Stellaris is a good game. Once I made a democratic empire and dominated half of the galaxy. But then after years of stability and total control of my part of galaxy, I had riots erupt. It was Incel riots. Riots turned into open rebelions, Incels started to overtake entire planets and secede them from my democratic alliance. Also, another powerful empire was threatening me and my fleet was in ruins after a devastating war 50 years prior from which I still not recovered. The incel riots grew stronger and stronger. I had no choice, I had to give in.
so I bend under pressure from the foreign influence. I had to change my democracy into dictatorship. I allowed the incels to win and rule. I selected the ugliest motherfucker as my new Chief Commander, immediately all the rebellious planets returned under our control. For short while, peace was restored. Then... Soon after, the purges began. First were the chads. He enslaved them and shipped them off to mining colonies on my orbital stations, normies were spared for now. But that did not satisfy the Chief Commander. No, he was full of hatred, for what this Democratic shit-hole done to him and men alike to him. To incels. After the Incel revolution succeeded with covert support from our neighboring empire (Well they did not give a shit if he was an incel or not they just wanted us to be military dictatorship to ease difference in ideology and avoid war) He wanted revenge. So, he quietly started to deport many foids from our core worlds and the capital and amass them on penal-planets.
Additionally, only a small percentage of foids were allowed to be breed. All others were aborted or executed shortly after birth. Same fate met chads. Only incels were allowed to be born.
The Chief Commander, Eliot Rodger as he was named decided to abolish and destroy all the energy industry on Prima-2, a once beautiful planet. He turned it into a living hell, a gulag for females. It used to be a very important economic hub in the western part of my Empire. Now refitted into a penal mining colony. Hard-labor was the order of the day. And he put all the foids from my home world (Earth) to work. This experiment was a great success it soon was used as a template and many penal colonies were established around my empire. By this point most foids were already shipped off to penal colonies or mining orbital stations only a selected few remained, to be the sex slaves of incel men who now populated the prestigious home world and other core worlds of the new founded Incel Empire. The border-worlds, the ghettos of my empires were now filled with Chads instead.
However, this was all just a temporary solution. As Chief Eliot Rodger had greater plans in mind, the final solution to the foids problem. You see, the reports soon arrived. It turned out that foids had a very low mining output. They were literally useless. This has put a great strain on our economy. We had to greatly downsize our fleet and military as the mineral upkeep of our fleet outmatched the rate at which the useless fucking foids could produce them. That was no longer a problem though as our main rival in the region entered into an alliance with us as we now shared common values and since their military strength greatly superseded anything in this galaxy nobody dared to fuck with us. Elliot Rodger and all incels in the empire embraced their new protectors.
Stage two of the final solution was put into action. Sex-bots began mass-production. Soon, the empire would find no more use for foids. Robots, that used to be outlawed by the democratic union were now legalized. And the few sex-slave foids that remained on our core colonies were now executed as they were severely used up by all the incel men who thirsted for them. They were replace by brand new, SUPER-HIGH-TECH sex bots who now populated the core worlds along with incels. How did breeding occur you may ask? Well, Bio-Engineering. We had no need for females anymore.
Chief Elliot Rodger was very happy with the progress. All the foids from our empire were now gathered in penal colonies. A few remaining ones were still living in ghetto borderworlds. But who the fuck cares about those anyway. So they were left in peace for now. Now, it was time. For Stage 3. The Final Solution.
Slave foids working in the dark, harsh mines of the gulag planets were now deported to desert worlds, specially prepared to host as much of foids as its humanly possible. They were told that they are going to start new life in brand-new colony worlds. That they were pardoned by the great emperor Elliot Rodger. They believed it, not like they had any choice. Mass deportations were in full motion. Those that left were soon replaced by extremely effective AI mining robots. And then, when finally the 'New Eden' as we named the planet, was fully populated, or rather overpopulated by foids. The fire of death rained from above. Decimating the planet and all the foids on it. It was over for them. The Great Emperor Elliot Rodger personally observed this massacre. The entire planet was shattered by the technological weapon of mass destruction devised by incel scientists.
But that wasn't enough. This was far too slow. Far too complicated. The Final Solution was declared a failure. It takes too much time to kill foids like this, even if it was a spectacular sight. So. Instead, more 'traditional' ways were deployed. Foids were open seasons all across the empire. They were to be all purged within a year. And so they were. All but eliminated. Few remaining ones survived in the borderworlds, where the empires crusade did not bother to venture. But for all intents and purposes. It was over. Foids were eliminated and replaced by sexy waiffu robots once and for all.
Now, a ever-lasting age of peace began. Untill... The very FUCKERS we had an alliance with. Decided that our actions... Were too much. The fucking cucks, they got angry once we deployed our world-cracker technology. Our foid massacre was streamed on Space-Netflix and our neighbors did not like it. They gave us -500 to diplomacy. And unfortunately for us, since their fleets were SUPERIOR, once a negative modifier was triggered. They declared war on us. Their Chad Fleets stormed our borderworlds. Rescued the remaining foids that were still alive. Damn, we hated them so much for this! HOW DARED THEY SPARE THE FOIDS. WE COULD NOT STAND IT. Soon they penetrated our core world defences. They were about to reach Earth. Our fleets were devastated, retreated.
But, our lord. Our emperor. Elliot Rodger, in all his wisdom. He knew what to do. He ordered that the entirety of our fleet would jump into a system behind a borderworld where the remaining few foids lived. While the evil empire was busy devouring our home world. Elliot Rodger and the remaining brave men of Spacecel-Fleet-1 began their assault on borderworld. Deus-Nova. JFL the empire did not even bother to come and rescue them. They were busy destroying our home world. We fucking slaughtered the entire planet. First we orbital striked this assholes for 3 months then we invaded by land took over the planet, Elliot began purging the foids as quickly as he could. but the FUCKING EMPIRE FLEETS WERE COMING. We knew we had no time. Out of desperation, Elliot send the entire fleet to face the incoming threat. While our world-cracker ship began destroying the planet. Our fleet was defeated in a day JFL. The enemy fleet entered the system. They began assaulting our world-cracker. But it did not stop firing. It did not stop.
JUST AS IT WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
IT BROKE THE PLANET.
IT KILLED THE FOIDS.
WE WON CRIED ELLIOT RODGER
WE WON WE ENDED IT...
WITH TEARS OF JOY IN HIS EYES HE LOOKED OUT OF THE SHIPS GLASS.
THOSE WERE HIS LAST WORDS
THE EMPIRE DESTROYED THE SHIP
It was over.
Turns out some fucking foids still survived on other borderworlds and when Incel Empire declared unconditional surrender which basically meant we lost 95% of our systems. We knew it was over. So we all commited sudoku and I alt-f4 the game.
JFL You can't win as an incel. Not even in stellaris.
so I bend under pressure from the foreign influence. I had to change my democracy into dictatorship. I allowed the incels to win and rule. I selected the ugliest motherfucker as my new Chief Commander, immediately all the rebellious planets returned under our control. For short while, peace was restored. Then... Soon after, the purges began. First were the chads. He enslaved them and shipped them off to mining colonies on my orbital stations, normies were spared for now. But that did not satisfy the Chief Commander. No, he was full of hatred, for what this Democratic shit-hole done to him and men alike to him. To incels. After the Incel revolution succeeded with covert support from our neighboring empire (Well they did not give a shit if he was an incel or not they just wanted us to be military dictatorship to ease difference in ideology and avoid war) He wanted revenge. So, he quietly started to deport many foids from our core worlds and the capital and amass them on penal-planets.
Additionally, only a small percentage of foids were allowed to be breed. All others were aborted or executed shortly after birth. Same fate met chads. Only incels were allowed to be born.
The Chief Commander, Eliot Rodger as he was named decided to abolish and destroy all the energy industry on Prima-2, a once beautiful planet. He turned it into a living hell, a gulag for females. It used to be a very important economic hub in the western part of my Empire. Now refitted into a penal mining colony. Hard-labor was the order of the day. And he put all the foids from my home world (Earth) to work. This experiment was a great success it soon was used as a template and many penal colonies were established around my empire. By this point most foids were already shipped off to penal colonies or mining orbital stations only a selected few remained, to be the sex slaves of incel men who now populated the prestigious home world and other core worlds of the new founded Incel Empire. The border-worlds, the ghettos of my empires were now filled with Chads instead.
However, this was all just a temporary solution. As Chief Eliot Rodger had greater plans in mind, the final solution to the foids problem. You see, the reports soon arrived. It turned out that foids had a very low mining output. They were literally useless. This has put a great strain on our economy. We had to greatly downsize our fleet and military as the mineral upkeep of our fleet outmatched the rate at which the useless fucking foids could produce them. That was no longer a problem though as our main rival in the region entered into an alliance with us as we now shared common values and since their military strength greatly superseded anything in this galaxy nobody dared to fuck with us. Elliot Rodger and all incels in the empire embraced their new protectors.
Stage two of the final solution was put into action. Sex-bots began mass-production. Soon, the empire would find no more use for foids. Robots, that used to be outlawed by the democratic union were now legalized. And the few sex-slave foids that remained on our core colonies were now executed as they were severely used up by all the incel men who thirsted for them. They were replace by brand new, SUPER-HIGH-TECH sex bots who now populated the core worlds along with incels. How did breeding occur you may ask? Well, Bio-Engineering. We had no need for females anymore.
Chief Elliot Rodger was very happy with the progress. All the foids from our empire were now gathered in penal colonies. A few remaining ones were still living in ghetto borderworlds. But who the fuck cares about those anyway. So they were left in peace for now. Now, it was time. For Stage 3. The Final Solution.
Slave foids working in the dark, harsh mines of the gulag planets were now deported to desert worlds, specially prepared to host as much of foids as its humanly possible. They were told that they are going to start new life in brand-new colony worlds. That they were pardoned by the great emperor Elliot Rodger. They believed it, not like they had any choice. Mass deportations were in full motion. Those that left were soon replaced by extremely effective AI mining robots. And then, when finally the 'New Eden' as we named the planet, was fully populated, or rather overpopulated by foids. The fire of death rained from above. Decimating the planet and all the foids on it. It was over for them. The Great Emperor Elliot Rodger personally observed this massacre. The entire planet was shattered by the technological weapon of mass destruction devised by incel scientists.
But that wasn't enough. This was far too slow. Far too complicated. The Final Solution was declared a failure. It takes too much time to kill foids like this, even if it was a spectacular sight. So. Instead, more 'traditional' ways were deployed. Foids were open seasons all across the empire. They were to be all purged within a year. And so they were. All but eliminated. Few remaining ones survived in the borderworlds, where the empires crusade did not bother to venture. But for all intents and purposes. It was over. Foids were eliminated and replaced by sexy waiffu robots once and for all.
Now, a ever-lasting age of peace began. Untill... The very FUCKERS we had an alliance with. Decided that our actions... Were too much. The fucking cucks, they got angry once we deployed our world-cracker technology. Our foid massacre was streamed on Space-Netflix and our neighbors did not like it. They gave us -500 to diplomacy. And unfortunately for us, since their fleets were SUPERIOR, once a negative modifier was triggered. They declared war on us. Their Chad Fleets stormed our borderworlds. Rescued the remaining foids that were still alive. Damn, we hated them so much for this! HOW DARED THEY SPARE THE FOIDS. WE COULD NOT STAND IT. Soon they penetrated our core world defences. They were about to reach Earth. Our fleets were devastated, retreated.
But, our lord. Our emperor. Elliot Rodger, in all his wisdom. He knew what to do. He ordered that the entirety of our fleet would jump into a system behind a borderworld where the remaining few foids lived. While the evil empire was busy devouring our home world. Elliot Rodger and the remaining brave men of Spacecel-Fleet-1 began their assault on borderworld. Deus-Nova. JFL the empire did not even bother to come and rescue them. They were busy destroying our home world. We fucking slaughtered the entire planet. First we orbital striked this assholes for 3 months then we invaded by land took over the planet, Elliot began purging the foids as quickly as he could. but the FUCKING EMPIRE FLEETS WERE COMING. We knew we had no time. Out of desperation, Elliot send the entire fleet to face the incoming threat. While our world-cracker ship began destroying the planet. Our fleet was defeated in a day JFL. The enemy fleet entered the system. They began assaulting our world-cracker. But it did not stop firing. It did not stop.
JUST AS IT WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
IT BROKE THE PLANET.
IT KILLED THE FOIDS.
WE WON CRIED ELLIOT RODGER
WE WON WE ENDED IT...
WITH TEARS OF JOY IN HIS EYES HE LOOKED OUT OF THE SHIPS GLASS.
THOSE WERE HIS LAST WORDS
THE EMPIRE DESTROYED THE SHIP
It was over.
Turns out some fucking foids still survived on other borderworlds and when Incel Empire declared unconditional surrender which basically meant we lost 95% of our systems. We knew it was over. So we all commited sudoku and I alt-f4 the game.
JFL You can't win as an incel. Not even in stellaris.
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