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My typical day as an incel

Subhuman Niceguy

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  1. Wake up
  2. Wish I had a foid in my bed
  3. Let the depression pass
  4. Eat breakfast alone
  5. Shower, to smell good, even though foids hate me
  6. Work on my memoirs before I rope
  7. Go to the park, alone
  8. Browse online auctions for stuff
  9. Think back on high school, and how I have never had a gf
  10. 7pm is the start of the NHL hockey games, I cope by listening to the games on the radio
  11. See if my sports bets won anything, if I did - I'm headed to a Bitcoin ATM
  12. Get to sleep, by either taking sleeping pills, or by using alcohol.
 
Brutal no reply pill.
 
1. Wake up in the afternoon.
2. Breakfast alone as usual.
3. Browse this forum.
4. Masturbate.
5. Sleep.
 
mine:
wake up
do your mom
eat breakfest
do your mom
read a good book
do your mom
eat lunch
do your mom
play video games
do your mom
make dinner, with your mom
eat the dinner
do your mom
watch the stars while doing @Mentally lost cel's mom
Hahaha so funny
 
  1. Wake up
  2. Wish I had a foid in my bed
  3. Let the depression pass
  4. Eat breakfast alone
  5. Shower, to smell good, even though foids hate me
  6. Work on my memoirs before I rope
  7. Go to the park, alone
  8. Browse online auctions for stuff
  9. Think back on high school, and how I have never had a gf
  10. 7pm is the start of the NHL hockey games, I cope by listening to the games on the radio
  11. See if my sports bets won anything, if I did - I'm headed to a Bitcoin ATM
  12. Get to sleep, by either taking sleeping pills, or by using alcohol.
There's lots of ways to be around people.

I don't think isolation is a good option.

Work, a social job, restaurant, whatever,. Interaction.

Groups, men's church group, hobby group, cycling club.

Meetup, lots of clubs.

Volunteer, soup kitchen.
 
Why would you wanna listen to random guys playing hockey?
 
Share betting tips brocel we all want to get rich:feelsaww:
 
Why would you wanna listen to random guys playing hockey?
The NHL has some of the best male commentators in all of sports. Their voices get me pumped up, they sound heroic.
Share betting tips brocel we all want to get rich:feelsaww:
This is just my personal opinion!

Ice hockey is my favorite sport to bet on, because it is one of the fastest sports on Earth. My outlook on the 2022 season is:

  • The Anaheim Ducks not making the playoffs (sorry, they should not have lost to Seattle :feelsohgod:)
  • The Calgary Flames, The Colorado Avalanche, The Carolina Hurricanes, The Florida Panthers, and The Tampa Bay Lightning are my favorites to win the cup, they are all offensive powerhouses.
  • Canadian teams will struggle this year in the playoffs (more than normal), because Canadian teams could not afford to spend money during the pandemic like American teams were.
  • The Winnipeg Jets are very shaky this season, Ottawa is not going to win many games they traded away too much talent.
  • The New Jersey Devils are probably the worst team in the Metropolitan division, along with the Philadelphia Flyers.
  • The New York Rangers have been impressive this season, they will make the playoffs.
  • There have been fewer 0:0 ties at the end of the third period since games resumed following the COVID lockdowns.
  • If you bet score lines in ice hockey, take into consideration a coach pulling their goalie in the dying minutes of the game (add a goal to the stronger team's score). :feelsokman:
 
Right now - I'm on #9. :cryfeels:
 

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