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JFL Name something that might be all over a woman

the touch of satan
 
cock in a fraternity house
 
chads saliva from licking her all night
 
>Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

>Contestant: "The penis"

>SH: "A WUH... HUH??"

>audience erupts into laughter

>Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

>laughter gets even louder

>SH: "O lordy..."

>one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

>SH: "YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP"

>the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

>the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

>SH: (putting on a weary voice) "Survey says..."

>the board shows 100 for "penis"

>Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
 
very odd how you could ask: "what is the only valuable contribution women can offer to society?" and the answer would be the same
 

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