JFL Napoléon's successors mog him to Elba island and back

[DostoevskyCel]

It's well known that Napoleon's wife had numerous affairs even while he was at war judging by his lineage's hairlines, those kids aren't even his, just be the most powerful man in Europe theory debunked

 

[Irredeemable]

Napoleon III was a big failure, his biggest achievement was uniting Germany and crashing France with no survivors

 

[trying to ascend]

Josephine, for her part, tolerated his passion but didn't exactly enjoy it — she even cheated on him while he was off conquering Italy in the summer of 1796. The balance of power between them shifted, however, as soon as Napoleon confronted her about the affair. ... This news shattered Bonaparte in turn

He claimed to a friend, while in exile on Saint Helena, that "I truly loved my Joséphine, but I did not respect her."

JFL at this cuck, just conquer italy while your wife sucks chad theory

 

[DostoevskyCel]

Napoleon III was a big failure, his biggest achievement was uniting Germany and crashing France with no survivors

well the Prussians were riding a high off Frederick II and after the Napoleons the unification wars fucked Germany hard, but yeah in the end it was better for Germany

 

[proudweeb]

Napoleon III was a big failure, his biggest achievement was uniting Germany and crashing France with no survivors

lmao this image is literally one of the worst moggings in history

imagine getting captured by the enemy then having to personally EXPLAIN YOUR FAILURE to Otto Von Bismarck also Germany getting united in the process and then brutally mogging France for the next century

 

[DostoevskyCel]

Josephine, for her part, tolerated his passion but didn't exactly enjoy it — she even cheated on him while he was off conquering Italy in the summer of 1796. The balance of power between them shifted, however, as soon as Napoleon confronted her about the affair. ... This news shattered Bonaparte in turn

He claimed to a friend, while in exile on Saint Helena, that "I truly loved my Joséphine, but I did not respect her."

JFL at this cuck, just conquer italy while your wife sucks chad theory

you need to be turbo med / germanic giga chad to keep a loyal wife

if you bear no resemblance to any of these men nothing will stop your wife from being magnetised to chad

 

[SCP-Gorillion]

you need to be turbo med / germanic giga chad to keep a loyal wife
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if you bear no resemblance to any of these men nothing will stop your wife from being magnetised to chad

white chads