfw you're 5'11 barefoot

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Just Lol I have the exact opposite opinion of @Hunter


Also here's my extremely autistic post I made about Naruto in the survey thread. It was very underrated.


rock lee was textbook beta cuck imo. sure he may have been a cuck ironically but he still cucked. i used to look up to him as a kid but now i cringe at the thought of him protecting sakura, easily the most vile and horrid foid in naruto reminicent of real life stacies until his dying breath. and he didnt get anything in return apart from virtue signal. textbook bluepilled cuck with a hint of redpill flamboyance. imo neji werent really a cuck after naruto beat him. he just became more open to the idea of hard work being able to compensate in some areas and he didnt cuck himself to protect hinata since shes his cousin. kushina is god tier mommy gf.
 
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rock lee was textbook beta cuck imo. sure he may have been a cuck ironically but he still cucked. i used to look up to him as a kid but now i cringe at the thought of him protecting sakura, easily the most vile and horrid foid in naruto reminicent of real life stacies until his dying breath. and he didnt get anything in return apart from virtue signal. textbook bluepilled cuck with a hint of redpill flamboyance. imo neji werent really a cuck after naruto beat him. he just became more open to the idea of hard work being able to compensate in some areas and he didnt cuck himself to protect hinata since shes his cousin. kushina is god tier mommy gf.

Yes well Sakura is based off of a white girl so what do you expect.

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Kishimoto really did a good job with her character, nailed these whores perfectly.

The whole Naruto has a Yellow Pill message when you really think about it.

And yeah Rock Lee was pretty cucked, I got the impression from him was he always wanted to be a beta nice guy that wins the girl over and he knows that's BS but he just does it anyway because he's too stubborn to change even after realizing how ugly he is and getting black pilled.

He's still a cuck though.

I never watched Boruto because I don't like shonen (too normie, especially Shonen Jump, the absolute worst) anymore, (I only like the ones I watched as a kid)

Though it's pretty obvious Rock Lee married TenTen (Chinese girl) and ascended with her abandoning the whore Sakura.

It was obvious though he was just clowning Sakura. Definitely still cucked though.

Yeah I know what you mean with the trp, purple pill stuff.

When I used to post on /r/theredpill people would talk about Rock Lee all the time was so cringe yet no one ever recognized how he was ugly and failed with western girls (and only ascended with an Asian girl) which is the true meaning of his character.

Neji was just too much of a defeatist cuck. After Naruto beat him it completely broke his spirit. That's why I call him an LDARcel.

Neji as a character pretty much ended by the Sasuke Retrieval Arc and you can tell this by the way Kishimoto neglected him throughout the series (while turning Lee to comic relief filler).

The whole thing was just a retarded, homoerotic story.

Sasuke was Naruto's oneitis and he was his beta orbiter, it was so pathetic how he white knighted so much for him even as a kid I was cringing at this :bluepill:

I only watched for the fights and because Kakashi was cool

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Kakashi's the ultimate weeb. Doesn't stress over anything, constantly reading hentai and chilling. He was always my favorite.

You know how teachers in school go easy on girls because they're cucks?

Kakashi has told Sakura from day 1 how useless she is lol.

Pussy halo don't work on him.
 
Yes well Sakura is based off of a white girl so what do you expect.

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Kishimoto really did a good job with her character, nailed these whores perfectly.

The whole Naruto has a Yellow Pill message when you really think about it.

And yeah Rock Lee was pretty cucked, I got the impression from him was he always wanted to be a beta nice guy that wins the girl over and he knows that's BS but he just does it anyway because he's too stubborn to change even after realizing how ugly he is and getting black pilled.

He's still a cuck though.

I never watched Boruto because I don't like shonen (too normie, especially Shonen Jump, the absolute worst) anymore, (I only like the ones I watched as a kid)

Though it's pretty obvious Rock Lee married TenTen (Chinese girl) and ascended with her abandoning the whore Sakura.

It was obvious though he was just clowning Sakura. Definitely still cucked though.

Yeah I know what you mean with the trp, purple pill stuff.

When I used to post on /r/theredpill people would talk about Rock Lee all the time was so cringe yet no one ever recognized how he was ugly and failed with western girls (and only ascended with an Asian girl) which is the true meaning of his character.

Neji was just too much of a defeatist cuck. After Naruto beat him it completely broke his spirit. That's why I call him an LDARcel.

Neji as a character pretty much ended by the Sasuke Retrieval Arc and you can tell this by the way Kishimoto neglected him throughout the series (while turning Lee to comic relief filler).

The whole thing was just a retarded, homoerotic story.

Sasuke was Naruto's oneitis and he was his beta orbiter, it was so pathetic how he white knighted so much for him even as a kid I was cringing at this :bluepill:

I only watched for the fights and because Kakashi was cool

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Kakashi's the ultimate weeb. Doesn't stress over anything, constantly reading hentai and chilling. He was always my favorite.

You know how teachers in school go easy on girls because they're cucks?

Kakashi has told Sakura from day 1 how useless she is lol.

Pussy halo don't work on him.

kakashi is based. i definitely agree with sakura and ino representing western whores. kishis depiction of them were very accurate. i disagree on neji though. he isnt a cel to begin with, he is normie tier looks wise but talented as fuck. tenten orbited him and he could probably go for foids far above tentens league if he wanted to but he didnt care about pussy, he focused his attention on training and statusmaxxing(MGTOWpilled). after the naruto fight he was more open to hard work so he became completely red pilled(because red pill is hard work + genetics = success). he like the rest of konoha 11 became completely obscure after that. rock lee was a cuck and ended up betabuxxing for tenten who was low tier(not because shes asian) anyway. you hit the nail on the head about naruto though. naruto was just cuckmaxxed during the majority of the show. in pt1 not only was cucking himself to sakura enough but he had to also homocuck himself to sausage too as if orbiting sakura wasnt enough. i still think rock lee is the king of cucks. at least naruto was in general more successful than lee seeing as he went on dates with sakura, got her to confess her love to him(albeit it being completely bullshit) , ended up bringing sausage back and statusmaxxed. this being all due to his good genetics. rock lee got a flower from sakura(virtue signal) and that was quite literally it as he had awful genetics and was originally poor at every aspect of combat then taijutsu maxxed to try to compensate( equivalent to manlets coping, trying to compensate by becoming gymcels).
 
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I remember when I used to hang out on Naruto forums as a kid talking about the latest chapter release (what awful s*** holes these were infested with ironic "weeb" foids and queers now that I think about it).

Everyone used to call him "Saucekeg" or "Sauce" never Sausage though. That's way better.

I say Neji is a cuck because he was volcel and was upset over his status.

I consider him like ER. He's born to this important family (ER hollyweird Neji hyuuga) but can't capitalize off it because of low status (ER with blonde stacies, Neji with wanting to redeem his father and not be part of the slave branch).

When really if they went after Asian girls (ER obvious) (Neji with TenTen) they'd be way happier and wouldn't care about their perceived lack of status (which was all in their heads because those Asian girls would make them feel like kings which they would be).

But that's my bias against MGTOWs that I hate Neji so much (I don't see the point as Yellow Pilled when even old, disgusting westerners can go literally buy some SEA teen ricegirl).

he like the rest of konoha 11 became completely obscure after that.

Yeah that's why I prefer part 1 (before sasuke retrieval)

Kishimoto is really good at world building, and character making, but he is awful at writing. He creates these awesome elaborate worlds but gets lost in them and is too retarded to have a story to match the world and loses track of all his characters that just get lost in the shuffle.

He's really an awful mangaka, the world is cool but as a writer he's garbage. A lot of manga have separate writers and illustrators which is good because the writing is just as important as the visuals.

It's like games today (Another Era Pill for you). The games are all about graphics but no one cares about gameplay anymore (except Japanese).

The only excuse I give Naruto is he was too retarded to realize Hinata liked him. Other than that he is cucked out.

Btw I don't really agree with the Naruto good genetics thing. Naruto was pretty normie.

Keep in mind, Minato is supposed to be Kishimoto's self-insert character. Kushina is even based off of Kishi's (lol i hate this nickname, that's what all the foids used to call him back in the day on those cringe forums, I'm just writing this to be ironic) wife.

Minato came from an average, no name, generic fodder ninja family. He had no special powers or abilities.

Yet he was the strongest Hokage because he developed his own technique.

He became Konoha's Yellow Flash.

That's why I like Minato so much, because I relate to him as my technique is the Yellow Pill and I was born with nothing but still made my own style that could potentially make me more powerful than everyone (true love with a Nihonese mommygf waifu like Kushina and I would consider myself 100x any Chad in the west).

In reality Naruto himself is normie with cheat code Kurama.

Sasuke was the one with godtier genetics but he was a crazy faggot (it went to his head and made him vain, narcissistic etc.. that's why he's so unhappy even after marrying Sakura and abandons her and her daughter, it's never enough for these people, he's like an ER, or probably like how ER would be if he actually got the Stacie he wanted so badly)

Kakashi is also another one of these no names that became powerful on their own.

His dad was good, but his dad was just elite fodder (he was a good ninja but had nothing to do with genes).

Kakashi was godtier all on his own from dedication (he was autistically training since he was a little kid, like those Asians that go to cram schools).

He got sharingan cheat code but redeemed himself after he lost it by still being kage tier regardless, and it came at a price since it messed up his body bad and he couldn't handle it so really it evened itself out and brought him back where he started in terms of advantages and disadvantages.

I relate to Kakashi too, not as much as Minato but he's a cool character as well. Now that I'm an adult looking back at the show Minato is my favorite.

I like Kakashi for WeebMaxxing (though Minato was also a manga geek).

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Minato is also 100% BoyMaxxed
 
neiji who died white knighting for hinata who always cucked him for naruto

Neji is the biggest cuck tbh. Did he even have sex before he died?
 
neji was based and blackpilled as fuck before naruto beat him. rock lee was a purplepilled cuck. naruto was bluepilled to the core.
You do realize you are the rock lee. "MUH NO FAP WILL CURE ME" :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: doesn't sound much different than rock lee thinking his training will make up for his shit chakra genetics.
 
Actually this is pretty blackpilled when you think about it.

Sakura and Naruto are actually westerners according to Kishimoto (when asked what race they were).

I had to google Hinata's English VA just now. I remember how perfect her dub voice was (she actually sounded like she was Japanese). Of course she was Asian, I just knew she had to be.

He ditched Sakura for the sweet, pure Asian girl Hinata who would always be loyal to him and love him.



Lol Shiku was such a cuck. They weren't even married. Literally raising a bastard kid.



Rock Lee was like someone who knew about the LooksPill but tried to LooksMax anyway and work as hard as he could. Despite being one of the truest of cels.

He did act beta with Sakura during the forest of death but it seemed like he was being ironic. Like he knew he was acting beta but he did it anyway because he wanted to prove a point (that he didn't have to pretend to be "alpha").

I relate with Rock Lee in a way (pre Kimimaru Rock Lee, as I said after that his character was a joke).

I also loved when Rock Lee beat the hell out of Sasuke at the

His character was pretty much raped after the Gaara fight though.

"Hard work beats out natural talent" might not be true but it's all we got as incels.





Neji was a total cuck. He's like an LDARcel. He just accepted his fate and maybe he would've went ER on the Hyuugas if he lived but I doubt it.



> Tfw you're 5'11 barefoot

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Just Lol I have the exact opposite opinion of @Hunter


Also here's my extremely autistic post I made about Naruto in the survey thread. It was very underrated.


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