My thoughts on switch 2

[Stupid Clown]

Mario Kart has an ugly art style and looks worse than 8. The main gimmick is cool I guess
But possibly $80-100? Bs
They fucking ruined Donkey Kong. Disgusting abomination
Switch 2 specs look better but curious about battery life
Lack of oiled screen is greedy.
GameCube online being exclusive to switch 2 is kike behavior.

I'll be honest. I have 0 interest in Nintendo anymore. Aesthetics wise their games just don't appeal to me anymore. Like.... Wtf is this


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[BlueCore]

Fuck modern gayming

What the fuck even is all this shit

 

[Skelly]

Fuck modern gayming

What the fuck even is all this shit

cashgrab to squeeze money out of cucks and soys

 

[Stupid Clown]

Fuck modern gayming

What the fuck even is all this shit

Fortnite aesthetics

 

[starystulejarz]

Like.... Wtf is this

Mario Odyssey + Hulk smash + Soylent

= New Donkey Kong

 

[Keulut]

Who even buys a Switch. Worst plattform and device out there.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Is this a fully new Donkey Kong game? Looks fun. Graphics are Fortnite shit, but that's to be expected.

I may sound like a soy like the comments there, but I'll probably give this a try.

 

[starystulejarz]

Who even buys a Switch. Worst plattform and device out there.

foid console

 

[starystulejarz]

 

[Stupid Clown]

Mario Odyssey + Hulk smash + Soylent View attachment 1420712 = New Donkey Kong
Jfl

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Ofc. Half the consumers are brainless foids which is why they dumb games down

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Jfl

 

[Keulut]

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Only women are stupid enough to buy those shitty mini games for the full price from the store.

 

[Keulut]

Imagine buying it full price for a mobile game.


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[Todd Thundercock]

I assume the MSRP*** asterisks are TRUMP'S EVIL TARIFFS MEAN THIS IS REALLY $100 GET EM SOYBOYS

 

[starystulejarz]

Fanboys are funny, another generation? Since when they won anything? Not a single game on Switch was better than 7/10

 

[Lonelyus]

I assume the MSRP*** asterisks are TRUMP'S EVIL TARIFFS MEAN THIS IS REALLY $100 GET EM SOYBOYS

Trumps tariffs can go fuck themselves, Lets see what happens when everyone buys european and that country that relies on import fucks itself, Most items in my house says made in china anyway LMAO, Trump is basically just giving china more customers as he removes himself off europe with tariffs haha

 

[Stupid Clown]

View attachment 1420723Fanboys are funny, another generation? Since when they won anything? Not a single game on Switch was better than 7/10

Duskbloods will be a multiplayer game too.

 

[starystulejarz]

Duskbloods will be a multiplayer game too.

lmao what a piece of normie slop. They for real has become a new Pokemon x Fortnite company. That's how i see them now.

 

[starystulejarz]

>This is a PvPvE-based multiplayer action game in which up to 8 players battle each other and players battle their enemies. Players become the “Duskbloods,” who have gained powers beyond those of humans through the power of special blood, and find themselves in an epic battle for the “First Blood.

i don't want that slop even for free you can have it as exclusive forever even add denuvo 3.0 i don't give a single damn

 

[Stupid Clown]

i don't want that slop even for free you can have it as exclusive forever even add denuvo 3.0 i don't give a single damn

JFL

 

[fukurou]

Switch 2 is underwhelming.

the mic and camera features are a bad Idea, cause it will just remind me how I don't have friends.

the new game releases they featured were shit.

but if metal eden gets ported, cyberpunk 2077 is mid tier but not too shab, Alabaster dawn is on the way.

also its comfy for VNs. and they may make new boxing games.

the double mouse feature is also shit.

and they may make an upgrade to redout 2.

I am very disappointed they are not bringing back the pokewalker.

pokemon ZA, Metroid, and faggot cart are not appealing at all.

 

[starystulejarz]

also its comfy for VNs

90% of VNs are censored trash or Fujo shit for foids. Only PC has all kind of VNs.

I want to smack scientists that made studies showing that foids are not visual creatures. Fucking retards they are buying those shitty 2d Chad lusting VNs at mass.

 

[fukurou]

90% of VNs are censored trash or Fujo shit for foids. Only PC has all kind of VNs.

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I want to smack scientists that made studies showing that foids are not visual creatures. Fucking retards they are buying those shitty 2d Chad lusting VNs at mass.

I prefer censored VNs, they don't have any foot scenes anyways. on uncensored VNs I just skip the lame scenes.

Loopers, together we live, witch's garden are fun.

 

[starystulejarz]

 

[FuckYou]

what the hell is that donkey kong design? they fucked it up. it looks like somebody got drunk and tried to draw him from memory.

 

[V c z s q e]

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JFL

 

[Hoppipolla]

It's bizarre to me that even with all this tech we end up with a Donkey Kong game that looks worse and less sophisticated than DKC from over 30 years ago.

 

[PersonaPimp]

Modern gayming sucks. Fuck nintendo.

 

[Hoppipolla]

Other than my thoughts on the games... the console itself... idk. It's basically a Switch with higher specs.

I do find it strange that consoles now are pretty pricey! The GBA launched at $100 (adjusting for inflation $180) and this thing will be $450!

Plus people have way less cash now.

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Wow that's crazy.

Does anyone out there actually LIKE having to wait for games and day one patches to download just to play a game...

 

[wgm24]

The game looks fun but I wouldn't pay for a Nintendo console

 

[Maikowski]

I've been PC master race most of my life, haven't owned a console since Xbox

 

[LostSoulUK]

They all fuckin cartoon baby games as expected, at least sony has a balance from the last of us to ratchet & clank. Nintendo is literally all baby games, except maybe Metro which looks like a generic Halo fps.

No trophies either, ffs is it that hard to implement this, otherwhise I ain't buying ur 3rd party games over playstation without trophy system for triple the price

 

[femcelbreedingnig]

Imagine buying it full price for a mobile game.


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HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA. The last good era for gaming quality and price was wii u/ps4/xbox one. It all went to shit once 1080p was the newest graphics. Nothing was wrong with the wii u and I would’ve had the best childhood with it.

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

Nostalgia and my love for Nintendo growing up will probably draw to invest in one eventually. The graphics might not be the best but I still like my switch. Perfect for laying in bed and rotting for a few hours.

 

[femcelbreedingnig]

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I just realized that it isn’t even worth it. You have to buy for the cartridge and then the games. All that just to conserve physical space.

And if you lose it? JFL

 

[femcelbreedingnig]

A lot of people are trying to say the switch 2 is actually more affordable compared to the 90s

This is the affordability company btw, and I keep seeing them use mean over median salary. Copers gonna cope. Not to mention paid online, DLC, camera set up and possible other microtransaction costs. Makes me glad I gave up on life and not try to live like an avg joe

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]

Fuck modern gayming

What the fuck even is all this shit

 

[TheCatMan]

As soon as I saw Legends ZA was for Switch 1 there's no point in getting Switch 2. I'll probably get a used one off Ebay in a couple years.