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I found the holy grail. I have researched the stock market for over 20 years and I have finally found a 100% failsafe trading strategy. I have tested it for about 5 years. It is failsafe regardless of the market conditions. It is also a flexible strategy that will modify itself automatically as time goes by. I was able to double a demo account about 10 times in a row with this strategy within the last year.

I have now started to collect real money for this. I am working night and day to get the money. I am trying to safe up 100k within 3 years and I will continuously add the money to the trading account. If all goes well then in 7 years I will be filthy fucking rich. By the time I will be 45. Then I will spend my time in my luxury house with it's own pool and a big garage with a couple of Ferraris. I will escortcel, too of course. I know I will not ascend and I dont mind anymore. I am old and have accepted my fate. Of course a real relationship would be much better than escortcelling but if this is not going to happen you have to take what you can get.

10 nice years and then I will probably die anyway around 55 to 60 which is fine. If this plan works out everything will be ok for me. It is not the life I wanted but it will be good cope.

If I am wrong and I lose even the money I have worked for then fuck it... My life is shit in this case anyway so who even cares?
 
I hope it works out well for you bro.
 
Hope the moneymaxxing goes well. Too bad Im too low IQ to understand stocks and shit
 
I found the holy grail. I have researched the stock market for over 20 years and I have finally found a 100% failsafe trading strategy.

JFL come on dude, you with this again, it took you two decades to get to this point supposedly, what makes you think its going to work. Whose the say the market doesn't change/alter, or your observations were flawed due to missing some key detail. Also whats the point of boasting about something this big as "I WILL DO IT", you should save boasts for after you achieve it, come back and claim "I HAVE DONE IT".

There's no telling what could happen in the coming years that affects the stock market

I was able to double a demo account about 10 times in a row with this strategy within the last year.

Very vague.

It could be that you had $10 and you doubled it 10 times and now have $10,240, that's a decent chunk of change but at that rate I can't see it as something you would end up retiring on, because I doubt its that simple and you can just magically double that $10,000 into $20,000, and so on.

Nobody knows how much you have and what is the rate of increase, so that point by itself isn't really impressive until the numbers are conveyed

Then I will spend my time in my luxury house with it's own pool and a big garage with a couple of Ferraris.

JFL you are the worst kind of person to get rich, you remind me of all those lottery winners that go broke years after winning, what does a Ferrari actually do for you, nothing, and you want a "couple", are you going to drive all of them?. Also JFL at wanting a "luxury" house, if you are doing all of this to attract women that would make sense, but you plan on escortcelling anyways, so why not save all that money you painstakenly generated for yourself with DECADES OF RESEARCH, and just get a comfortable single bedroom apartment and a regular car, why buy things that will draw attention to you, make you a target, why not just be inconspicuous and enjoy your wealth.

I'm going to make 3 predictions of likelihood here:

1. This is not going to work, you aren't going to become rich

2. This is going to work, but you are going to end up going broke after a few years due to misuse/mismanagement of funds or your lavish spending is going to attract "sharks" and "schemers" who are going to scam you for your money

3. Your are going to try and "sell" this strategy of yours to other incels, or online in general. Kinda seems like you are advertising trying to draw in investors, some people might PM about it and you'll be like - "I can let you in on this, but I've invested so much time and effort, so not for free"
 
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JFL come on dude, you with this again, it took you two decades to get to this point supposedly, what makes you think its going to work. Whose the say the market doesn't change/alter, or your observations were flawed due to missing some key detail. Also whats the point of boasting about something this big as "I WILL DO IT", you should save boasts for after you achieve it, come back and claim "I HAVE DONE IT".

There's no telling what could happen in the coming years that affects the stock market



Very vague.

It could be that you had $10 and you doubled it 10 times and now have $10,240, that's a decent chunk of change but at that rate I can't see it as something you would end up retiring on, because I doubt its that simple and you can just magically double that $10,000 into $20,000, and so on.

Nobody knows how much you have and what is the rate of increase, so that point by itself isn't really impressive until the numbers are conveyed



JFL you are the worst kind of person to get rich, you remind me of all those lottery winners that go broke years after winning, what does a Ferrari actually do for you, nothing, and you want a "couple", are you going to drive all of them?. Also JFL at wanting a "luxury" house, if you are doing all of this to attract women that would make sense, but you plan on escortcelling anyways, so why not save all that money you painstakenly generated for yourself with DECADES OF RESEARCH, and just get a comfortable single bedroom apartment and a regular car, why buy things that will draw attention to you, make you a target, why not just be inconspicuous and enjoy your wealth.

I'm going to make 3 predictions of likelihood here:

1. This is not going to work, you aren't going to become rich

2. This is going to work, but you are going to end up going broke after a few years due to misuse/mismanagement of funds or your lavish spending is going to attract "sharks" and "schemers" who are going to scam you for your money

3. Your are going to try and "sell" this strategy of yours to other incels, or online in general. Kinda seems like you are advertising trying to draw in investors, some people might PM about it and you'll be like - "I can let you in on this, but I've invested so much time and effort, so not for free"
Wanted to make a post about it but you put it very well together... Stocks aren't that simple
 
It's over for mathematically/ financially retardedcels like me tho. Good luck.
 
be carefull to not go broke, but you sound like you know what you are doing
 
Wanted to make a post about it but you put it very well together... Stocks aren't that simple

If someone as been trying to crack the stock market for more than a decade and they aren't rich yet, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume they don't even know what to look for when it comes to analyzing the market, and they likely aren't ever going to succeed at it.

I myself plan on trying my hand at stocks, but 5 years at most would I invest into trying to "make it big".
 
You cannot make any money. It is just meme, a pretty bad one...
 
What’s the strategy help your incel bros out
 
I wish you luck, OP.
 
JFL come on dude, you with this again, it took you two decades to get to this point supposedly, what makes you think its going to work. Whose the say the market doesn't change/alter, or your observations were flawed due to missing some key detail. Also whats the point of boasting about something this big as "I WILL DO IT", you should save boasts for after you achieve it, come back and claim "I HAVE DONE IT".

There's no telling what could happen in the coming years that affects the stock market

The strategy has been tested under altering market conditions. This is why it takes decades. Only after several years you can tell if it actually works. If you test a trading strategy for a couple of months you do not know if it is working. I have tested hundreds of different trading strategies. This shit is not easy. It takes time.

Very vague.

It could be that you had $10 and you doubled it 10 times and now have $10,240, that's a decent chunk of change but at that rate I can't see it as something you would end up retiring on, because I doubt its that simple and you can just magically double that $10,000 into $20,000, and so on.

Nobody knows how much you have and what is the rate of increase, so that point by itself isn't really impressive until the numbers are conveyed

On one of the demo accounts I traded with 10k. Got it up to 10 million over several years. And it works in real life. I.e. Uli Höneß, a German dude that is a soccer manager managed to trade 10 million Euros up to over 150 million Euros (real money). It became known because he was arrested for tax fraud. Now of course the years after that he lost everything but that was just because his strategy was not able to handle altering market conditions. Mine does. I.e. when the market is in an up trend and suddeny enters into a downtrend I won't make much of a profit but the balance will stay about the same. I am currently working night and day and I transfer 1.5k a month to the trading account. I plan to have it up at 100k within the next three years at the latest. So I should accomplish this goal even if I just make about 3 percent per month I will still reach that goal. I just shouldn't lose money from the trading.

JFL you are the worst kind of person to get rich, you remind me of all those lottery winners that go broke years after winning, what does a Ferrari actually do for you, nothing, and you want a "couple", are you going to drive all of them?. Also JFL at wanting a "luxury" house, if you are doing all of this to attract women that would make sense, but you plan on escortcelling anyways, so why not save all that money you painstakenly generated for yourself with DECADES OF RESEARCH, and just get a comfortable single bedroom apartment and a regular car, why buy things that will draw attention to you, make you a target, why not just be inconspicuous and enjoy your wealth.

I'm going to make 3 predictions of likelihood here:

1. This is not going to work, you aren't going to become rich

2. This is going to work, but you are going to end up going broke after a few years due to misuse/mismanagement of funds or your lavish spending is going to attract "sharks" and "schemers" who are going to scam you for your money

3. Your are going to try and "sell" this strategy of yours to other incels, or online in general. Kinda seems like you are advertising trying to draw in investors, some people might PM about it and you'll be like - "I can let you in on this, but I've invested so much time and effort, so not for free"

Because whats the point of being rich if you don't buy yourself some fancy shit? I can already live a decent life with the money I am making. I make about 3k after taxes so I can buy anything I want except for fancy shit.

1. Possible but I don't think so.

2. Won't happen. I will never spend more than say 20% of my money on houses and cars and I will only invest in stock of big companies on my own bank accounts. I will never give any money to anyone for investing. I take care of my investments myself.

3. No I won't sell it. People selling strategies are always scammers because if their strategy works then why would they sell it? They would just use it to get rich themselves and then they wouldn't have to sell shit.
If someone as been trying to crack the stock market for more than a decade and they aren't rich yet, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume they don't even know what to look for when it comes to analyzing the market, and they likely aren't ever going to succeed at it.

I myself plan on trying my hand at stocks, but 5 years at most would I invest into trying to "make it big".

Sorry bro but this is where you are going totally wrong. A strategy needs to be tested over years. If you have not tested your strategy over a timeframe of at least 7 years it is worth shit. Because the market changes. I.e. back in 2001 if you had invested in Eur/USD you would have made huge profits until 2005. Then you would have lost it all. This is why you can not just look into trading for 2 or 3 years and think you have found a working strategy. And backtesting is also useless because the conditions back then were completely different from the conditions of today.
 
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Jews will decide your faith.
 
See you on the other side.
 
On one of the demo accounts I traded with 10k. Got it up to 10 million over several years.

Alright so now I'm confused, do you actually have 10 million dollars or is a "demo account" an account where you do "probability simulations" within an existing market without having to use real money?

Like you are trading using actual stocks but "virtually"

What software/system are you using for that, never even heard of anything like that, its like you are getting a "test run" of the market, also how can you even trust if its legit if its just "virtual trades".
 
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I wouldn't have thought it would work long term
Unless I guess you’re a certified genius of course
Have you tested it in market crash type scenarios

Good luck though

Maybe I’m just jealous ;)
 
I found the holy grail. I have researched the stock market for over 20 years and I have finally found a 100% failsafe trading strategy. I have tested it for about 5 years. It is failsafe regardless of the market conditions. It is also a flexible strategy that will modify itself automatically as time goes by. I was able to double a demo account about 10 times in a row with this strategy within the last year.

I have now started to collect real money for this. I am working night and day to get the money. I am trying to safe up 100k within 3 years and I will continuously add the money to the trading account. If all goes well then in 7 years I will be filthy fucking rich. By the time I will be 45. Then I will spend my time in my luxury house with it's own pool and a big garage with a couple of Ferraris. I will escortcel, too of course. I know I will not ascend and I dont mind anymore. I am old and have accepted my fate. Of course a real relationship would be much better than escortcelling but if this is not going to happen you have to take what you can get.

10 nice years and then I will probably die anyway around 55 to 60 which is fine. If this plan works out everything will be ok for me. It is not the life I wanted but it will be good cope.

If I am wrong and I lose even the money I have worked for then fuck it... My life is shit in this case anyway so who even cares?
Sounds like a last ditch attempt at life. I wish you best of luck and godspeed.
 
Babbys first backtesting.

3. Your are going to try and "sell" this strategy of yours to other incels, or online in general. Kinda seems like you are advertising trying to draw in investors, some people might PM about it and you'll be like - "I can let you in on this, but I've invested so much time and effort, so not for free"

Most likely reason for the OP's post. HIgh iq
 
I found the holy grail. I have researched the stock market for over 20 years and I have finally found a 100% failsafe trading strategy. I have tested it for about 5 years. It is failsafe regardless of the market conditions. It is also a flexible strategy that will modify itself automatically as time goes by. I was able to double a demo account about 10 times in a row with this strategy within the last year.

I have now started to collect real money for this. I am working night and day to get the money. I am trying to safe up 100k within 3 years and I will continuously add the money to the trading account. If all goes well then in 7 years I will be filthy fucking rich. By the time I will be 45. Then I will spend my time in my luxury house with it's own pool and a big garage with a couple of Ferraris. I will escortcel, too of course. I know I will not ascend and I dont mind anymore. I am old and have accepted my fate. Of course a real relationship would be much better than escortcelling but if this is not going to happen you have to take what you can get.

10 nice years and then I will probably die anyway around 55 to 60 which is fine. If this plan works out everything will be ok for me. It is not the life I wanted but it will be good cope.

If I am wrong and I lose even the money I have worked for then fuck it... My life is shit in this case anyway so who even cares?
Cope
 
Don't cope. Don't rope. ER instead!
 
What’s the strategy help your incel bros out
He's obviously not going to say because if he did everyone would try the strategy and the market would become efficient again, assuming his strategy is taking advantage of lack of market efficiency
I found the holy grail. I have researched the stock market for over 20 years and I have finally found a 100% failsafe trading strategy. I have tested it for about 5 years. It is failsafe regardless of the market conditions. It is also a flexible strategy that will modify itself automatically as time goes by. I was able to double a demo account about 10 times in a row with this strategy within the last year.
What demo platform do you use @virgin4life ? I don't want you to tell me the strategy but I do want to do some experimenting myself.
 
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What demo platform do you use @virgin4life ? I don't want you to tell me the strategy but I do want to do some experimenting myself.

I am using cmcmarkets right now. Many Brokers offer demo accounts based on MT4/5 which is probably the best option. When I trade with real money I will probably use a broker in my own country (so I can sue them if shit goes wrong) based on MT4 or MT5 because it is the best plattform IMO.
 
Hope you reach your goal. I don't understand that much about stocks at all so I wouldn't be able to do this.
 
Alright so now I'm confused, do you actually have 10 million dollars or is a "demo account" an account where you do "probability simulations" within an existing market without having to use real money?

Like you are trading using actual stocks but "virtually"

What software/system are you using for that, never even heard of anything like that, its like you are getting a "test run" of the market, also how can you even trust if its legit if its just "virtual trades".
It's basically exactly the same as real stocks in that the market fluctuations are just mimicking what's happening in real life, but applying the changes to virtual money to see how much you would have made if you had made the exact same decisions with the same amount of real money on the real exchange.
 
Hope you reach your goal. I don't understand that much about stocks at all so I wouldn't be able to do this.

I am facing two major problems right now. One I lack the starting capital. And two my main job takes away way too much time. Sometimes I am trading while I am working but that is pretty difficult and you can make mistakes if you do this. I will have to find a way to fix this.
 
Just planning this out and putting this much effort makes me hope you wish you would succeed. I do understand where you're coming from though, but increasing profit and trying to understand stocks is risky by itself.
 
I am facing two major problems right now. One I lack the starting capital. And two my main job takes away way too much time. Sometimes I am trading while I am working but that is pretty difficult and you can make mistakes if you do this. I will have to find a way to fix this.
Take out a loan if under the guise of something else (small business, new car, whatever you can be bothered to provide the paperwork for) if you're confident that the rate at which your total investment will increase will be more than the interest of the loan, as you don't exactly want to be in debt.
 
what's the point? I only look into alternatives to wagecucking because it's fucking tedious. Idc about making "le millions", that's fucking gay. Just let me make money without having to wage cuck and finance becky's down syndrome offspring through taxation and I'm glad. But like I said a month ago, good luck I guess
 
Take out a loan if under the guise of something else (small business, new car, whatever you can be bothered to provide the paperwork for) if you're confident that the rate at which your total investment will increase will be more than the interest of the loan, as you don't exactly want to be in debt.

I have considered doing this. Even if it wouldn't go so well I am pretty sure that at the very least I would not lose a lot of money. The strategy that I want to use with real money has a very solid risk management and money management which limits profit but also limits damages so I might give it a try. I have traded this way on a demo account for a while now. I am making about 7 percent of profit per month which is pretty good eventhough it will take several years before I would really be rich.
 
I have considered doing this. Even if it wouldn't go so well I am pretty sure that at the very least I would not lose a lot of money. The strategy that I want to use with real money has a very solid risk management and money management which limits profit but also limits damages so I might give it a try. I have traded this way on a demo account for a while now. I am making about 7 percent of profit per month which is pretty good eventhough it will take several years before I would really be rich.
7 percent is still pretty good; as long as you make some profit and mitigate damages by spreading out your investments then you're fine. What is the general concept behind your strategy, anyway? Surely it's not something that someone hasn't thought of before.
 
7 percent is still pretty good; as long as you make some profit and mitigate damages by spreading out your investments then you're fine. What is the general concept behind your strategy, anyway? Surely it's not something that someone hasn't thought of before.

Can't talk about it. Sorry dude.
 
I found the holy grail. I have researched the stock market for over 20 years and I have finally found a 100% failsafe trading strategy. I have tested it for about 5 years. It is failsafe regardless of the market conditions. It is also a flexible strategy that will modify itself automatically as time goes by. I was able to double a demo account about 10 times in a row with this strategy within the last year.

I have now started to collect real money for this. I am working night and day to get the money. I am trying to safe up 100k within 3 years and I will continuously add the money to the trading account. If all goes well then in 7 years I will be filthy fucking rich. By the time I will be 45. Then I will spend my time in my luxury house with it's own pool and a big garage with a couple of Ferraris. I will escortcel, too of course. I know I will not ascend and I dont mind anymore. I am old and have accepted my fate. Of course a real relationship would be much better than escortcelling but if this is not going to happen you have to take what you can get.

10 nice years and then I will probably die anyway around 55 to 60 which is fine. If this plan works out everything will be ok for me. It is not the life I wanted but it will be good cope.

If I am wrong and I lose even the money I have worked for then fuck it... My life is shit in this case anyway so who even cares?
Just smoke weed bro
 
This sounds like the adverts I used to get while browsing torrent sites.

"100 % failsafe marketing strategy" and shit like that.
 
What is the general concept behind your strategy, anyway?

He's probably dabbling in options and just 20 bad coinflips in a row (which will happen at some point) away from not just going broke but actually being in debt.

It's most likely just the same as the 'failsafe' Roulette strategy where you always bet on red and double your bet every time you lose. You can't lose as long as you have enough bankroll!
 
He's probably dabbling in options and just 20 bad coinflips in a row (which will happen at some point) away from not just going broke but actually being in debt.

It's most likely just the same as the 'failsafe' Roulette strategy where you always bet on red and double your bet every time you lose. You can't lose as long as you have enough bankroll!
Explain how options are this magical solution over regular stock trading?
 
I am facing two major problems right now. One I lack the starting capital. And two my main job takes away way too much time. Sometimes I am trading while I am working but that is pretty difficult and you can make mistakes if you do this. I will have to find a way to fix this.
How much do you need?
 
How much do you need?
10K would be the absolute minimum and that should not be a problem. I will save for a few months then I am set. Much better would be 50 or 100k of course. I think I will start with 10 K and if it goes well and I reach 15K or something then I will get a 50 K loan. Then if things go wrong and I go down from 65 to 50 I will stop and pay the money back to the bank. This way I don't end up fucking things up too badly.
 
Good luck man
 
Be careful with escorts since some are feds, ask to take pictures first since porn isn't illegal, if she says no then you got a fed since, escorts won't care.
 

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