Serious My uncle wants me to marry one of his daughters

[tehgymcel420]

I have a chance to go to Egypt and marry one of my uncle's daughters (my cousins), all are fat and ugly. In return I will have to work on his sugar cane plantation, I will be earning roughly the equivalent of $3.27 for every 12 hour shift. I won't be able to afford a house or apartment with these wages, but he'll give me a small plot of land and a tent. Should I accept? This looks like my last chance for a decent life.

@Copexodius Maximus @ilieknothing

 

[Nosecel_]

GO ASCEND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE GO GO GO

 

[Tarquinius]

Egypt is going to collapse from a lack of water and food soon. Not worth it.

 

[wereq.feelsdevil]

marry one of my uncle's daughters (my cousins)

 

[Ci Jey]

Go ascend habibi
Anything is better than inceldom at this point

 

[idgaf]

I wouldn't consider that a decent life tbh

 

[PLA1092]

Fuck no. A tent? He probably wants you to make inbred shitskin children too.

 

[BornToLose]

What ascension looks like for an inkwell mofo.

 

[Lonelyus]

I have a chance to go to Egypt and marry one of my uncle's daughters (my cousins), all are fat and ugly. In return I will have to work on his sugar cane plantation, I will be earning roughly the equivalent of $3.27 for every 12 hour shift. I won't be able to afford a house or apartment with these wages, but he'll give me a small plot of land and a tent. Should I accept? This looks like my last chance for a decent life.

@Copexodius Maximus @ilieknothing

Fakecel, Go ascend, I would if i could

 

[Esoteric7]

This sounds like a perfect plot for an incel movie

 

[lifefuel]

I would do it but only if I could choose which daughter (and I would secretly abort her babies if she gets preggo)

 

[FastBlast]

I will be earning roughly the equivalent of $3.27 for every 12 hour shift

I won't be able to afford a house or apartment with these wages, but he'll give me a small plot of land and a tent

my last chance for a decent life

JFL at your standards for a "decent" life

 

[weaselbomber]

GO ASCEND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE GO GO GO

 

[lifefuel]

I would do it but only if I could choose which daughter (and I would secretly abort her babies if she gets preggo)

Wait nah 12 hours farming sugar....nah

 

[FrothySolutions]

small plot of land and a tent.

Absolutely not, holy shit.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

This sounds like a perfect plot for an incel movie

...

 

[LifeMaxxer]

Incel in lax first world country lifestyle or whatever your uncle just recommended. I guess if you are bored

 

[CruxGammata]

$3.27 for every 12 hour shift

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I have a chance to go to Egypt and marry one of my uncle's daughters (my cousins), all are fat and ugly. In return I will have to work on his sugar cane plantation, I will be earning roughly the equivalent of $3.27 for every 12 hour shift. I won't be able to afford a house or apartment with these wages, but he'll give me a small plot of land and a tent. Should I accept? This looks like my last chance for a decent life.

@Copexodius Maximus @ilieknothing

when you mentioned tents, I immediately knew this was a shit post

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

Do you want to live like an olden negro on the plantation for some incestous poontang? You are adept at english why not try to be a translator or teach english and earn a liveable wage in pyramidland out in the redneck county or something

 

[tandoorichickencel]

Volcel if you wouldnt

 

[ilieknothing]

I have a chance to go to Egypt and marry one of my uncle's daughters (my cousins), all are fat and ugly. In return I will have to work on his sugar cane plantation, I will be earning roughly the equivalent of $3.27 for every 12 hour shift. I won't be able to afford a house or apartment with these wages, but he'll give me a small plot of land and a tent. Should I accept? This looks like my last chance for a decent life.

@Copexodius Maximus @ilieknothing

You should withhold food from your wife and also make her run around the sugar fields to lose weight.

Once your wife is thin flee to the Canadian embassy in Cairo

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Explain

He’s obviously just joking

 

[Truecelcel]

I have a chance to go to Egypt and marry one of my uncle's daughters (my cousins), all are fat and ugly. In return I will have to work on his sugar cane plantation, I will be earning roughly the equivalent of $3.27 for every 12 hour shift. I won't be able to afford a house or apartment with these wages, but he'll give me a small plot of land and a tent. Should I accept? This looks like my last chance for a decent life.

@Copexodius Maximus @ilieknothing

DO IT

 

[yung loner]

Just be ethnic theory

 

[BornToLose]

Just be ethnic theory

Over for mayocels.

 

[ilieknothing]

You should withhold food from your wife and also make her run around the sugar fields to lose weight.

Once your wife is thin flee to the Canadian embassy in Cairo

Also can you fish fesikh from the Nile and sell it at Zabaleen for extra cash?

 

[erenswaifu]

GO ASCEND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE GO GO GO

 

[tehgymcel420]

He’s obviously just joking

I'm not, look at the serious tag.

 

[WAFFLEMASTER205]

have fun

 

[3000showers]

West: incel, no job , rope

Egypt: wife, job , tent, fesikh

i wouldnt think much

 

[jbwbeliever]

they really all fat and ugly tho? i doubt it tbh just pick better one i guess

 

[TheCatMan]

That sounds like a horrible life.

 

[night-20]

You will regret it if you accept.

 

[Socio Cynical]

What's the quality of the land? Can you make a little farm for yourself and build a small house?
How bad is that wage in Egypt?
Imagine you went through with it and she cheats on you anyways jesus christ

 

[Dravidiancel]

Not worth it brocel.i need atleast a 5/10 foid because I'm 4.5/10.I would rather stay single than ascend with a fat ugly bitch.I am ready to betabuxx a 6/10 girl but i won't go for anything less than that.

 

[Friday I'm In Love]

ban this nigga asap

 

[BlueCore]

Doesn't sound like it's worth it if this is serious

 

[Diddy]

Muslim moment

 

[Eugenicelsarefunny]

God damn I would rather stay incel to go to some shit country for some landwhale

 

[Zerosum]

I have a chance to go to Egypt and marry one of my uncle's daughters (my cousins), all are fat and ugly. In return I will have to work on his sugar cane plantation, I will be earning roughly the equivalent of $3.27 for every 12 hour shift. I won't be able to afford a house or apartment with these wages, but he'll give me a small plot of land and a tent. Should I accept? This looks like my last chance for a decent life.

@Copexodius Maximus @ilieknothing

Im jealous, take advantage of what you can get. I say unless you’re a betabuxxer or a cuck that puts up with cheating (These guys just make our situation worse by enabling evil foid behavior) generally, beggars can’t be choosers. Just remember it’s better to be a incel than a cuck.

 

[ItsovERfucks]

That sounds like a horrible life.

 

[Uninvited]

Are you Coptic or Muslim?
If Muslim say you will only do it if you can marry all 3

 

[tehgymcel420]

Doesn't sound like it's worth it if this is serious

Pussy is still pussy though?

 

[BlueCore]

Pussy is still pussy though?

sure but the living situation doesn't sound great

 

[Nig nog pilled]

GO ASCEND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE GO GO GO